Jason Bradley: Cuter Than You

[sophieisgod]

So, Vital Signs. That was fun. I have honestly only watched the Harry Lloyd bits of this, let's face it, really rather naff show. But I present these bits for you ogling please. Enjoy, fellow perverts.

Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.


This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.




PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.


Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.


Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?


Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*


And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots










More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.




Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:








Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.




"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"


"YEAH I DID!"




Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?




Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.


Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams




I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.


Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...


This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.




Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.


Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.


Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.


Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*


Jason is smitten.


Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:


Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.


But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.


*high 5s Jason* THWAP!








And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!


THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.




NECKPORN!


Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"




Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!


Boy's got a date!


SQUEEEEEEE!


How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.






Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.


DATE DATE DATE


This boy is just too beautiful.




Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!


Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*


Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*


HAND ON FACE!


*dies*


If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too


Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!


Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father


BED!HAIR! *ruffles*


Uniform!




Eavesdropping!Jason!


Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*


Jason's gaming face! templa_otmena, is that dark enough for you?


*squee*


Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.


Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.




And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?




And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else

Comments

HOW DID YOU DOWNLOAD THIS?!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGG.

[vivere.livejournal.com]

Why must Harry be so perfect?! D:

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

JUST FOR YOU, WIFEY! I knew that if you didn't catch it tonight then your patented 'early morning laptop grope' would pay off ♥

Poor, dead, replaced-by-DoctorMatt/LeGrande Roy. Sigh. Was the child his? I neither know nor care. And it still stings that drunken!colleague got to molest Sam Troughton and sexually confuse him!

USERPIC! My photoshop trial has expired! *beats heart, tears hair etc* Ohh, he's so much better than this stupid, garage-related-death-inducing show. *withholds BAFTA* HE IS DESTINED FOR GLORY, AND I INTEND TO RIDE HIS COAT TAILS ALL THE FUCKING WAY.

You and he are shagging gaming soulmates.

Allan!jealousy! This needs to happen. And they need to acknowledge BOYFRIENDS in the commentary. And Harry needs an episode where he is tortured (physically, not just emotionally).

THIS HEART WILL ALWAYS BE ON FIRE. Woah Woah oh oh indeed. And give it up, it's Will/Djaq, baby.

I LOVE YOU, WIFEY. But not so much that I will suffer my knowledge of the theme tune alone. Be on your guard.

Re: HOW DID YOU DOWNLOAD THIS?!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGG.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

DUDE, I FUCKING BOUGHT IT! BOUGHT IT ON DVD WITH MONEY AND EVERYTHING!

He's doing it on purpose because he is an evil, dirty flirt. I LOVE HIM.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*RAPES, PILLAGES, PLUNDERS ETC IN THE NAME OF HARRY*

It is our DESTINY.

SHOULDER BLADES, SHOULDER BLADES!!! Oh fuck. If I wasn't already sitting down I would have to. OH MOTHER OF GOD WE WILL HAVE HARRYSWEAT ON OUR TONGUES AND IT WILL TASTE LIKE POETRY AND FORESTS AND OXFORD.

I agree 100% re: bedding. Also, we should explore the interesting rammifications (dirty!) of our spaced-based zero-gravity environment. If Harry is floating, his neck/back/shoulder blades etc WILL ALL BE EASILY ACCESSIBLE FROM ALL ANGLES.

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

IT WILL TASTE LIKE POETRY AND FORESTS AND OXFORD

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG :O YOU HAVE KILLED ME. OMFG. THAT IS FUCKING POETRY DARLING.

Mmmm, I was considering that also! Another thing I also thought of though: the lack of gravity won't always be our friend, and so we'll need to TIE him down sometimes, which will have even GREATER implications concerning our particular interests, y/y? ;)

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

How about that biker jacket with the red bits? I'm sure dearest Gis has something like it, if 0206 and the Allan/Guy changing scene is anything to go by ;)

Hmmmmm.... I know! Unwillingly! Conflictedly! The Sheriff is holding someone he loves hostage therefore he must appear badass! (thereby satisfying the leather need of the fangirls) but is really a double agent with conflicted loyalties, which means we get the adorable factor too *squee*

[snugduff.livejournal.com]

HOLY FUCKING MCFUCK FUCK.

He's so damn hot!!

