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I stole this off gothic_veils

Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
ADD THREE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.


01. Stephen Dorff
02. Wesley Snipes
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L. Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen
06. Ian Somerhalder
07. James Van Der Beek
08. Ashton Kutcher
09. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr ?
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant (But only in About A Boy)
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio (Only in Romeo & Juliet... Boy's not cute anymore)
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood (He's too cute and innocent, but I love him like a brother)
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford Han Solo AND Indiana Jones? Old man is hott.
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett Only as a throwback to my hazy early teens, when Pearl Harbour was the best thing ever. Hartnett in a vest!
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton Hot in a sleazy way?
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman Because all the dirty girls ship James/Sirius
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan Dude, the chest hair!
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller SickBoy was hot
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton Infinitely hotter than Brad Pitt in Fight Club
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn I probably would, but I feel I'm being too free and loose with the bold font
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe ONLY in Gladiator
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger More so in my misspent youth, but thanks for the good times, Heath
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman Colonel Brandon! Sigh.
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise Because even before he was creepy he had bad teeth
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack So, so hard. I want to marry Martin Blank.
94. John Malkovich Maybe iin Dangerous Liasons
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland Only up until S2 of 24
97. Emilio Estevez Heart The Breakfast Club forever.
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis I love him, but ew.
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair ?
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter Ew, he's like, 12
111. Sean Patrick Flanery ?
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy Sometimes rather too flouncy for my tastes
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano ?
117. Jamie Bamber ?
118. Craig Parker Haldir lives!
119. Dean Cain Ahh, Superman.
120. James Marsters Yes, I was a Spuffy fan.
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey Awesome, but no.
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia Pretty, pretty boy.
131. Jason Dohring ?
132. Brandon Boyd ?
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool ?
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt ?
138. Adrienne Armstrong ?
139. Jason White ?
140. Matthew Fox ... His eyes are too close together.
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter ?
143. Travis Fimmel ?
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas ?
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner ?
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young ?
152. Francis Capra ?
153. Ryan Hansen ?
154. Robert Pattinson ... Cedric wears blusher!
155. William Moseley
156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell ?
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport
161. Michael J. Fox
162. Kevin Federline
163. Liam Cunningham ?
164. John Barrowman
165. John Rzeznik ?
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers
170. Henry Ian Cusick ?
171. John Krasinski ?
172. Michael Trucco ?
173. Benjamin McKenzie
174. Adrian Pasdar I heart Squarejaw.
175. Jeremy Piven
176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews
178. Vincent Cassel
179. Adrian Paul ?
180. Gabriel Byrne
181. Adrian Grenier
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion
184. Adam Baldwin
185. Ed Quinn ?
186. Eric Szmanda?
187. George Eads ?
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane ?
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan ?
192. Geoffrey Rush Awesome, but ew.
193. Brandon Routh
194. Chris Lowell ?
195. James Callis ?
196. Justin Chambers?
197. Michael Muhney ?
198. Matthew Goode
199. Bradley Cooper ?
100. Burn Gorman... His mouth is creepy
101. Christopher Eccleston
102. David Tennant
103. Tom Felton
104. Daniel Radcliffe
105. Rupert Grint
106. Adam Hills ?
107. Hugh Laurie
108. Richard Hammond
109. Julian Rhind-Tutt
110. Dylan Moran
111. Simon Amstell Loved the man since Popworld, but I don't think I'm in with a shout
112. Stephen Mangan Guyoline forever!
113. Simon Pegg
114. Rufus Sewell
115. Andrew Lee Potts ?
116. Noel Fielding Vince Noir, Rock and Roll Star... In my pants.
117. Steffan Halperin ?
My choices:
118. James McAvoy Freckles, cheekbones, Scottishness... Man's got it all.
119. Toby Stephens Sexiest Rochester ever. Fact.
120. River Phoenix Alive? No. Beautiful? Yes.


In other news, I had my last seminar of the term today, and I'm heading home to the abyss tomorrow... Sniff. Plus, I got my reading list, and the Austen was fucking Mansfield Park. Grrrrr. And I'm going to miss everyone, and I just hope the internet at home works with my laptop. Otherwise, I'm fucked for the next five weeks. I shall pre-emptively miss you all!

And happy St Patrick's Day!