Jason Bradley: Cuter Than You
Dec. 16th, 2007 10:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sophieisgodSo, Vital Signs. That was fun. I have honestly only watched the Harry Lloyd bits of this, let's face it, really rather naff show. But I present these bits for you ogling please. Enjoy, fellow perverts.
Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.
This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.
PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.
Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.
Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?
Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*
And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots
More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.
Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:
Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.
"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"
"YEAH I DID!"
Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?
Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.
Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams
I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.
Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...
This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.
Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.
Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.
Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.
Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*
Jason is smitten.
Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:
Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.
But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.
*high 5s Jason* THWAP!
And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!
THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.
NECKPORN!
Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"
Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!
Boy's got a date!
SQUEEEEEEE!
How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.
Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.
DATE DATE DATE
This boy is just too beautiful.
Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!
Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*
Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*
HAND ON FACE!
*dies*
If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too
Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!
Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father
BED!HAIR! *ruffles*
Uniform!
Eavesdropping!Jason!
Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*
Jason's gaming face!![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
templa_otmena, is that dark enough for you?
*squee*
Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.
Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.
And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?
And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else
Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.
This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.
PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.
Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.
Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?
Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*
And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots
More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.
Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:
Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.
"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"
"YEAH I DID!"
Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?
Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.
Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams
I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.
Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...
This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.
Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.
Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.
Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.
Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*
Jason is smitten.
Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:
Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.
But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.
*high 5s Jason* THWAP!
And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!
THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.
NECKPORN!
Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"
Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!
Boy's got a date!
SQUEEEEEEE!
How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.
Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.
DATE DATE DATE
This boy is just too beautiful.
Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!
Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*
Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*
HAND ON FACE!
*dies*
If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too
Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!
Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father
BED!HAIR! *ruffles*
Uniform!
Eavesdropping!Jason!
Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*
Jason's gaming face!
templa_otmena, is that dark enough for you?*squee*
Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.
Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.
And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?
And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else
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Date: 2007-12-19 05:22 pm (UTC)BAINES IS A STRUMPET. This is fact.
KISSING! I really need there to be kissing. Will-shaped kissing. I wonder if the PORN STACHE will factor into this at all? I must do scientific research *draws graphs*
I think Will's First Boob is what they're calling the Turk Flu recap in the next issue of Robin Hood adventures.
LOOOOOOOL. Genius. Do you read that? I do, but I always feel ashamed buying it. And you can't cut up the pictures properly, because they've all got bloody speech bubbles on them!
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Date: 2007-12-19 07:08 pm (UTC)BAINES IS A STRUMPET
IT IS TRUTH. He's all 'Puny Humans. See how they crumble when I FUCK THEM WITH MY DEATH STARE.'
In the porno!Who inside my head the Master is going to be resurrected as Mrs Saxon and then she will free Baines and they will become the TwistedFilth!Sex version of the Doctor and his Companion. Who eyefuck everyone.
Do you read that? I do, but I always feel ashamed buying it.
Guilty as charged m'lud. It would be an utter lie to say that I do not have cut-out pics of Will (sans speech bubbles wherever possible) blutacked to my monitor even as I type. And I do really want to know how they're going to cover Why Djaq Is Different From All The Other Boys in that recap. Honestly, I haven't perved over something this kid-related since Philip Glenister read The Night Pirates on CeeBeebies...
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Date: 2007-12-19 07:43 pm (UTC)*would like to be fucked by DEATH STARE*
Baines/Mrs Saxon would be HARDCORE. They're equally posh and NASTY AS HELL. *glee*
Yes, without the speech bubbles! Although I have cut out the speech bubble that says "I HATE THE SHERIFF!" because I think that deserves its own little bit of wall.
GUH, The Night Pirates! And The Armitage doing Flat Stanley! Those were the days...