Picspam: Sophie Is A Pervy Baines-Fancier

[sophieisgod]

It is true. I am a pervy Baines-fancier. That's right. The creepy public school alien guy from "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood". Partly because Harry Lloyd is so very awesome at the whole acting thing, partly because Jeremy Baines is hot in a creepy way. I don't really want to be looking at the psychology of this one...

Nevertheless, here is a picspam, which will serve the purpose of a) proving that Baines is sexy, dammit! and winning over the haters/those who are very very creeped out by the whole Baines-fancying concept and b) proving that Harry Lloyd is really a dirty, dirty flirt who takes special pleasure in inciting lusty fangirls...


Evidence that Harry Lloyd is a dirty, dirty flirt: standing with his hands in his pockets, in such a way that his arse is blatantly on display.




Glory in the 1913 haircut! Seriously. Embrace it. Make friends with it. Feed it cake. It's here for the duration.


Harry claps his hands in delight at the thought of all those poor, helpless fangirls out there just *waiting* to be corrupted by Baines!lust


HIS BLAZER IS RIDING UP AND YOU CAN SEE SOMETHING THAT IS POSSIBLY A PAIR OF BRACES/SUSPENDERS/SIMILAR




He thoughtfully opens the window to let in the fangirls


He salutes his considerably less sexy comrades as he goes about his dirty flirty business


Long distance!braces shot!


Profile!shot!


The man manages NECKPORN! In such high collars! If this is not evidence of being a dirty flirt then I do not know what is!




HEAVENS ABOVE


And here is where it gets slightly confusing. Because of the ACTING thing (about which we must never forget! He is not simply a piece of meat! *shakes head*), Baines stops being a sexy posh twat and goes a wee bit vulnerable like Will Scarlett. My reproductive organs are happy yet baffled.


This is Harry experiencing a simulation of what would happen were all the sexual energy directed towards him to be unleashed at once...


It is shocking.


Dude, that's a pout. A POUT. Oh, he is toying with us now! Also, look at the eyelashes!






NECKPORN!


Alright, say your goodbyes to human!Baines. After this, it's creepy!alien!Baines all the way...




His mouth opens really wide. What? I'm just saying.


Say hello to creepy!alien!Baines. He's a little... intense.


And he has creepy camera angles.


And he does weird sniffing. But, we let this slide because PHNAR.


Now, this is most interesting. Harry appears to be subverting the time-honoured convention of NECKPORN! by turning his head in the opposite direction. I think I like it.


Very close close-up!




Baines has a new gang now. If they weren't aliens, they'd be slightly crap. HEAD TILT!


EVIL SMILING IN THE SPACESHIP OF EVIL




SEXY STANCE OF EVIL






Those are actual CRAZY EYES o~O


Because Harry is a dirty, dirty flirt, he has much knowledge re: cheekbone-enhancing lighting design




Slight!head tilt!


Oh my.


Aww, here he just looks like a crazy boy with a bubble gun. But, y'know, a strangely sexy and compelling one.






Sorry, I'm running out things to say! Basically, he's creepy AND sexy. All the time. Okay?






Creepy!hot!smiling!




HEAD TILT!


From now on, 'scarecrow army' is SO on my list of qualities necessary in a man.






*dies a little bit*


Again with the REVERSE!NECKPORN! I still like it. Rather a lot.








BUBBLE GUNS ARE HOT, OH YES THEY ARE




So very, very creepy. It is delicious.






GREEN = EVIL


LOPSIDED SMIRK OF DELICIOUS EVIL!




HIS SEXY EVIL SURVIVES EXPLOSIONS!


Alas, he turns into a scarecrow. If he has hayfever, that is one unconfortable lifetime he's been sentenced to. Maybe that was it all along! maybe the sniffing was just hayfever and THE DOCTOR LOCKED HIM UP FOREVER FOR BEING TOO MUCH AWESOME. YES.


And just in case some of you are feeling unnerved, here's some lovely Will Scarlett.


