she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes

★ multi-fandom six-word drabble-fest ★

GOOD, DISTRACTING TIMES, MY FRIENDS. I've knocked out a few when really I should be reading Ovid, but whatever!

+ Kara/Anders

+ Ruby/Sam
+ Dean/Castiel

+ Arthur/Merlin

+ Much/Eve

+ Teddy/Victoire

+ Felicity Fucking Worthington

Glee! My drabble set placed first in the Hufflepuff VS Gryffindor match at firebolt_elite! 500 points!

Title: Funeral
Word Count: 4 x 100
Rating: G
Prompt: You are to write a set of 4 drabbles each one from the perspective of a member of each house to the same subject/event. Each house's perspective is to be its own separate drabble.

( Luna, Ginny, Ernie, Goyle )

Wheee! Second place in the drabble contest at quills_elite! That's my best result yet, woop woop! 200 points!

Title: Statue Boy
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Prompt:
You and your mates are practicing your form in dueling club, and you've just been hit with a spell. Describe, in exactly 100 words, the effects of that particular spell (either on you as a student or you taking on the role of a canon character) on your mind, senses, or physical body. Unforgivable curses are off-limits.

“Petrificus Totalus!”

Oh, not again, thinks Neville, as something whacks him squarely in the middle of his back.

His spine locks, instantly; his arms, hanging loosely by his sides, are suddenly rigid; his knees stiffen, immovable. Less than half a second, and he feels the freeze spread through his entire body, capturing even the tips of his fingers as his friends begin to giggle. Helpless, eyes fixed and bulging slightly, he feels the saliva start to pool behind his clenched teeth.

There’s a snigger behind him, a slight pressure, and Neville is slowly, inexorably, irresistibly falling onto his face.

Ouch.

One ficlet, written for the fiacthon over at treatmuchright. The first half was beta'd by the luffly lil_chanteuse. The second half... wasn't. This will be fairly obvious, because there is rambling and it is poo.

The Knot

The first round of Hogsmeade results are up, and my eulogy for Tonks placed second! I got points! Anyway, I knocked it up 20 minutes before the deadline, and it's painfully cheesy to read, but I may as well post it. Because I hate you all and want you to share in my pain.

It's from Andromeda's POV, just so you know.
( My Daughter )

Ugh, that wasn't a eulogy, that was me wanking on and on and IT'S ALL ABOUT REMUS, REALLY. I suck :)

Title: Breaktime
Rating: R, for naughty happenings
Word count: 608
Summary: February 2018. Teddy and Victoire make use of a stockroom.

Okay, this is my first time writing anything even vaguely smutty, so I NEED concrit. I need you to say "that's not how you spell 'throbbing'" and "legs don't bend like that!" DO NOT allow me to continue writing bad smut. Also, I stole a line from Joss Whedon. Oh, and if you are ipreferballet, AVERT YOUR EYES AND PRESS BACKSPACE RIGHT NOW. That is all.

( “Mmm,” she agreed, as she pulled at his magenta robes. Teddy shed them with more speed than was decent. )

Title: Results
Rating: PG
Word count: 1320
Summary: Teddy and Victoire get their exam results. Drunkness ensues.

( 'A piggyback?' he repeated, attempting to convey sophisticated disdain with a quirk of his eyebrow. )

I posted another Remus/Tonks ficlet over at rt_challenge. Go see!

The prompt was this picture:

Title: Revision
Rating: PG, for kissing, and vaguely lustful thoughts
Word Count: 765
Summary: March 2018. Victoire realises she's made a huge mistake.

( After a few vaguely productive minutes, she became aware of a disturbing snuffling sound. )

So, I wrote fic. Gulp.

Title: Howling
Rating: U or G, depending on your location
Word count: 844
Warnings: Um, spoilers if you haven't read Deathly Hallows?

( How was her hair glowing? )