Jason Bradley: Cuter Than You

[sophieisgod]

So, Vital Signs. That was fun. I have honestly only watched the Harry Lloyd bits of this, let's face it, really rather naff show. But I present these bits for you ogling please. Enjoy, fellow perverts.

Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.


This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.




PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.


Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.


Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?


Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*


And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots










More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.




Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:








Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.




"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"


"YEAH I DID!"




Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?




Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.


Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams




I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.


Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...


This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.




Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.


Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.


Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.


Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*


Jason is smitten.


Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:


Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.


But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.


*high 5s Jason* THWAP!








And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!


THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.




NECKPORN!


Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"




Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!


Boy's got a date!


SQUEEEEEEE!


How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.






Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.


DATE DATE DATE


This boy is just too beautiful.




Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!


Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*


Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*


HAND ON FACE!


*dies*


If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too


Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!


Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father


BED!HAIR! *ruffles*


Uniform!




Eavesdropping!Jason!


Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*


Jason's gaming face! templa_otmena, is that dark enough for you?


*squee*


Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.


Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.




And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?




And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else

Comments

[theshrub-eline.livejournal.com]

your seriuously want me dead cause your killing me with all those squeeee photo's tey are ecsqueeesit

[maddie-jane.livejournal.com]

OK right well um ...do we have a falling down faint icon anywhere? Until then /squeeee ,sigh, faint etc will have to cover it!!

....off for another look

[ornie-mornie.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE CLEARLY MADE OF AWESOME BUT DISTRACTED ME SO BADLY *needs study more*

Actually, it doesn't look that interesting but Harry looks yummylicious and that's the important thing!

Also, ARE WE GOING TO SEE ANY SEXING INVOLVING HARRY?

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW! EVEN IF ITS COLLECTIVE BRAIN DOES GET LUSTIFIED LIQUIEFIED!!!!

I love that icon so hardcore. Ohhh, Hood Academy. I love that everyone related in any way to the show calls you that. And I love Harry's Archery-Related Ineptitude. BUT HE'S BADASSS WITH THE AXE, FOLKS.

YOU BLUSHED BECAUSE YOU ARE FEMALE AND YOU HAVE GIRL PARTS!!!!

I need to go and look at the BBC trailer again because HE IS SO ANGSTY AND ADORABLE AND HANDSOME AND IT'S BREAKING ME NOT KNOWING WHAT HAPPENS!!!!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Good luck with your search! It is in no way good (I feel obliged to warn you), but it's worth it to hear his voice!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I know, the rest of the show is sort of awful, isn't it? I sort of have a very vague idea of other plots (did Steven Waddington knock up is wife's best friend?!) but really, it's all about Harry :D I love that face too!

Ohhh, was she young!Elizabeth? That's so crazy. She was a pretty good actress, but the character was LOCO.

Maybe after the finale, Will may get to see his second boob...

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! My intent is merely to educate! I don't want you to die!

*ruminates that if all the fangirls die, HARRY WILL BE MINE AND MINE ALONE!!!!!*

*starts next picspam*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDD

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And you are studying... Sort of. Anatomy? Chemistry? HARRYOLOGY?!

There is sexing, but alas it is only implied sexing and then the post-coital aftermath. WE DON'T EVEN SEE HIM TAKE HIS TOP OFF.

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

YIPPEE! Now we can go icon crazy and people will know that we are Real Fans (TM) because not all our Harry Lloyd icons involve Will or Baines!

You know, I quite got into this programme before it all went stupid and pointless and let's all shag each other and "Oh, who'da thunk it? The BFF is now possibly up the duff with BFF's bloke's child."

What's the betting that S2 would have involved new child having CF too?

No matter, we got more Harry for our money.

Hee! Is it right to like a man in school uniform when you know fo sho that he's in his twenties? Well, why not? You get 'grown' men getting all excited about hen parties in school uniform. Bring it back to the laydeez, that's what I say!

This was beautiful, my dear. Well done!

And yes - the eyes. 0_0

[theshrub-eline.livejournal.com]

gald you don't want me dead really i am but i'll die with that next picspamnseroeius good job gaal

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Also, here's the BBC website preview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buEnBoT4vbs) that I was talking about. At around 20 seconds in Djaq says "There is one that I love more than the others" AND WILL'S FACE IS BEAUTIFUL. GUH.

[curlybeach.livejournal.com]

I would have to alternte between that one, and our proposed 'Forearms!' one ^__^

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT M'SELF. He is so grumpy and disgusting and cruel, yet undeniably sexy. It maketh no sense, I tell thee!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Yes, we are Proper and not just Perverts. OH HEAVENS ABOVE I HOPE PEOPLE MAKE ICONS.

It started off... fairly plausible, and then it descended into cockery. I really hope they thought they were getting a second season, because the end of Jason's storyline MAKES NO SENSE. NONE. THERE WAS A BOOK BURNING! o.O

It is most definitely allowed. Especially when he has scruffy schoolboy!hair *nods authoritatively*

THE EYES, THE EYES. ♥

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

FOREARMS! Ahem.

IT IS INEXPLICABLE. Curse you, Dylan Moran. Have you ever seen him live? GUH. Just, GUH. I want to ruffle his Irish!hair and make him wear the Bernard Suit.

[coconutzo.livejournal.com]

You definitely are a God.
Ironically enough, I concluded this before I even read your username LOL

[clouded-logic.livejournal.com]

I have never ever seen him looking that gorgeous before. Is it just me, or does the school uniform make him seem so much more accessible? XD

What is this show? I might be willing to watch it just for the insane cuteness and fandom implosions.

[princesslucky.livejournal.com]

lol. Have I mentioned ilu? already? I know it's soon.

GAH. teh Will *faceplant* icon. *LOVESS*

I WATCHED THE TRAILER LIKE 10 TIMES YESTERDAY AND EVERY TIME MADE ME SQUEE AND GIDDY AS A SCHOOL GIRL.

[mangobaby716.livejournal.com]

BBC shows are my crack. It could be the worst storyline ever and I'd probably still watch it.

Plus I love Harry's voice!!

[ornie-mornie.livejournal.com]

Hee. I can't believe I'm attracted to someone whose name is Harry. It reeks of poshness.

(also, I have to admit I kinda miss the porn stache here)

[mistress-olivia.livejournal.com]

wow wow wow
thanks so much for that ^
made my day :)

[(Anonymous)]

Team Leather/Guyliner - that made me laugh so much, totally agree with you too :D

[struz.livejournal.com]

ok, firstly, i don't know you but I LOVE YOU.
secondly, OMG.
thirdly, i love you.
fourthly, HOW AMAZING ARE HIS CHEEKBONES!?!?!
aaaaand fifth...ly, you're captioning skills are aceeee, they make me chuckle quite a bit :)

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks very much :D I can't take credit, it's been floating around the fandom for a while.

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

egads! TEH CUTE!!!!!