Better?

Comments

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

I have just laughed A LOT.

I love it how even human!Baines is a sexy, dirty flirt who knows the power of a braces!flash. Alien!Baines is intense and obscenely sexual and the beast knows it.

Aside from the amazing, sexy 'Who' shots there are some really just plain beautiful ones in here too (see Baines' speech and post-speech). Harry!acting is Love xXx

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

So, how's the essay?

I feel sort of dirty after that. I think I shall have to do a wholesome Will!spam to cleanse myself.

obscenely sexual
I love you, Wifey. I also love Harry. Let's move to Utah and then the three of us can be a couple!

[rotae.livejournal.com]

Okay, so OMG, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought he was totally hot, LMAO.

Two words for you, dearest:

TOM. RIDDLE.

Oh yes. That is all.

Peace,
Rotae

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

DUDE. I was thinking that last night. NO LIE.

How was your Hogsmeade? The comic thing was GENIUS :D

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

Here from Harry Llyod fans. OH YUMMMMMM! Thanks for making my morning and so much neck porn. Fabulous!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! I'm glad the NECKPORN! could bright your day. And seriously, who does NECKPORN! better than Harry?

[psychie.livejournal.com]

Harry Lloyd is cool.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Correction: Harry Lloyd is HOT.

[yourmanuscript.livejournal.com]

HGABAUKYDGHWSDUYWGHEFSU! Way to make my day! The first pic made me LOL majorly. He is so asking the fangirls to come and get him. He can be green and still be freaking guh!worthy.

From now on, 'scarecrow army' is SO on my list of qualities necessary in a man. YES, YES, YES!

I love how you supplied a Will Scarlett that fits in with the NECKPORN(!) theme. XD

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Hee, I'm glad you enjoyed it! He is a bit of a minx...

Ahh, with this man the NECKPORN! is simply inescapable :D

[halfapint.livejournal.com]

XD I admit it - I HATE Dr Who. It freaks me the crap out. BUT I watched Family of Blood (couldn't find the first one *sad*) JUST to watch creepy!Harry and his reverse!neck!porn.

HOW CAN A MAN LOOK SO ADORABLE AND CREEPY AT THE SAME TIME?!?! Seriously. *vaugely confused*

I can't call him hot he's not, he's like a sweet puppy! Hot is... hot is dripping wet chesticles. Leave Harry with dripping wet chesticles and THEN I shall acknowledge him as hot ^_^, but adorably creepily cute? Yes, that I can go with. ^_^;;

Oh picspams, I do love you. *tempted to go delve out pictures of the RH cast and prove a) Joe has the nicest arse EVER, b) they're all so pretty how can someone not have a crush on all of them? and c) NECKPORN follows them everywhere*

You're tempting me to finally write the fic that's been in my head since I watched that ep, which lead to the weirdest dream ever. *ponders this*

Also? In the first picture - he's not only deliberately showing off his arse, he's CHECKING that he's showing off his arse. GUH.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE DOES IT, BUT I THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH THE EYES. AND ALSO THE NECK.

I am very very okay with anything that involves Harry having dripping wet chesticles. How can this be arranged?

I DEMAND THIS PROOF OF WHICH YOU SPEAK! Especially the bit about Joe's arse...

[problematique.livejournal.com]

BAINES FOR 11TH DOCTOR OR GTFO
Baines has to come back on Doctor Who. It just needs to happen. I love Baines. I love Will make crazy ass Baines faces even more ; 0;

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

I love your userpic :D And yey for Baines as the 11th Doctor, although they'll need to find a way to bring back Charles Dickens just for Harry xXx

[vivere.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

THIS WAS EXCELLENT; I ♥ YOU!

*adds to memories*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*takes bow*

[rose-greenthumb.livejournal.com]

No no no no no no no!

This is all so wrong.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I think you like it really.

Deep, deep down.

