Jason Bradley: Still Cuter Than You

[sophieisgod]

Part Two of the Vital Signs spam! There will be spoilers for the end of the series, but it doesn't really matter.

WARNING: This contains no actual sexing.


We open with angsty!Jason, who is now completely avoiding his fandom-implosion-causing girlfriend so that he doesn't have to tell her he has CF.


I really love his little leather jacket thing *squishes*


NECKPORN! Kind of.


"Seriously, TAMZIN OUTHWAITE?! ARE YOU PEOPLE ON CRACK? LOOK HOW ELEGANT MY NECK IS! THAT'S A SIGN OF GOOD BREEDING!!!"






Sulky!bedhead!Jason! And his throat is all... exposed. HARRY IS SUCH A FUCKING TEASE.






Fuck you, PSYCHO SISTER.


Angsty!


LOOK AT THAT BOTTOM LIP! *wants to bite it*




Studious!Jason!


More angst! As PSYCHO SISTER does something useful rather than creepy and tells him to sort things out with Eve Tish.




I love how he has mild CRAZY EYES going on here




*wibble*


Alright, I may have got slightly carried away with these next few scenes. BUT they are adorable, and very important for character development and suchlike. Yes. *nods firmly* Jason goes to see Eve Tish and is generally deliciously sweet.






How could anyone resist the slight!head!tilt!?




Eve Tish can't...






THE NECK! THE NECK!


How is he this cute? Like, scientifically, I can't comprehend it.




I LOVE that when he actually tells her, he makes a bit of a silly face, like it's not really a big deal. OHHH, HARRY, YOU KILL ME WITH THE ACTING SKILLZ.


LOPSIDED SMILE THING WITH DIMPLE!!!!


Slightly pouty lips!


I love him. That is all.




Profile!




Ohhh, he's all nervous




*gulp*


There are no words. Not even dirty ones. He has melted my brain.






Is that the beginnings of a scrunchy!face? I think it might be...




The only time Harry Lloyd will ever have to say 'sympathy shag' in his entire life. Apart from all the times he's going to sleep with me.


*squee*


OH HE IS SO VERY LOVELY


KISSING!!!




LOOK AT THE EYELASHES!


And now we begin the preparations for The Sexing That We Do Not See.


ARSE!


Look! He's doing the flicky thing with the condoms that he does with his tags in Robin Hood! This makes it A Harry Thing rather than A Character Thing! *feels slightly stalkerish*




Look! It's Roy dressed as Boy George!


OHHHH, HE LIT CANDLES! And he looks like THAT!


*dies*




Understandably, Eve Tish makes this face:


Pre-sexing!






Post-sexing! This cap makes me LOL a little bit. And that's ALL WE SEE. Screw you, director.


"Who is Sophie, and why does she have my number?"


Jason: *is concerned*




LOOK AT HIM!




Ohhh, the eyes! THE EYES!


Awwww, he's taking Eve Tish to meet his grandma!


Plot Lady: *has plot*
Jason: *is baffled*


Look at him, being all revisiony and sincere!




Except not really, because she's hiding under his bed! Ohh, you crazy kids.


Oh, this is horrible. Jason goes to hospital.


And yet still manages a FOREARMS! shot. Harry truly is gifted.






*squee*


He has a pen behind his ear! *loves him*




Sleepy Bunny


And this is where the show gets rather... retarded. Jason and Eve Tish are engaged! Which is fair enough, young love and all that, but he's also jacking in school and going to work in a garage. When he has cystic fibrosis. And is supposed to be really really clever. And everybody apart from Plot Lady seems to think this is an awesome idea.




"What? You don't think this is an excellent idea?"






Jason: *is sad*




And then there is some bad lighting, but we all know that Harry can act past this






And things get even more retarded when Jason BURNS ALL HIS SCHOOLWORK.


Pensive!Jason!


Okay, one good thing comes out of The Plot Of Stupidity. We see Harry in overalls.






Look how adorable his hair is!


He's doing that really cute thing with his mouth again!


Time for a man-to-man chat with his daddy KING RICHARD! Is it the 29th yet? Is it?


Angst!




And now, a compeltely unsatisfying scene in which Jason expresses some doubts about DISCONTINUING HIS EDUCATION, and they are dispelled with a single kiss from Eve Tish. He still looks REALLY cute, though.




