Jason Bradley: Cuter Than You

[sophieisgod]

So, Vital Signs. That was fun. I have honestly only watched the Harry Lloyd bits of this, let's face it, really rather naff show. But I present these bits for you ogling please. Enjoy, fellow perverts.

Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.


This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.




PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.


Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.


Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?


Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*


And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots










More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.




Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:








Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.




"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"


"YEAH I DID!"




Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?




Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.


Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams




I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.


Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...


This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.




Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.


Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.


Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.


Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*


Jason is smitten.


Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:


Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.


But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.


*high 5s Jason* THWAP!








And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!


THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.




NECKPORN!


Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"




Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!


Boy's got a date!


SQUEEEEEEE!


How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.






Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.


DATE DATE DATE


This boy is just too beautiful.




Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!


Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*


Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*


HAND ON FACE!


*dies*


If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too


Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!


Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father


BED!HAIR! *ruffles*


Uniform!




Eavesdropping!Jason!


Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*


Jason's gaming face! templa_otmena, is that dark enough for you?


*squee*


Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.


Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.




And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?




And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else

Comments

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

*is ded*

THE BED HAIR. THE SCRUNCHY FACE. THE UNIFORM. THE PSYCHO!FACE. THE GRATUITOUS NECKPORN. THE EYE COLOUR PERFECTLY MATCHING HIS SHIRT. THE HAND-ON-FACE-KISSING. THE KISSING, PERIOD. THE ANGSTY FACE. THE PEN-IN-MOUTH (A.K.A ORAL FIXATION WHEREIN ARTEMIS THINKS VERY NASTY THOUGHTS MOMENT).

THIS POST GETS AN A+++++++++++++++++++

Oh goodness, there's MORE after this? *sigh* I'm done.

[curlybeach.livejournal.com]

Good GRAVY that boy is cute. I mean, criminally so. The hair! And the dimples! And the smile! And the EYES! I am officially, completely and utterly converted, Sophie. Well done ^___________^

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

HARRYLAND CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH.

Ohh, there's more. There's angst. There might even be sexing. But don't get your hopes up, because they don't show ANYTHING.

HARRY GETS AN A+++++++++++++++++++

Pen-in-mouth! Pen-in-mouth! It is filth almost comparable to the flaunting of the Baines!arse! HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING TO US, THE MINX.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YAY! I need to make tshirts that say "Sophie turned me into a pervy pervert" and then distribute them.

Ohhh, Bernard. Why are you so oddly attractive?

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I KNOW. I'M THINKING WE MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE THE ~TURBO~ SHUTTLE.

I love my angsty boys &hearts D: And Harry has the PERFECT eyes for angstiness :O

I think we need to give Harry his A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ in person, what do you think?;)

HE'S SUCH A SAUCY MINX. Bloody hell, and I have a think for boys who chew on pens D: HE'S READING MY MIND, SOPHIE, HE'S READING MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIND D:

[mo-shmoe.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or is he looking distinctly Harry Potterish here (minus glasses)? I'm starting to have all kinds of fantasies now! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, SOPHIE

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

*bounce of sheer happiness*

Is it odd that I can't believe he's 22, and yet I totally can? Why does no-one on TV ever look their age?!

Hehe, love the title for Part Two. I await with joy.

Beyond the multi-fandom geek out love that this was (Baines/Tish OTP, anyone?! *g*), I also now vote that Will goes evil and steals from Team Leather/Guyliner's wardrobe. *nods* He'd suit it. And he could make smirky, crazy eyes :D

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YES YES AND THRICE YES. I would comment on Harry's own personal 'turbo shuttle' BUT THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Ohhh, the Eyes Of Angst! They are big angsty puddles of emotion designed to melt fangirls into quivering lumps of jelly. HARRY IS EVIL. I think Dickens has given him secret powers.

Things in mouths are sexy. It cannot be denied. And pens have literary connotations, and OH JUST GIVE UP HE PUT A PEN IN HIS MOUTH AND IT WAS EROTIC AND I REFUSE TO JUSTIFY MY LUSTINGS.

In conclusion: Do me, Harry. Do me on the turbo shuttle.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY. BUT I'M NOT SORRY BECAUSE NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT HARRY AND WANDS AND MAGIC.

[tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com]

Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!

I'm sorry but nothing will EVER beat that face XD. It's just pure and utter shock mixed with OMGWTFSHEHASBOOBSCANNOTLOOKAWAY!!

Harry makes out very pretty ^^;; We better see Will snog Djaq >_>; A.S.A.P

FYI..does he die in the show...

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*glee*

TV is strange. I think people get oddly chrono-compressed or something in that freaky box.

OH DEAR LORD JUST THINK OF THE WAYS IN WHICH GUYLINER WOULD ENHANCE HARRY'S ALREADY SPECTACULAR EYES...

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

LOL, I know! It was indeed a sacred moment.

Less than a fortnight to go! AND THERE HAD BETTER BE KISSING OR I WILL DO PAINFUL THINGS TO DOMINIC MINGHELLA'S BALDY HEAD.

Don't worry! He doesn't die!

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

UUGGGGHHH IT'S THAT LLOYDIAN CHARM. BLAST IT. BLAST IT ALL TO HELL.

OUR LUSTINGS CANNOT BE JUSTIFIED, FACT. HE DOES IT OWN PURPOSE, THE NAUGHTY TART, AND I HATE LOVE HIM FOR IT.

Mmmmm, on the massive king-sized bed we have stored in the back of the HARRYLAND shuttle:D We'll have to take turns alternating between driving the shuttle and debauching Mr. Lloyd. then again, we can just put the shuttle on autopilot, and debauch him together:D

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

And looking at the Angel of Death, I mean, how awesome and unstoppable would he be as a baddie? Yet one with soul? And maybe one with blurry allegiances and a secret reason to do evil, that totally makes it forgivable? *grin*

[tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com]

Hehe oh harry ILU and I wanna have your babies <3.