[psycho-warbaby.livejournal.com]

Hiya! I'm comming from robinhoodbbc Ohh that was just a little bit scary... hot.. but scary... :P I didn't even realize that Harry Lloyd was playing Baines in DW until I heard the Audio commentary! He was that good at completely playing a different role that I didn't realize, and I've been a HUGE fan of Robin Hood and of Will Scarlett!

On and Thank you for picspaming, and especially for ending with a Will Scarlett Pic, Baine's hair and lopsided smile is just a bit too crazy-scary for me!

[snugduff.livejournal.com]

oh my god, I Love you!! You're awesomness is just like WHOAZ. Fantasic picspam, if I do say so meself! ^_^ Friending because of your awesome and Harry Love, hope you don't mind. :)

[tulzdavampslaya.livejournal.com]

I loved Baines.

Did you notice in this week's Robin Hood, Will's "Your Blood Money?" line came out a little Baines-ish?

...or was that just me...

[curlybeach.livejournal.com]

If you were planning to induct all us LJ-folk to the ways of Baines!fancying, consider it a success - I am officially converted.

He's is so very pretty; he looks like he's been carved out of something. Marble, possibly, or marshmallow.

This just goes to prove that evil does (very much) = sexy. Case study numero dos: David Tennant; Barty Crouch Jnr. Oh, the tongue.

(You know, these 'reluctant' sex symbols like David and Harry TOTALLY know what effect they have on us all. Why else would Harry flaunt and hide his neck so sporadically? Why else would DT only slip his Glasses Of Sex on every so often? THEY KNOW, SOPHIE, THEY KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO US :D)

Ahem. The end.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YES! And now you must pass on the torch! Creepy is the new sexy!

THE TONGUE, THE TONGUE! When I saw GoF in the cinema the first time, I was with my sister, and she judged me for making tongue-induced noises...

THEY KNOW, THEY DO! Clearly they are just doing it for attention, and so we must of course give it to them. I will personally volunteer to pay lots of attention to Harry's neck until this shameful teasing exhibitionism is resolved.

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

YOU + YOUR COMMENTARY + HARRY LLOYD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE WORLD.

ZOMFG THE NECKPORN!!! THE LOPSIDED SMIRK!! THE HEAD TILT. Oh Harry/Baines, why must you torture us so?

I saved every single picture from this post, FACT. Which means.........iconing!! &hearts

p.s. YOU WIN HARD /end

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

We are indeed > the world. Therefore, it is probably for the best that we are leaving for HARRYLAND.

I cannot decide which I love more. They all make my stomach go upside-down and my knees fall off.

ICONS ICONS ICONS ICONS!! Mucho exciting! All those lovely Harry shaped squares...

[webeh.livejournal.com]

Yay for Baines love! :)

You know, I totally didn't recognize him when he made his appearance in Doctor Who. When I found out, I thought 'OMG, that's awesome!!' On Robin Hood Lloyd doesn't get all that much to do, so I didn't know how great of a performance he could pull out. I'm slightly amazed at how well the actor totally disappears in both of his roles. If you don't recognize actors between projects, it's definitely a testament to their performances. (He even looked completely different both in his general appearance and in his facial expression. Will gives off a softy puppy dog vibe, whereas Baines is crazy.)

[velvet-midnight.livejournal.com]

Awww, you forgot the part where his eyes roll back into his head and I plan a Robin Hood pr0n fic because of it

Lovely Baines picspam. He makes me feel so dirty for fancying him. Crazy, yet oh so delicious. xD


His mouth opens really wide. What? I'm just saying.

*bursts into giggles*

And here is where it gets slightly confusing. Because of the ACTING thing (about which we must never forget! He is not simply a piece of meat! *shakes head*), Baines stops being a sexy posh twat and goes a wee bit vulnerable like Will Scarlett. My reproductive organs are happy yet baffled.

It's a very strange but very sexy thing he does there. That dirty, dirty flirt... xD

Also; you seem to be very awesome (as shown by your love of the Lloyd) and have very awesome picspams, may I friend you?