Confusion?


Nah. WTF, SHOW?! But I can't care, because look at that face!


Thanks for sticking around, my lovelies! Saving for icon-making purposes is allowed and actively encouraged :D

Comments

[bishwop.livejournal.com]

....WHUT? THERE WAS A PART ONE?? THAT I MISSED? *RUNS OFF*v

[tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com]

Holy neck!porn Batman!1!1

Sophie have you seen the episode of "Genie in the House" where Harry is a puppy dog turned into a human XD. Its the most CUTEST THINGER EVER!.

FYI: The post!sexing cap is totally saying "I just had fantastical sex"

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

"Seriously, TAMZIN OUTHWAITE?! ARE YOU PEOPLE ON CRACK? LOOK HOW ELEGANT MY NECK IS! THAT'S A SIGN OF GOOD BREEDING!!!"

Hee word.

heee this was lovely! I totally missed the part where he burnt he school work.

I thought it was stupid from the start when Tamsin O managed to get into med school so quickly! I mean HOW? (or maybe I skipped that part)

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

*pouts* BUT ARTEMIS WANTS TEH HARRY-SEXING!!! D: Honeestly, silly directors- all that build up and nothing was shown?!?! I AM DEPRIVEEEEEEEED D:

Anyways, I want to have your children. Harry= FAR FAR FAR TOO CUTE FOR THIS WORLD (which is why we're taking him to HARRYLAND :D). Oh yes, there will be icons....*dramatic music*

to Harry: I was thinking, darling Harry, that there is a severe shortage of nice necks in the world, so...I have a lovely neck...you have a lovely neck...let's keep it in the family, shall we? cross-breeding is the only way to ensure survival, you know;)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Ohh, you are silly! *luffs you*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

HARRY IS OFFICALLY KING OF THE NECKPORN! Somebody should make him a crown.

I haven't seen the full ep, I've only seen the clip on the Nickelodeon website. Is it online somewhere?!

That cap just makes me cringe for all invovled. Bloody director!!!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

AND YOU SHALL HAVE THE HARRY-SEXING MY SWEET!!! *crosses fingers for finale-based BARN!ORGY!*

HARRYLAND HARRYLAND HARRYLAND

*slavers at prospect of icons*

OI! Nothing underhand, you! This is a co-operative enterprise.

[tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com]

He has the longest neck EVER!

My friend is gonna try to get the episode ^^;; so when ever she get sit and give sit to me I'll give to you <3.

I bet Harry was really nervous lol that probably why they didn't show it. Maybe they will now in like...i dunno RH...since he is now older and probably built better for shirtlessness XD.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*is mesmerized by icon*

Yeah, especially since she only seemed to revise at bus stops... The whole time line on this show was cracked, though. Six eps apparently covered a whole year?!

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

*is shocked* Me? Underhanded? NEVERRRRR!!! I'm not the one who gives low-blows during Armitage vs. Jonas wars:P

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

LOL, so true!

SWEET! Eep, that would be so very awesome.

Yeah, they didn't show his body at all. Maybe he was just too skinny or something? *shields Harry from judgement of crap directors* I DEMAND RH WILL-BASED SHIRTLESSNESS.

[tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com]

He does look kinda skinny he was like what? 19/20 in that show?

He's 24 now and if you look at Joe and Jonas they've been putting weight/muscle on like whoa. So I would assume Harry might of as well *crosses fingers for shirtless Will*

[bishwop.livejournal.com]

We open with angsty!Jason, who is now completely avoiding his fandom-implosion-causing girlfriend so that he doesn't have to tell her he has CF.
Oh, man!

I hate Tamsin Outhwaite. She's just one of those...people.

How is he this cute? Like, scientifically, I can't comprehend it.
*gigglesnort*

I LOVE that when he actually tells her, he makes a bit of a silly face, like it's not really a big deal. OHHH, HARRY, YOU KILL ME WITH THE ACTING SKILLZ.
Oh, Harry!

The only time Harry Lloyd will ever have to say 'sympathy shag' in his entire life.
He says SYMPATHY SHAG? Oh gods is this on YouTube or something because I NEED TO SEE.