QUESTION IS WHY HASN'T WILL BEEN KISSED BY SOME RANDOM MAIDAN!?! *kicks Dominic in the sack* You have no right keeping Harry's hot makeoutness from us! .

I've seen caps of him where he's all laid up in the hospital all sicky ;-;.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

REALLY, WE ARE BLAMELESS IN THIS MATTER.

If, as I suspect, Harry controls the universe, we are mere pawns in his sexual games. ARTEMIS, WE HAVE BEEN HAND-SELECTED BY HARRY TO PILOT/DEBAUCH/AUTOPILOT WHILE DEBAUCHING THE TURBO-SHUTTLE!

Can we have a sauna? I reckon space is probably quite cold. And even if it isn't, anything that makes Harry sweaty is probably OF VITAL IMPORTANCE.

God, he is a tart.

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

I must interrupt because I fear. We're sure he doesn't die? Do you know this? How do you know this? And I will joined you. Garden rakes on a bald head? And yet this is the man who casts the pretty people, and writes the angst and ship :D I don't think I have it in my heart to hurt him.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Because he's saving himself for Allan Djaq! They share the sacred bond of FIRST BOOB and nothing can ever break that!

WHOA. For a moment there I thought you were talking about the RH finale, and I got all freaked out about deathbed love confessions and GAH. But, it's all okay now. Phew. Those scenes were so sad!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

LOL, I was referring to Vital Signs. I REALLY REALLY HOPE that he doesn't die in RH. Would Baldy Minghella be so cruel?!

But then, as you so rightly point out, Baldy Minghella smokes all the crack and brings all the pretty. He should be deified, not hit with rakes. Damn. I'm conflicted.

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

COMPLETELY AND UTTELRY BLAMELESS. IT IS TEH POWER OF TEH LLOYD. *BOWS DOWN TO POWER*

HANDPICKED, ZOMFG. He ~wanted/wants~ us. That's enough to send the most pleasant of shivers down my spine:D

Yes yes, a sauna is most definitely in order in that case. Just enough to put a sheer sheen of sweat on him. AND THERE WILL BE NECK-ARCHING ACTION. *explodes*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Badass!Will would certainly be a force to be reckoned with. And it would reunite BOYFRIENDS! in a most satisfying manner. But I think small exceptions would have to be made re: his costume; the pretty boy needs a little colour to set off his eyes. Just a little bit. he can wear mostly leather.

BUT HOW CAN WE MAKE HIM JOIN THE SHERIFF AFTER DEAR DEPARTED DEAD DAD DAN?

[tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com]

..He has already sexed Allan more then once <3(AND NOONE CAN TELL ME OTHER WISE!). I made a new word today to sum up Will/Allan's relationship in season 2. sexemies which means there enemies that have hate!sex and i!still!love!you!sex ^^;; *giggles*

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

Early Christmas present- you've managed to do this so soon!

First because I will just plain forget if I don't mention him while he's fresh in my head- Roy.
I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.
Harry Lloyd has continually been bringing cast members together since conception. 'Robin Hood' is fate and here is another example of it- emphasised by the awesome casting of Steve Waddington. I don't/can't want/need to talk about Roy's storyline because (like drunken!colleague) wtf? Some child and medicore angst. Poor dead Roy.

Now Harry.
I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.
I can barely squeeze a userpic onto my memory at the moment but that shot is getting saved. Our boy did EVERYTHING that he could with this crazy, nonsensical role. He is a youngling and he is (already) going to be amazing.

Tish and Jason. Love your commentary. Life is surely incomplete without Harry's "double A batteries, please" *shy!face* moment.

THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.
And we saw them very up close... incase you had forgotten what with all the fluff of 'Vital Signs' (no BAFTA).

Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!
I'm being sick, I know but- way to make Allan jealous?

As for the gaming!face I love how many times the boy says 'shagging' in that scene. Always dark enough for me :D

Got to get to bed now- the kitchen is still extrememly messy instead of just messy so I'm goign to get up early. You are a legend and lovely just for you but extremely so for continually spoiling us with all of this.

Love you xXx

PS- Djaq + Allan - Will = No more 'Woah Woah oh oh'

Also am so glad that I cannot remember the theme tune to this show. Phew!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*BUILDS ALTAR, SACRIFICES VIRGINS AND SIMILAR*

Yes he did. YES HE DID. This is a sacred duty and we must perform it lustily solemnly and with the utmost abandon dignity. YES.

Phnar. SHEEN OF SWEAT. One of my ultimate, all-time kinks. PHNAR. SHEEN OF SWEAT ON HIS NECK THAT WE ARE BIBLICALLY OBLIGATED (for we shall surely be in charge of writing the scared texts of HARRYLAND, given our mad list-making skillz) TO LICK OFF.

I'll be in my bunk in the turbo shuttle, reading the auto-pilot manual.

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

*SACRIFICES SMALL CHILDREN*

Absolutely. I could not agree more. Teh Master Lloyd NEEDS us in this matter:D

OH GOD, SWEAT ON THE NECK. And there will also be sweat on his BACK, OH GOD, WHICH MEANS SHOULDER BLADES AND ZOMFG *IS DYING* Tongues are mandatory in this matter, I'm sure that Master Lloyd will agree *nods vociferously*

I'm going to pick out the appropriate linens for the king-size bed:D You know, the *ahem* stain resistant variety:)