she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes

Title: Breaktime
Rating: R, for naughty happenings
Word count: 608
Summary: February 2018. Teddy and Victoire make use of a stockroom.

Okay, this is my first time writing anything even vaguely smutty, so I NEED concrit. I need you to say "that's not how you spell 'throbbing'" and "legs don't bend like that!" DO NOT allow me to continue writing bad smut. Also, I stole a line from Joss Whedon. Oh, and if you are ipreferballet, AVERT YOUR EYES AND PRESS BACKSPACE RIGHT NOW. That is all.

( “Mmm,” she agreed, as she pulled at his magenta robes. Teddy shed them with more speed than was decent. )

Title: Pranking
Rating: G
Word Count: 790
Summary: August 2014. Teddy is being stealth.

This one's for bishwop, for some prank-based inspiration. ♥

( He clicked his fingers twice before executing a carefully practised hand signal which he hoped conveyed both mystery and authority )

Title: Growling
Rating: PG, for snogging
Word Count: 804
Summary: April 2017. Victoire comes of age. Sequel to Howling. Lyrical inspiration: Bloc Party, Blue Light
NOTE: I cheated. I went back and changed a few words, so my Victoire is now a strawberry blonde (because darkangsty42 is cleverer than I)

( Teddy was up to something. )