DRIVE-BY BRIT!SPAM
Jan. 25th, 2009 06:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
God bless you, Times Online. God bless you.

She's in a cape! Man alive, I love her.

HEY LOOK IT'S THE LIKE MINDS BOYS. PLEASE BE CREEPY AND HOT TOGETHER AGAIN SOON!

How is Kaya so fierce? HOW?

MMMMGOODE IN A JACKET. GIGGLING.

And Hayley! I cannot hold the excessive heterosexuality of Brideshead 08 against her, as she is pretty lovely also. And some of the pictures aren't loading for me, but I HAVE NO WHISHAW. AN INCOMPLETE TRINITY IS UNACCEPTABLE, TIMES ONLINE.

And this is just rubbing it in! HOW MANY WHISHAW-COLLEAGUES CAN YOU INCLUDE WITHOUT INCLUDING HIS FEY AND WONDERFUL PERSON, HMM? But yay Rachel! She's all cute and doing a linguistics degree and shit!

ROMOLA ROMOLA ROMOLA! *adores*

Andrea Riseborough, man. She is many different kinds of epic win.
GROUP SHOTS, GROUPS SHOTS!


GODDAMN IT ALL, EDDIE REDMAYNE, MUST YOU SPRAWL SO TEMPTINGLY?

She's in a cape! Man alive, I love her.


HEY LOOK IT'S THE LIKE MINDS BOYS. PLEASE BE CREEPY AND HOT TOGETHER AGAIN SOON!

How is Kaya so fierce? HOW?

MMMMGOODE IN A JACKET. GIGGLING.

And Hayley! I cannot hold the excessive heterosexuality of Brideshead 08 against her, as she is pretty lovely also. And some of the pictures aren't loading for me, but I HAVE NO WHISHAW. AN INCOMPLETE TRINITY IS UNACCEPTABLE, TIMES ONLINE.

And this is just rubbing it in! HOW MANY WHISHAW-COLLEAGUES CAN YOU INCLUDE WITHOUT INCLUDING HIS FEY AND WONDERFUL PERSON, HMM? But yay Rachel! She's all cute and doing a linguistics degree and shit!

ROMOLA ROMOLA ROMOLA! *adores*

Andrea Riseborough, man. She is many different kinds of epic win.


