I Lied When I Said "No More Memes"
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sophieisgodChoose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions about them. Do not look at the questions before you make the list.
1. Titus Pullo [Rome]
2. Cap'n Jack Harkness [Doctor Who/ Torchwood]
3. River Tam [Firefly]
4. Peter Petrelli [Heroes]
5. The Doctor [Doctor Who]
6. Rochester [Jane Eyre]
7. Captain Mal Reynolds [Firefly]
8. Faramir [LotR]
9. GOB Bluth [Arrested Development]
10. Dr Greg House [House]
11. Hiro Nakamura [Heroes]
12. Alf Stewart [Home & Away]
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
[6= Rochester, 11= Hiro Nakamura] Well, Rochester is very well travelled, and therefore has much knowledge about insects and continental whores, but Hiro can bend the space-time continuum. That's slightly cooler. Plus he could go into the future and find shit out and then look amazing clever in the present. So, Rochester would teach Sex Education and Hiro would teach everything else.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
[4= Peter Petrelli] I very do. Really rather hot. I love his big dark eyes and his flopsy emo hair. And his special bond with his brother.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
[12= Alf Stewart, 8= Faramir] Okay, this is weird. Well, Alf would obviously know if something bad was going to happen (because of His Vision), so he could feasibly send Faramir on a mission to stop it. The mission would be to defend Summer Bay from yet another serial killer/ cult/apologetic rapist, and Faramir would of course succeed. Upon his return, Alf would bestow him with all the fatherly love he would ever need.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
[9= GOB Bluth] I'm not entirely sure GOB can read... I'm going to go with the latest issue of POOF! Alternatively, "Ways to earn the love and respect of your family". But, like, the Easy Read edition.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
[2= Cap'n Jack Harkness, 6= Rochester] Wow, that is something of a mind-fuck. I'd imagine the only way these two would ever meet is if Jack showed up at Thornfield and saved the world, therefore Rochester would probably end up swearing fealty to him. This is beyond my comprehension.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
[5= The Doctor, 9= GOB Bluth, 10= Dr Greg House] I would imagine GOB and House would both be fucking nightmares to live with. However, if GOB was a companion he'd just get lost and confused (crossover? Pleeeease?), and I think that the Doctor and House could get some pretty good banter going. That would be really kinky, by the way.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
[2= Cap'n Jack Harkness, 7= Captain Mal Reynolds, 12= Alf Stewart] Well, they would obviously eat at the Diner, and they would discuss the pros and cons of being a leader of the community. The pressures, how to escape from it all, how to deal with lippy subordinates...
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
[3= River Tam, 10= Dr Greg House] Huh. Well, if River's the one who started it, she's probably already gone apeshit, which means House's best bet is attempting to ward her off with his cane... I wouldn't give him much hope, but I reckon she'd stop before she killed him, and decide to be friends/ wander off.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
[1= Titus Pullo, 8= Faramir] I'd say if Pullo stole something, you probably wouldn't have a great chance of getting it back without getting stabbed. However, I reckon Faramir can use his skills as a leader of Men to win Pullo's undying loyalty, thus ensuring the return of his prized possession. It's totally a 'Best Friends' necklace that Boromir gave him.
10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
[4= Peter Petrelli, 1= Titus Pullo] So much pretty in one place! Well, Peter would probably end up in Ancient Rome having absorbed Hiro's powers and bent the space-time continuum. He would then help Pullo beat people up. I really do like the images of Peter in a tunic that this scenario produces.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
[7= Captain Mal Reynolds] Mal ain't the biggest people person, but I think once we'd slept together we'd be okay.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
[3= River Tam] Um, introduce me to her brother? No, she's a genius, she can write my dissertation!
14. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
[2= Cap'n Jack Harkness, 4= Peter Petrelli, 5= The Doctor] Jack would be drawn to EmoPeter, because who wouldn't be? But.... Come on, it's the Doctor all the way. He kept his hand, he loves him, he ran away with him. Sigh.
15. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
[5= The Doctor] Criminal damage, if he crash lands the Tardis? He does good, not... crime! Although he has been banished. Sneaking back into the country?
16. What is 6's secret?
[6= Rochester] Um, he's got a crazy wife in the attic and he's planning to commit bigamy? I didn't even do that on purpose!
