sophieisgod | Picspam: Sophie Is A Pervy Baines-Fancier

It is true. I am a pervy Baines-fancier. That's right. The creepy public school alien guy from "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood". Partly because Harry Lloyd is so very awesome at the whole acting thing, partly because Jeremy Baines is hot in a creepy way. I don't really want to be looking at the psychology of this one...

Nevertheless, here is a picspam, which will serve the purpose of a) proving that Baines is sexy, dammit! and winning over the haters/those who are very very creeped out by the whole Baines-fancying concept and b) proving that Harry Lloyd is really a dirty, dirty flirt who takes special pleasure in inciting lusty fangirls...

Evidence that Harry Lloyd is a dirty, dirty flirt: standing with his hands in his pockets, in such a way that his arse is blatantly on display.

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Glory in the 1913 haircut! Seriously. Embrace it. Make friends with it. Feed it cake. It's here for the duration.

Harry claps his hands in delight at the thought of all those poor, helpless fangirls out there just *waiting* to be corrupted by Baines!lust

HIS BLAZER IS RIDING UP AND YOU CAN SEE SOMETHING THAT IS POSSIBLY A PAIR OF BRACES/SUSPENDERS/SIMILAR

He thoughtfully opens the window to let in the fangirls

He salutes his considerably less sexy comrades as he goes about his dirty flirty business

Long distance!braces shot!

Profile!shot!

The man manages NECKPORN! In such high collars! If this is not evidence of being a dirty flirt then I do not know what is!

HEAVENS ABOVE

And here is where it gets slightly confusing. Because of the ACTING thing (about which we must never forget! He is not simply a piece of meat! *shakes head*), Baines stops being a sexy posh twat and goes a wee bit vulnerable like Will Scarlett. My reproductive organs are happy yet baffled.

This is Harry experiencing a simulation of what would happen were all the sexual energy directed towards him to be unleashed at once...

It is shocking.

Dude, that's a pout. A POUT. Oh, he is toying with us now! Also, look at the eyelashes!

NECKPORN!

Alright, say your goodbyes to human!Baines. After this, it's creepy!alien!Baines all the way...

His mouth opens really wide. What? I'm just saying.

Say hello to creepy!alien!Baines. He's a little... intense.

And he has creepy camera angles.

And he does weird sniffing. But, we let this slide because PHNAR.

Now, this is most interesting. Harry appears to be subverting the time-honoured convention of NECKPORN! by turning his head in the opposite direction. I think I like it.

Very close close-up!

Baines has a new gang now. If they weren't aliens, they'd be slightly crap. HEAD TILT!

EVIL SMILING IN THE SPACESHIP OF EVIL

SEXY STANCE OF EVIL

Those are actual CRAZY EYES o~O

Because Harry is a dirty, dirty flirt, he has much knowledge re: cheekbone-enhancing lighting design

Slight!head tilt!

Oh my.

Aww, here he just looks like a crazy boy with a bubble gun. But, y'know, a strangely sexy and compelling one.

Sorry, I'm running out things to say! Basically, he's creepy AND sexy. All the time. Okay?

Creepy!hot!smiling!

HEAD TILT!

From now on, 'scarecrow army' is SO on my list of qualities necessary in a man.

*dies a little bit*

Again with the REVERSE!NECKPORN! I still like it. Rather a lot.

BUBBLE GUNS ARE HOT, OH YES THEY ARE

So very, very creepy. It is delicious.

GREEN = EVIL

LOPSIDED SMIRK OF DELICIOUS EVIL!

HIS SEXY EVIL SURVIVES EXPLOSIONS!

Alas, he turns into a scarecrow. If he has hayfever, that is one unconfortable lifetime he's been sentenced to. Maybe that was it all along! maybe the sniffing was just hayfever and THE DOCTOR LOCKED HIM UP FOREVER FOR BEING TOO MUCH AWESOME. YES.