Oh, screw you directors for not showing the sexing. I was hoping your warning at the beginning of this post was a red herring or something.

Except not really, because she's hiding under his bed! Ohh, you crazy kids.
HAH.

Oh, this is horrible. Jason goes to hospital.
Oh no! TELL ME HE DOESN'T DIE!

And this is where the show gets rather... retarded. Jason and Eve Tish are engaged! Which is fair enough, young love and all that, but he's also jacking in school and going to work in a garage. When he has cystic fibrosis. And is supposed to be really really clever. And everybody apart from Plot Lady seems to think this is an awesome idea.
Stupid. Aren't there lots of toxic fumes in garages? Was that your point? Well it's stupid anyway.

And it ended...just like that? Well that was unsatifying.

But, as usual, you are Queen Of Picspams For Forever and Ever More. THANKS MUNCHKIN.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*is wary*

IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU FANCY SOMEONE WITH ZEFRON HAIR WHO CANNOT KISS!

Ahem. Let us put this gracefully behind us. We cannot possibly co-pilot/violate Harry effetively if we are warring!

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

Lots of people have been saying that. :D I could probably hypnotise the entire Harry Lloyd comm with it!

I know crazy, ah well at least we get to see Harry almost sexing and kissing. We will never get that in RH (maybe the kissing) but ex nay on the sexing!

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

Very well, very well, you are correct; we must think of Teh Lloyd- poor soul requires our full attention at all times, y/y?

p.s. NYEH:P

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I HATE HER SO MUCH. It's instictive. She makes me want to throw things at her. Like knives and grenades. Yay for shared hatred!

HARRY IS SO UNDERUSED ON RH, IT KILLS ME! I cannot wait for barn!revelations!

Dude, he says 'shagging' many, many times! I haven't seen it anywhere online. I bought the DVD.

Yeah, the fumes, and the fact that he has to do heavy lifting and stuff. And then we're supossed to dismiss it because his dad (King Richard!) asks him if he's okay and he says yes. THIS SHOW HAS NO LOGIC.

Love you, Toto!

[ornie-mornie.livejournal.com]

Wtf, they engaged in second episode?! Or Harry has few scenes as series progresses?

Oh, I've just realised something: when his hair gets scruffy, he looks like Sid Vicious. Cuter and less violent version, though :)

[agguss.livejournal.com]

"Who is Sophie, and why does she have my number?"
LOOOOL :D:D

And also lol at only post sex scenes. :/ not good at all :D
HE IS YUMMY. And I can't believe I've just said -thought/writen- that! I didn't find him attractiveeeeeee... it's the RH!madness having serious effects on me. But he looks sososo young! I can't believe I sort of fancy someone THIS young.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Not even! It was aired early 2006, just before he did RH! LOL at Harry's extreme skinniness.

Yes. Yes yes yes. And even if he's not built like Joe *treeporn! flashback* I bet he's all lean and sinewy...

COME ON, SHOW! TOPLESS!WILL!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I should have made it clearer. The first picspam was eps 1-3, this was 4-6 :) They got engaged in the last episode.

LOL, I knew he reminded me of someone! That's genius!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*is not a stalker AT ALL*

I know, I was so disappointed! And the dialogue was UNBELIEVABLY LAME. She was all "Did you like that?" and I wanted to brek my TV.

But you have seen the light now! This is the important thing! He was about 22 when he made this *pets the youngling*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

HEAVENS ABOVE, WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?! That looks like thrusting!

And the kissing was gooooood. *crosses fingers extra hard for finale* Alas, poor sexing. We will never get to see you UNTIL THE BEEB FULFILS MY DREAM OF A LATE NIGHT EDITION WITH NUDITY AND WRESTLING.

[tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com]

I'm talking season 2 Joe when he's in the tied up to the pole in the dungeon. GOOD GOD JOE ARMSTRONG *flails* also in another ep Robin is hanging by his arms and you can see his like muscley stomach...*guh*.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

HOW COULD I FORGET THAT?! I was blinded by his pecs in 1x02 and NOW I REMEMBER THE SOGGY TORTURE. Good times, good times. Let us hope that Hood Academy encourages them all to keep pumping that iron/wielding that axe...

Luff that icon!