Jason Bradley: Cuter Than You

[sophieisgod]

So, Vital Signs. That was fun. I have honestly only watched the Harry Lloyd bits of this, let's face it, really rather naff show. But I present these bits for you ogling please. Enjoy, fellow perverts.

Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.


This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.




PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.


Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.


Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?


Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*


And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots










More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.




Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:








Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.




"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"


"YEAH I DID!"




Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?




Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.


Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams




I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.


Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...


This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.




Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.


Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.


Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.


Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*


Jason is smitten.


Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:


Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.


But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.


*high 5s Jason* THWAP!








And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!


THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.




NECKPORN!


Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"




Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!


Boy's got a date!


SQUEEEEEEE!


How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.






Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.


DATE DATE DATE


This boy is just too beautiful.




Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!


Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*


Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*


HAND ON FACE!


*dies*


If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too


Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!


Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father


BED!HAIR! *ruffles*


Uniform!




Eavesdropping!Jason!


Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*


Jason's gaming face! templa_otmena, is that dark enough for you?


*squee*


Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.


Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.




And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?




And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else

Comments

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

*is ded*

THE BED HAIR. THE SCRUNCHY FACE. THE UNIFORM. THE PSYCHO!FACE. THE GRATUITOUS NECKPORN. THE EYE COLOUR PERFECTLY MATCHING HIS SHIRT. THE HAND-ON-FACE-KISSING. THE KISSING, PERIOD. THE ANGSTY FACE. THE PEN-IN-MOUTH (A.K.A ORAL FIXATION WHEREIN ARTEMIS THINKS VERY NASTY THOUGHTS MOMENT).

THIS POST GETS AN A+++++++++++++++++++

Oh goodness, there's MORE after this? *sigh* I'm done.

[curlybeach.livejournal.com]

Good GRAVY that boy is cute. I mean, criminally so. The hair! And the dimples! And the smile! And the EYES! I am officially, completely and utterly converted, Sophie. Well done ^___________^

[mo-shmoe.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or is he looking distinctly Harry Potterish here (minus glasses)? I'm starting to have all kinds of fantasies now! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, SOPHIE

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

*bounce of sheer happiness*

Is it odd that I can't believe he's 22, and yet I totally can? Why does no-one on TV ever look their age?!

Hehe, love the title for Part Two. I await with joy.

Beyond the multi-fandom geek out love that this was (Baines/Tish OTP, anyone?! *g*), I also now vote that Will goes evil and steals from Team Leather/Guyliner's wardrobe. *nods* He'd suit it. And he could make smirky, crazy eyes :D

[tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com]

Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!

I'm sorry but nothing will EVER beat that face XD. It's just pure and utter shock mixed with OMGWTFSHEHASBOOBSCANNOTLOOKAWAY!!

Harry makes out very pretty ^^;; We better see Will snog Djaq >_>; A.S.A.P

FYI..does he die in the show...

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

Early Christmas present- you've managed to do this so soon!

First because I will just plain forget if I don't mention him while he's fresh in my head- Roy.
I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.
Harry Lloyd has continually been bringing cast members together since conception. 'Robin Hood' is fate and here is another example of it- emphasised by the awesome casting of Steve Waddington. I don't/can't want/need to talk about Roy's storyline because (like drunken!colleague) wtf? Some child and medicore angst. Poor dead Roy.

Now Harry.
I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.
I can barely squeeze a userpic onto my memory at the moment but that shot is getting saved. Our boy did EVERYTHING that he could with this crazy, nonsensical role. He is a youngling and he is (already) going to be amazing.

Tish and Jason. Love your commentary. Life is surely incomplete without Harry's "double A batteries, please" *shy!face* moment.

THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.
And we saw them very up close... incase you had forgotten what with all the fluff of 'Vital Signs' (no BAFTA).

Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!
I'm being sick, I know but- way to make Allan jealous?

As for the gaming!face I love how many times the boy says 'shagging' in that scene. Always dark enough for me :D

Got to get to bed now- the kitchen is still extrememly messy instead of just messy so I'm goign to get up early. You are a legend and lovely just for you but extremely so for continually spoiling us with all of this.

Love you xXx

PS- Djaq + Allan - Will = No more 'Woah Woah oh oh'

Also am so glad that I cannot remember the theme tune to this show. Phew!

HOW DID YOU DOWNLOAD THIS?!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGG.

[vivere.livejournal.com]

Why must Harry be so perfect?! D:

[snugduff.livejournal.com]

HOLY FUCKING MCFUCK FUCK.

He's so damn hot!!

