Robin Hood and Little John, Walkin' Through The Forest...

[sophieisgod]

OH SHOW, YOU MAKE ME SO CONFLICTED. Because I love the crack (YOU KNOW I LOVE THE CRACK), and I love so much about what you choose to be, but then there's the thing where I CANNOT STAND THE EPONYMOUS 'HERO'. So there's that. OH WELL.

+ OF COURSE the first thing Robin says to Much is an insult. OF COURSE. Because why would the character development from the S2 finale be carried into S3? SILLY ME. Ugh, I am so done with Robin at this point. STUPID JONAS AND HIS STUPID FACE (DISCLAIMER: This will not be the most unbiased ep review you will read, mmmkay? I JUST, HE ANGERS ME FOR REASONS I DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND). TREAT MUCH RIGHT, BITCH. Ohh, Much. SAM TROUGHTON IS MY FAVOURITE. AND HIS EYES. EVEN WITH THE SILLY HAT. YAY SHIRTLESSNESS!

+ Love Much, love Allan (ALLAN!), love Little John, but OH BOY HOWDY do I miss The Gang. Will Scarlett, your plan-shaped crafty was sorely missed; they are shit at plans! DJAQ, WITHOUT YOU THERE WERE NO FIERCE LADIES THIS WEEK. And Marian, Marian! TRULY, THIS WEEK WAS SOMETHING OF A SAUSAGEFEST.

+ David Harewood was pretty righteous as Tuck; I liked him a lot. It was interesting to get an outsider's perspective on WE ARE ROBIN HOOD, and I thought his use-the-gang-as-bait plan was pretty good. Well, y'know, as far as plans on this show go. Also, he and Robin had a vair amusing Mufasa&Simba moment, which was vair amusing.

+ OH GIZZY ♥ THE HAIR OF GRIEF AND GUILT, I CANNOT EVEN. Poor Armitage kept having to flick it out of his face! OH OH OH. And he's fallen out with the sheriff! MAYHAP THIS SEASON WILL SEE HIM TURN TO THE GANG? Hmmmm. And I did enjoy Prince John's envoy!douche, in a comedy facial hair sort of way.

+ BECAUSE I CANNOT SAY IT OFTEN ENOUGH: ROBIN IS A MASSIVE DOUCHE AND I HATE HIM.

+ Next week: The appearance of FEISTY!Kate! And William Houston, which I know will be pleasing to not a few people on the flist (do we have any other guest stars confirmed?)! UNDOUBTEDLY, A HIGH LEVEL OF CRACK!

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[moogle62.livejournal.com]

FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER MY OPINION THAT RICHARD ARMITAGE IS ILLEGALLY ATTRACTIVE. I CAN ONLY REFER TO HIM AS RICHARD 'SMOKING HOT' ARMITAGE. THIS IS TRUFACTS: MY MOTHER ASKS ME WHAT HAPPENED ON SPOOKS, I REPLY, "WELL, THERE WAS SOME POLITICAL PLOT, AND THEN THERE WAS RICHARD 'SMOKING HOT' ARMITAGE."

Right. Robin Hood is a bit of a twat. However! The three men wandering around with him are awesome! One of them in particular is lovely, but I didn't catch his name. Not Little John (lololol). Not, er, the one that isn't the one I mean. OH WORDS, WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME?

.... is it wrong that I find the grief-hair on Guy, like, really attractive? I find long hair on men attractive, like, all the time anyway, so pairing that with Richard Armitage and then RICHARD ARMITAGE IN FREAKING LEATHER, OH MY GOD, really, I didn't stand a chance.

In other news: GUY of GISBOURNE. KJSDBJKABDKJADBK WHERE ARE ALL THE PICSPAMS DEVOTED TO HIM? I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE. I feel it is time to confess that gratuitous angst is basically one of my literary kinks - I AM ASHAMED OF THIS FACT BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS TRUE - so when characters that I like are angsty and/or crying it sends me into a little ball of mush and flailing, so, what I am saying is: CRY MOAR, GISBOURNE.

oh god I am ridiculous, I need to be outlawed BUT PREFERABLY NOT WITH ROBIN HOOD KTHX



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