The Will!Spam: Part The Second

[sophieisgod]

Huge, continent-sized apologies and regrets for the belated nature of this picspam. I just wanted to keep him for myself, basically.


Once again, note my incredible obsessional organisational skillz. Caps are chosen with love and not, as you might think, a result of random dribbling into the keyboard. Snagging for sexy icons and suchlike is emphatically encouraged.

Will Scarlett: Angry Stance
The second half of the season saw something new for our boy: a pose which said 'I'm totally a badass outlaw with an attitude problem'. Well, sort of.


This looks like the merest hint of a pout to me


Angry Stance: Now with added bonus!axe!


Angry-with-a-tinge-of-sadness Stance, the lamb


NECK!PORN ALERT!


Will Scarlett: Background Artiste
Some of Harry's best work happens in the back of shot. The lesson here? FREEZE FRAME IS YOUR FRIEND.

Mildly amused background!Will


Angsty, slightly out-of-focus background!Will


Profile!background!Will!




Slightly inebriated background!Will


Angry Stance!background!Will


Showing-off-biceps background!Will


Will Scarlett: Gang Member
He's in Robin's crew. His role is to chop things and know hinge-based secrets and look very, very pretty.


Foliage accentuates the pretty. Little John, realising he will never ever be as pretty as Will, tears his hair.


Gangs can be intimidating... Sort of. Well, they try, bless them.


Will: *is pretty*
Sophie: *is dead*






The Outlaws = The Von Trapp Family Singers. MUSICAL EPISODE, PLZ!


This really isn't fair. This picture has the cloak, the neck AND the axe. Can you sue the BBC for damage caused by an exploding fangirl?


I love the gang.


Will Scarlett: Lurker Extraordinaire
He is so very stealth.


Cloak FTW!




STEALTHY LIKE A PANTHER!!!




And now, a little something I like to call TEAMLURK.


THE CLOAKS! THE CLOAKS! *expires*




Will Scarlett: He Has A Boyfriend
Will/Allan is love, people.

Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars)






Boyfriends are Really Fucking Attractive


WILL AND ALLAN'S BIG GAY ADVENTURE
Boyfriends sit together in the rain








*GRATUITOUS NECK!PORN ALERT*




Will has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!


Will no longer has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!


The OMG ALLAN WANTS TO MEET MY FAMILY face ♥


Bottoms up!


LET THE BIG GAY ADVENTURE COMMENCE!


Will Scarlett: We Shall Overcome
It's hard being such a pretty outlaw. Sometimes things consipre against you to try and make you appear less pretty. Chin up, Will! You're still a fox.

VERY DODGY LIGHTING




Badly-lit NECK!PORN!


Adorable boy...


BETTER LIGHTING WHICH ENHANCES THE SEXY










POO ON FACE




Will Scarlett: He ♥ His Axe
The axe. It is a utility tool. It is a weapon. It helps him deal with his emotions.

Emo!Axe








Why use your knuckles to knock on doors when you have an AXE?


CLOAK & AXE COMBO FTW!


Will Scarlett: Why Is Robin Being A Douche?
Its's hard being an outlaw when your brave leader won't let you go and rescue your girl.
















Will Scarlett: Well, This Is Awkward
So, you and your boyfriend like the same girl. BURN. However, you ultimately win because you've seen her boobies. *high fives Will* THWAP!










Will Scarlett: He Gets His Neck Out
In 1x09, something miraculous happens. Will Scarlett takes off his scarf. Oh my.

Back-of-NECK!PORN!






Emo!Neck!


I am rapidly running out of valid commentary now, so for these next few, just assume that I said I WANT TO LICK HIM.








Will Scarlett: Wrongfully Imprisoned
Will. In a cloak. In CHAINS. I'll be in my bunk.








MY MIND CANNOT PROCESS THIS PICTURE. Is it good?








Will Scarlett: More Emo Than You






Will sheds a single, perfect tear...






Will Scarlett: Smooth Operator
Remember the menancing slide down the stairs in Part One? This is what that has become:


He also occasionally hides in fireplaces


Will Scarlett: Secretly Wants To Be A 1940s Starlet




Will Scarlett: So Very, Very Pretty






Sneaky girltouching! Noice.








THIGHSTRAP!!!!!!












In conclusion: HE IS DELICIOUS.



Quick question: Allan!spam or Much!spam?

Comments

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Will 'I love my axe, my boyfriend, my gang' Scarlett
Yup, that's pretty much his order of priorities!

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Today, through no effort of my own, I have a day entirely to myself.

Hot damn! thought I, and sat my bottom in front of the TV to finish watching Vital Signs, just because H is in it.

It was deeply unsatisfying in its conclusion, (I suspect that they were hoping for a second series) so I came to find solace here in LJland, and what should I find?

PART TWO OF SOPHIE'S MASTERPLAN TO DESTROY EVERYONE'S SELF CONTROL!!

And supersquee Tuesday commenced.

I have seen many a fine example of manbeauty in my life. I seek it out, I revel in it. And yet, in these last 31 years, I swear I have not found anyone as pretty as this man.

