sophieisgod | In Which Sophie Sheds An Embarrassing Amount Of Tears

+ Ohhh, Gaeta. This whole trial thing and his demands for justice are so painfully reminiscent of the fucked-up post-New Caprica secret collaboration ~~trials~~ airlockings. WOE.

+ Yay Hotdog! Don't shoot the President!

+ LEOBEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Where is the sexy black tshirt from late S4.0, sir?

+ ROMO LAMPKIN ROMO LAMPKIN ROMO LAMPKIN! Love that crazy cat-hallucinating bastard.

+ "Shoot them." I ACTUALLY JUST SWORE OUT LOUD. ZAREK, YOU FUCK. EVERYTHING HAS GONE BATSHIT CRAZY. And then Gaeta's face, ach.

+ OH TYROL, LOOK AT YOU CRAWLING THROUGH VENTILATION SHAFTS. You're my forever girl, baby, it's you and me.

+ UGH, TORY, WHATEVER. Although eek! they're jumping away. I DO NOT APPROVE, HOWEVER WILL THERE BE EPIC REUNIONS IF YOU JUMP AWAY AND GET LOST? And then Laura pwning her with epic bitchery, I love it, and freaking out and shutting the Six down when she begins to articulate the thought that Adama might possibly die. OLD PEOPLE IN LOVE ♥ And now she's saying "and he is aliiiive, he is aliiiive" and FUCK, I'm cryyyyying. THIS SHOW.

+ LOL, I don't even know what's happening with Tyrol and Random Murderer Dude, but nobody's shooting my boyfriend so it's cool. And more needless posthumous Cally character assassination! What fun! Blech, that whole plot point/retcon/whatever still makes me feel somewhat icky.

+ ILU action!Starbuck! That's right, Lee, carry her gun. And thennnnn BREAKOUT WOO!

+ FUCK ANDERS JUST GOT SHOT. WHAT. Oh fuck, and he's bleeding out and they've split up and Kara's tattoo, oh my god.

+ OH DEAR GOD Zarek has actually flipped his nut. HE FAKEOUT!TIGH!DEATHED ADAMA! Not cool. And hands off Romo, I love him wildly. Ohhh, but Adama's face when he hears Laura's voice! OLD PEOPLE IN LOVE ♥

+ Sam is dying in Kara's arms and I am cryyyying. And Romo just stabbed a guy with a pen (BUTTERFINGERS!).

+ OH FUCK ADAMA IN THE LAUNCH TUBE. AND THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING SHOT HIM... FAKEOUT! Oh show, you tricksy bastard. HEY GAIUS! Damn, this show needs more Baltar. Did... did he just turn down Six!sex? Aww, look at him hating on Cult Baltar with tears in his eyes! "I have to go back, they're my responsibility." GAIUS. I'VE MISSED YOU, YOU MAGNIFICENT FUCK-UP.

+ Ohh, Gaeta in Adama's room with shaking hands and tears in his eyes, ordering the execution. YOU ARE SO FUCKED, BABY. (Ohhh, his leg!)

+ LAURA SAID "NO" AND NOW I AM CRYING AGAIN, FABULOUS, SHE THINKS HE'S DEAD AND NOW SHE'S GOING TO OBLITERATE EVERYTHING IF SHE HAS TO BECAUSE SHE IS JUST. THAT. HARDCORE. Ohh, scary!Roslin, we've had our ups and downs but I love you right now, that's for damn sure.

+ TYROL TOOK OUT THE FTL DRIVE! OH I LOVE THAT MAN.

+ "One day soon there will be a reckoning... WEAPONS HOLD!" Ohhh, Gaeta ♥

+ OLD PEOPLE IN LOVE ♥

+ And this right here is the part where I start crying so hard I can barely hear what they're saying. GAETA AND BALTAR, and he wanted to be an architect when he was 8 and build restaurants shaped like food. And Gaeta has had his eager heart broken so many fucking times on this show, by the Cylons and by New Caprica and the Eights and by Baltar and then Adama, and all the eagerness just sapped out of him, and his leg, his poor leg, and now he gets to die with FUCKING ZAREK smiling at him like they're the same. I mean, I don't think what he did was right, I don't think his hatred was right, but he was so fucking shattered. I REALLY FUCKING LOVE GAETA, YOU GUYS, THIS IS BREAKING MY HEART. Nobody's hair is curly like his! Aaaand the fact that I just typed that probably means that I should go to sleep now, but no! ANOTHER EPISODE STILL TO GO. Except I am actually nodding off at this point.
LOL YES I AM STILL AN EP BEHIND, BUT IT IS REALLY BEDTIME NOW.