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

ARGH, that crossed out fic sounds immense! The world cannot be denied its wonder!

He makes me feel so dirty for fancying him
WORD. He is a filthy tease. But then he's so lovely in RH that it makes my mind melt, so now I think Harry is AN ACTUAL EVIL GENIUS playing all of us for fools and breaking our hearts on a whim.

Go for it! :D

[miss-bluesky.livejournal.com]

I'D TAP THAT.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*high 5*

Now, just join that queue marked 'women who should never go to therapy in case they get arrested for lewdness'... I'm at the front of it.

[lankyguy.livejournal.com]

So very lovely. Thanks for sharing.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

yes

[boughtyouroses.livejournal.com]

Now you, you I like, for this has just made my day.
Phwoar.
Baines is incredibly sexy and it's good to see others who appreciate that fact!
And your commentary just sealed the deal :p

Re: yes

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Thanks, glad to be of service!

Baines needs more sexual recognition, it is true :D Maybe if he ever returns he could take off that blazer...

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

He salutes his considerably less sexy comrades as he goes about his dirty flirty business

Did I tell you I love you already?

His eyes are so beautiful, I can put up with any amount of crazy in order for him to open them a little wider.

Incidentally, your first picture was about the point when the episode was on telly and I went:"Oh my God! It's Harry Lloyd!" And then remembered that my blonde, blue eyed husband was sitting right next to me.

"Who?" he said, confused by my enthusiasm.

"Oh, erm, a bloke. Who acts. And that."

Mad, intense crushes are kind of hard to disguise sometimes!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

&hearts :D

The eyes... I can't work out what colour they are... Every time I think I'm getting close to pinning it down I lose my train of thought.

Mad, intense crushes are kind of hard to disguise sometimes!
WORD to that! It's tricky trying to explain to someone why you watch EVERY available repeat of a show without sounding obsessive...

[mo-shmoe.livejournal.com]

His mouth opens really wide. What? I'm just saying.

I like what you're saying.

I think you're setting a record for most consecutive posts involving Harry Lloyd. KEEP IT UP!!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I like what I'm seeing.

Excellent! And there is at least one more to come. You know, this can all pretty much be blamed on you, with your picspams of toplessness!

[whywastewords.livejournal.com]

I saw this earlier and forgot to comment!

Oh, how I quite love your escalating Robin Hood / Harry Lloyd squee. It felt very lonesome last year, with so few people on my flist to squee about RH with. You, madam, bring the much needed RH lustiness to my flist.

Argh, now you made me want to picspam... something. I don't know what. Maybe Allan/Joe. Or Martha Jones. OR SOMEONE HOT.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like that. I think that will be my new title, and I shall make everybody use it.

Sophie: Bringer of RH Lustiness to Flists Across the Internets.

DO THE PICSPAM. *coughAllancough* And then everyone will do picspam, and it will be immense!

I'm here now! I can't decide whether or not I'm glad I missed out at first... I didn't have to wait a year, for one thing!

[wee-mango.livejournal.com]

This post = WIN XD

[clouded-logic.livejournal.com]

He should really do the advert for that Oasis drink.

This has scared me quite a bit. Bring back normal!Harry, a whole picspam of Baines is too much for me to take! Although you are very funny when lusting over creepy aliens. :P

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I am now crafting a Will!spam, in which Harry looks generally lovely and not at all creepy!

[cometotheedge.livejournal.com]

BAINESGASM.

Seriously, you win at everything ever. 'Cause y'see Baines was what triggered my acute Lloydaholism in the first place - not to mention sent me toppling backwards into RH!love after initially giving up on series 1, because for days afterwards I was wandering round thinking

'That bloke is a) creepy, b) brilliant, c) ALL SORTS OF HOT and d) maddeningly familiar...'

until halfway through tea and biscuits with my grandparents my brain went

*click* HOLY SHIT IT'S WILL SCARLETT.

After that, my fate was sealed...

*sneaks another look at picspam. can hear braincells evaporating*