GODDAMN IT ALL, EDDIE REDMAYNE, MUST YOU SPRAWL SO TEMPTINGLY?
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Date: 2009-01-25 06:37 pm (UTC)What no Lloyd, though?!
Saw the Atwell in person yesterday - even more pretty in real life, if that is possible. Lovely.
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Date: 2009-01-25 07:42 pm (UTC)Was there Harry on the list?! Was he one of the pictures that didn't load, or did the horrible Times just neglect to include him?
Ooh, like on the street or in a play? I really like her; she's been lovely in pretty much everything I've seen her in (The Line of Beauty, represent!)
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Date: 2009-01-26 09:38 am (UTC)We saw her in the play (second row so it was amazingly intimate) and then outside as well. Sadly, those greasy men who don't see the plays but hang around with glossy photos for signing nabbed her before we got chance to ask her to sign our programmes, and then she nipped off, for which I cannot blame her!!
But really, she is beautiful. And yes The Line of Beauty was a real moment for her.
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Date: 2009-01-25 06:44 pm (UTC)Also, I am veeeeery fond of Hayley Atwell and her awesome curves. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY MADE HER LOOK SO HOPELESSLY UNATTRACTIVE DURING THE FIRST PART OF BRIDESHEAD REVISITED. That haircut should be banned from the universe.
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Date: 2009-01-25 07:48 pm (UTC)Blame the 1920s, man. Have you seen this (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27714576.html)? First of all, HOMG I WANT TO HANG ROUND WITH THEM AND ALSO PUPPIES. Second of all, Hayley is lovely! And the structured 1930s/40s stuff suited her *so* much better.
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:00 pm (UTC)Love Romola's boot! I also really like Hayley's dress and belt. (I can see myself pulling it off!) Mostly I am terribly enamoured with her because we have the same body type, and it is most excellent to see someone who looks normal and is an actress. And a bloody brilliant one at that.
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:14 pm (UTC)Hayleyyyy. She is uber-luscious, and I love that in all the promotion for Brideshead she was very pro-curves. LOVE LOVE LOVE.
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Date: 2009-01-25 07:09 pm (UTC)Like, come on, Kaya Scoldelario > Blake Lively. Sorry. IT'S JUST HOW I FEEL IN MY HEART.
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Date: 2009-01-25 07:59 pm (UTC)BUT HELL YES. So fierce and yet so young. But, on the other hand, we have nobody as uncorrupted as the JoBros, so.
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:04 pm (UTC)Hehehehe, oh, JOBROS. And their purity. ...Do purity rings even EXIST in England?
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:09 pm (UTC)AHAHAHA I highly doubt it. We are the country that brought you Skins! My county has the highest rate of teenage pregancy in Europe!
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:22 pm (UTC)Yeah, it's not like I think England is a cesspool or anything. But you guys aren't exactly on board with the Puritanical Self-Righteous Bullshit like America is. Which, by the by, is a compliment. Much as I love the JoBros, I really, really, really have a lot of personal issues with purity rings. :P
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:33 pm (UTC)Heh, we have our moments. Definitely a lot of the factors that influence voting over there (abortion rights being the first thing that springs to mind) wouldn't really be an issue over here to that extent, if at all. WHERE DID ALL THE RELIGION GO, BRITAIN? Not that I'm complaining.
My favourite thing about purity rings are all the statistics that say "kids who wear purity rings are, like, infinity times more likely to get preganant/get an STD if they end up having sex because none of them use protection"! And that Jordin Sparks person after Russell Brand was mocking the JoBros (with love! I'm sure it was with love) at the VMAs or whatever, being all "not everybody wants to be a slut!" THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY; HAVING SEX DOES NOT MAKE YOU A SLUT, YOU ARSE.
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:52 pm (UTC)HI. THE PURITANS WERE ALL, "ADIOS, ENGLAND." AND CAME HERE. AND WE NEVER REALLY ESCAPED IT.
Dude, do not even get me started on Jordin Sparks and her slut comment. Screw you, Jordin Sparks. You may be cute and have a nice voice, but I don't really care.
Actually, I sort of respect that about the JoBros. Maybe it's Disney making them keep it on the DL, or maybe it's management or maybe it's some other extenuating factor. But they tend to be very not-at-all-in-your-face about their purity rings. And perhaps it's because of the backlash, but they don't really like to talk about it in interviews a lot (although, this could also be because the topic tends to bring up Nick saying that when Joe and he are in their bed they discuss marriage and things like that...but I digress). Which, you know, I find easier to adore them for their weirdly pure ways if they aren't going to go around calling other people sluts.
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Date: 2009-01-25 07:18 pm (UTC)ALL MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE OMGGGG
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Date: 2009-01-25 07:30 pm (UTC)I want that cape.
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:05 pm (UTC)I KNOW, RIGHT? Oh Gemma and her ability to pull off wintry fabulousness.
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:18 pm (UTC)All of those actors/actresses are amazing and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
Gemma! She's already immortalized as a Bond Woman! lol XD
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:52 pm (UTC)I love you!
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Date: 2009-01-25 07:47 pm (UTC)PALEBRITS! YAY! And I knew I recognized Rachel from somewhere, she's totally gorgeous on Perfume. :Dno subject
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:07 pm (UTC)*flails lugubriously*
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:12 pm (UTC)DAMIANBABY.PHNAR YOUR ICON. FRECKLESSSS, OH MY DAYS. Eddie and Rebecca really need to work together publicly, I feel, NOT JUST IN THEIR SECRET CAMBRIDGE DRAMA CLUB. The world needs to know!
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:21 pm (UTC)YES YES YES EXACTLY. Lawd, the freckles kill me.
and um, for some extra freckle-loving, can we throw Toby in there? pretty please?OH ALSO:
PLEASE LET HIM BE MINE? OR SOMETHING?
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:36 pm (UTC)I AM PRO-THROWING TOBY ANYWHERE, FOR SURE. A swimming pool, perhaps?
AHHHH THAT ONE WOULD NOT LOAD FOR ME BEFORE, OH GOD, HE IS SO WANTON. STOP FUCKING ME WITH YOUR EYES, EDDIE. EXCEPT NOT. GODDDD, I WANT TO SEE NOW OR LATER AGAIN. You know what you should icon/picspam lovingly? ALL THE BITS OF TESS WHERE HE IS NAKED. Hipbones!
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:57 pm (UTC)Bed would be optimal, really. a;dfha;dlfhads';g'gj
I AM STILL EXCEEDINGLY (LOVINGLY) JEALOUS OF YOU FOR THAT. A'KLFHA'LKFH THE HIPBONES! and the little birthmark on it, oh gzuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. I ought to do a nekkid picspam soon. Of all our favourites! XD
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:08 pm (UTC)Funnily enough, I couldn't get some of these to open on the Times website. Meh.
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Date: 2009-01-25 08:16 pm (UTC)Oh, I'm glad it's not just misbehaving for me. SORT IT OUT, TIMES ONLINE; WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH PRETTY WE'RE MISSING?
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Date: 2009-01-25 09:22 pm (UTC)AND GEMMA ARTERTON IN A POWER!CAPE HEEE
(note to self: pretty pictures make you lose coherency.)
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Date: 2009-01-25 09:38 pm (UTC)Romolaaaaa. I am waiting for this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1319694/) like my life depends upon it. THAT CAST AND STEPHEN POLIAKOFF, I CANNOT HANDLE IT.
Hee, power!cape! ♥
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Date: 2009-01-25 09:47 pm (UTC)Holy moley YES. I think I had heard of this movie but wow oh wow. The script must be all kinds of amazing to get so many names signed on. Bliiiimey. :D
It's like...the Camelot equivalent to shoulder pads?
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Date: 2009-01-25 11:17 pm (UTC)!!!!!
EDDDIE. MATTHEW GOODE. EFFFFFFFY. Goddamn, I cannot handle this post!
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Date: 2009-01-25 11:43 pm (UTC)Eddie and his little cuffs! MmmGoode WITH SCRUFF! SCRUFF! And I can't get my head around Kaya being simultaneously sixteen and that awesome. UNFAIR, UNIVERSE.
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Date: 2009-01-26 06:27 pm (UTC)YES YES YES.
sd;kjf;lakj dlfhdskhfksd. Except why no Ben Wishwashy? :(
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Date: 2009-01-28 02:24 am (UTC)Kaya looks amazing (UNFAIR), and Romola! AND IS THET RICHARD COYLE I SPOT?! ♥♥ And Hayley Atwell is getting to sex up all over Harry Lloyd (Oh, and Times Online? NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE LACK OF LA LLOYD IN THIS LIST), and there is a girl called Eliza Bennett!
Oh yeah, HUGH DANCY HUGH DANCY HUGH DANCY OMG. I watched 'Ella Enchanted' over Chrimble - lame, but mega Dancy!swoon.