[wee-mango.livejournal.com]

*adds to memories* XD ♥

[agguss.livejournal.com]

Wow, I find him so much more attractive here... it's amazing. Well, I didn't find him attractive at all, but I do in here *blinks* very, very, very attractive :D

*drools away*

[velvet-midnight.livejournal.com]

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE HARRY? HE MAKES THE BEST FACES. & HAS THE BEST EYES. & SMILE. & EVERYTHING.

I WANT TO JUMP HIM.

Thank you for this!!

*NEEDS to see Vital Signs...but can't* *is terribly depressed by this fact*

[princesslucky.livejournal.com]

WHY MUST YOU POST HARRY!SPAMS?!??!?!?!? THEY ARE SO NOT CONDUCIVE TO HEALTHY LIVING. This post took my brain put it in a blender and hit liquefy.

AND WHY DID THIS POST MAKE MY BLUSH SO VERY VERY HARD!!?!??!?!

*nods* Will seriously does need to scrunch his face more. I'm just sure you witnessed his windy!face in 2x11? aljsdlfijisla.

[mangobaby716.livejournal.com]

is jealous because I live in the States I cannot actually watch this show and I can't find a site that I can acquire it questionably from because of being in the States.

::goes off to continue to try and find this show because Harry is a beautiful beautiful man::

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

Heee! I did the same...could only forward to the Harry bits when I got this! :D I kinda love his 'spastic' face because that's such a brother thing to do.

And his sister in Vital Signs was in Dr Who and Pirates of the Carribean.

Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!

LOL LOL LOL LOL!!

[theshrub-eline.livejournal.com]

your seriuously want me dead cause your killing me with all those squeeee photo's tey are ecsqueeesit

[maddie-jane.livejournal.com]

OK right well um ...do we have a falling down faint icon anywhere? Until then /squeeee ,sigh, faint etc will have to cover it!!

....off for another look

[ornie-mornie.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE CLEARLY MADE OF AWESOME BUT DISTRACTED ME SO BADLY *needs study more*

Actually, it doesn't look that interesting but Harry looks yummylicious and that's the important thing!

Also, ARE WE GOING TO SEE ANY SEXING INVOLVING HARRY?

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

YIPPEE! Now we can go icon crazy and people will know that we are Real Fans (TM) because not all our Harry Lloyd icons involve Will or Baines!

You know, I quite got into this programme before it all went stupid and pointless and let's all shag each other and "Oh, who'da thunk it? The BFF is now possibly up the duff with BFF's bloke's child."

What's the betting that S2 would have involved new child having CF too?

No matter, we got more Harry for our money.

Hee! Is it right to like a man in school uniform when you know fo sho that he's in his twenties? Well, why not? You get 'grown' men getting all excited about hen parties in school uniform. Bring it back to the laydeez, that's what I say!

This was beautiful, my dear. Well done!

And yes - the eyes. 0_0

[coconutzo.livejournal.com]

You definitely are a God.
Ironically enough, I concluded this before I even read your username LOL

[clouded-logic.livejournal.com]

I have never ever seen him looking that gorgeous before. Is it just me, or does the school uniform make him seem so much more accessible? XD

What is this show? I might be willing to watch it just for the insane cuteness and fandom implosions.

[mistress-olivia.livejournal.com]

wow wow wow
thanks so much for that ^
made my day :)

[struz.livejournal.com]

ok, firstly, i don't know you but I LOVE YOU.
secondly, OMG.
thirdly, i love you.
fourthly, HOW AMAZING ARE HIS CHEEKBONES!?!?!
aaaaand fifth...ly, you're captioning skills are aceeee, they make me chuckle quite a bit :)

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

egads! TEH CUTE!!!!!

[cometotheedge.livejournal.com]

*meep*

Ok, you are officially the second most awesome thing in the universe. You would be the first most awesome, but..well...Harry.

Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...

And he's also playing King Richard in this Heroes & Villains thing Harry's going to be in. Is it wrong that I'm kind of hoping that addresses the fact King Rich charged from the other end of the jousting ring and that Harry somehow factors into that because...dude, that's your Dad? It's just me, isn't it? I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Baines and Martha's sister!

I know!!! And then he had eyesex with Martha!!! BAINZ U HOR.

*crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*

Oh please. Oh please. This is why kissings must happen on the 29th. We need to know this isn't just a fluke and he really is that good at tonsil hockey. It is of vital importance.

Also, I think Will's First Boob is what they're calling the Turk Flu recap in the next issue of Robin Hood adventures.

In short, he has to come back to the 21st century for his next tv thing because: MOAR BED HAIR AND SCRUNCHINGZ PLZ.

[literateur.livejournal.com]

Roy! And King Richard! But who cares as HARRY LLOYD IS IN THIS!!!

I must see this...whatever it is. Now.

*drools*