Why? Why do I do this?
1. Titus Pullo [Rome]
2. Cap'n Jack Harkness [Doctor Who/ Torchwood]
3. River Tam [Firefly]
4. Peter Petrelli [Heroes]
5. The Doctor [Doctor Who]
6. Rochester [Jane Eyre]
7. Captain Mal Reynolds [Firefly]
8. Faramir [LotR]
9. GOB Bluth [Arrested Development]
10. Dr Greg House [House]
11. Hiro Nakamura [Heroes]
12. Alf Stewart [Home & Away]
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
[6= Rochester, 11= Hiro Nakamura] Well, Rochester is very well travelled, and therefore has much knowledge about insects and continental whores, but Hiro can bend the space-time continuum. That's slightly cooler. Plus he could go into the future and find shit out and then look amazing clever in the present. So, Rochester would teach Sex Education and Hiro would teach everything else.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
[4= Peter Petrelli] I very do. Really rather hot. I love his big dark eyes and his flopsy emo hair. And his special bond with his brother.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
[12= Alf Stewart, 8= Faramir] Okay, this is weird. Well, Alf would obviously know if something bad was going to happen (because of His Vision), so he could feasibly send Faramir on a mission to stop it. The mission would be to defend Summer Bay from yet another serial killer/ cult/apologetic rapist, and Faramir would of course succeed. Upon his return, Alf would bestow him with all the fatherly love he would ever need.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
[9= GOB Bluth] I'm not entirely sure GOB can read... I'm going to go with the latest issue of POOF! Alternatively, "Ways to earn the love and respect of your family". But, like, the Easy Read edition.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
[2= Cap'n Jack Harkness, 6= Rochester] Wow, that is something of a mind-fuck. I'd imagine the only way these two would ever meet is if Jack showed up at Thornfield and saved the world, therefore Rochester would probably end up swearing fealty to him. This is beyond my comprehension.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
[5= The Doctor, 9= GOB Bluth, 10= Dr Greg House] I would imagine GOB and House would both be fucking nightmares to live with. However, if GOB was a companion he'd just get lost and confused (crossover? Pleeeease?), and I think that the Doctor and House could get some pretty good banter going. That would be really kinky, by the way.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
[2= Cap'n Jack Harkness, 7= Captain Mal Reynolds, 12= Alf Stewart] Well, they would obviously eat at the Diner, and they would discuss the pros and cons of being a leader of the community. The pressures, how to escape from it all, how to deal with lippy subordinates...
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
[3= River Tam, 10= Dr Greg House] Huh. Well, if River's the one who started it, she's probably already gone apeshit, which means House's best bet is attempting to ward her off with his cane... I wouldn't give him much hope, but I reckon she'd stop before she killed him, and decide to be friends/ wander off.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
[1= Titus Pullo, 8= Faramir] I'd say if Pullo stole something, you probably wouldn't have a great chance of getting it back without getting stabbed. However, I reckon Faramir can use his skills as a leader of Men to win Pullo's undying loyalty, thus ensuring the return of his prized possession. It's totally a 'Best Friends' necklace that Boromir gave him.
10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
[4= Peter Petrelli, 1= Titus Pullo] So much pretty in one place! Well, Peter would probably end up in Ancient Rome having absorbed Hiro's powers and bent the space-time continuum. He would then help Pullo beat people up. I really do like the images of Peter in a tunic that this scenario produces.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
[7= Captain Mal Reynolds] Mal ain't the biggest people person, but I think once we'd slept together we'd be okay.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
[3= River Tam] Um, introduce me to her brother? No, she's a genius, she can write my dissertation!
14. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
[2= Cap'n Jack Harkness, 4= Peter Petrelli, 5= The Doctor] Jack would be drawn to EmoPeter, because who wouldn't be? But.... Come on, it's the Doctor all the way. He kept his hand, he loves him, he ran away with him. Sigh.
15. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
[5= The Doctor] Criminal damage, if he crash lands the Tardis? He does good, not... crime! Although he has been banished. Sneaking back into the country?
16. What is 6's secret?
[6= Rochester] Um, he's got a crazy wife in the attic and he's planning to commit bigamy? I didn't even do that on purpose!
Why? Why do I do this?