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

He wouldn't. I'm praying. Lol. Although the problem with this show is that it gets under your skin. I was talking about it with a friend and we came up with convincing reasons and useful scenarios for next season that could mean the death of any of them. Well, excepting Robin/Marian/Sheriff. But all the others could actually die. *whimpers*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I HAVE BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF DICKENS AND HARRY IS INSIDE MY BRAIN SEXING ME UP.

This is most true. I vote we use the turbo shuttle to quickly raid the RH costume department in Hungary and stockpile Will!scarves with which to secure his lithe and sweaty wrists. And ankles. And PHNAR.

Seriously, I'm hoping you have at least a basic knowledge of astrophysics, because I'm just here to offer sweat-related similes. And tie up a certain long-necked dandy. And lick things.

[wee-mango.livejournal.com]

*adds to memories* XD ♥

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. If Team Leather continues recruiting at this rate, they'll have their own LOCKER ROOM by the end of the series! *delicious thoughts*

I APPROVE OF THIS PLAN. Let us send a pigeon to Baldy Minghella ASAP.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

GAAAH! That be a Vital Signs icon! From where di dyou snag such treasure?

And yes, he really really is.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it! :D

[agguss.livejournal.com]

Wow, I find him so much more attractive here... it's amazing. Well, I didn't find him attractive at all, but I do in here *blinks* very, very, very attractive :D

*drools away*

[velvet-midnight.livejournal.com]

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE HARRY? HE MAKES THE BEST FACES. & HAS THE BEST EYES. & SMILE. & EVERYTHING.

I WANT TO JUMP HIM.

Thank you for this!!

*NEEDS to see Vital Signs...but can't* *is terribly depressed by this fact*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW IT! I knew if I just kept on spamming you then you would eventually cave and appreciate THE LLOYD LUST!

I am sorry for the amount of it you've had to put up with, though :( I am slightly mental. But soooooon there will be Armitage!N&S!spam, which will be dedicated to your suffering.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

SO. MUCH. WORD. Especially about the faces. And the eyes. And the smile.

I WANT TO JUMP HIM TOO. I wish he was some sort of sex trampoline.

If I knew how to rip stuff of DVDs, I'd upload it! If you've got access to a region2/ region-free DVD player, though, I got it at amazon.co.uk

[agguss.livejournal.com]

Hee hee!! ^___^

WHEE!ARMITAGE♥

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

A locker room means we can sneak into it *GRIN* I adore this idea. And just think, if the show's rules apply, all we need are brown cloaks and we're INVISIBLE. Now, do we use our power to catch criminals or for evil?

Might need to be a hawk. Vaysey's worried about a possible eyeliner shortage if we keep recruiting the hotties. He might try sabotage.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I see our power as being more invesitgative than anything else. We're like reporters. We go into the locker room... And take pictures. Discreet ones. Artistic, like.

I wouldn't put it past him. He's another Baldy.... THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED WITH OUR BOYS!

[princesslucky.livejournal.com]

WHY MUST YOU POST HARRY!SPAMS?!??!?!?!? THEY ARE SO NOT CONDUCIVE TO HEALTHY LIVING. This post took my brain put it in a blender and hit liquefy.

AND WHY DID THIS POST MAKE MY BLUSH SO VERY VERY HARD!!?!??!?!

*nods* Will seriously does need to scrunch his face more. I'm just sure you witnessed his windy!face in 2x11? aljsdlfijisla.

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

Artistic. Black and white, even. That makes everything artistic. *nods*

Too right! *guh* It's a pattern. The baldies envy the swish and swoon of the hair! They envy Gis's bangs, and the general joy of Will, Allan and Robin's! It's a plan! The "ultimate tragedy" will be an outbreak of fleas requiring balding of the men! Noooooo!

[mangobaby716.livejournal.com]

is jealous because I live in the States I cannot actually watch this show and I can't find a site that I can acquire it questionably from because of being in the States.

::goes off to continue to try and find this show because Harry is a beautiful beautiful man::

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

Heee! I did the same...could only forward to the Harry bits when I got this! :D I kinda love his 'spastic' face because that's such a brother thing to do.

And his sister in Vital Signs was in Dr Who and Pirates of the Carribean.

Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!

LOL LOL LOL LOL!!

[snugduff.livejournal.com]

I made it ages ago! *huggles it* love it to bits!