He is... lish. It's like lush, but has that all important element of 'lick' in it too.

I laughed, I squeaked, I even stroked the screen at one point.

This is what you have brought me to, and I THANK you for it!

I can only think that when they were filming 1x09 that it was hot in hungary. (Well, hotter than it normally is when the cast are striding around in all their heat-creating gorgeousness.) And thank the sun gods for that. Not only did it introduce us to the new religion that is neck!porn, but it also gave us that super-snug long sleeved t-shirt that empasises more than it covers!! (Though in the 1940s starlet pics, there is some evidence of a T-shirt that maybe his mum told him to keep on...)

This looks like the merest hint of a pout to me - but it's overwhelmed by the John!pout that is happening to the right. Who'da thought?!

I have only two things left to say, you will be relieved to read.

1: Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars) - agree so much that I've strained a muscle.

2: That 'pretend prisoner' scene was what sealed it for me. Yes, the picture IS good.

3: (never could count) I could bear some Much!spam, I really could. Though if everyone else chooses Al, I'm not going to pout.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

WOAH, UBER-COMMENT! :D

Did you actually watch ALL of Vital Signs? I 'm very impressed; we watched the first episode and then fast-forwarded to the bits with Harry in. What happened to Roy? I agree, I was totally WTF about the ending. So... He's burnt all his school books and is keeping a job which is really, really bad for his health? All right then.

LOOOL, when did you stroke the screen? I can definitely advise against licking it, though. Static shocks can be really nasty.

You're right! That is a tshirt. IT'S TOO LATE, MRS LLOYD! WE'VE VIOLATED HIM ALREADY!!!!

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Sorry about the HUGE comment, your spam has that effect on me!

I did watch all of VS, but not in one go - that would be way too much Tamsin Outwaite for any girl. Although I would like to have been a fly on the wall when she was offered it: "Well, Ms. Outhwaite, Steven Waddington's playing your husband and this hot young fella is playing your son. Interested?"

"Oh, well, if I must..."

What happened to Roy? He got massively stabbinated by the Sheriff's men. Oh! I see, no... He passed his exam, failed to get his wife back, failed to notice that the posh drunk would make for quite a good night, failed to have a gay affair with Vinny (which might have moved things along a bit) but kept up that accent.

Unlike in RH. Though it did make for my favourite EVER comedy tv moment when he shrieks at Will, "Well YOU go after him then!" and completely loses the faux northern. Makes me laugh every time I think of it. Apparently William Beck thinks that he wouldn't have been allowed to lay it on with a trowel anymore if he'd been 'kept on'. Frankly, I'd have insisted, just for japes.

Um, and the stroking took place on photo 10 of the "Will Scarlett: So Very, Very Pretty" section. Reverse neck!porn, it wasn't my fault.

Though looking back for that, I realise there is something very fishy going on with relative heights in this show. In the same section, there is a photo of Will and Bob standing face to face. Now; both Jonas and Harry claim to be 6ft tall, so someone was wearing heels when they last got measured. I for one am not willing to bet on Hazza...

Oh. This appears to be a ridiculously long reply too. Soz!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

No, they make me happy! :D

Mmm, Steven Waddington. He was the best thing in The Tudors and then they killed him off! Fools. Ohh, The Roy Accent. I miss it so. Sometimes I wake up in the night, dreaming of it, tears streaming down my face as I realise it is gone forever.

Also, POSH DRUNK LADY must be punished for her proximity to the gang. SHE TOUCHED MUCH!

(http://photobucket.com)

Jonas is clearly delusional. Silly boy.

Also also, why aren't we friends? You have ANTON DU BEKE listed in your interests!

[sazzat.livejournal.com]

*dies* So much pretty!

*worships*

XD

This has made me very happy. I snurched a bunch...I hope that's ok?

And you are sooo right about all things Will/Allan :D

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Doesn't everyone have Anton listed in their interests? No? What's wrong with them?

And of course Steven is in part responsible for awakening my interest in all things m/m for his part in Derek Jarman's Edward II. Though the poker thing is a fabrication made up by bored peasants - bit like Will's tags.

In Posh Drunk Lady's defence, she is only admiring his pearl necklace... Do you have a screenshot for every eventuality? That would be bordering on amazing.

If you would like to be lj pals I am more than happy to friend anyone with 'cake' as an entry tag...

(Though I ought to warn that I keep most of my RH squeeage in the comms, and my journal can be a turgid slice of dull real life stuff. Though there is a fair smattering of Harry love and the occasional slash fic.)

[literateur.livejournal.com]

What, THIS scene? *points to icon* XD

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Very pretty indeed. I heartily approve of all the pictures and their pretty (and occasionally their chains) and the synchronised violence being a sure fire way of proving secret boyfriendness. Also, your captions are hilarious....

Allan!Spam for the win!

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

My lawyer, standing next to me as I swoon, would like to tell you that any money you make in exploding fangirl money will be taken by me when I sue you for the itty little bits of my brain :)

Seriously though *thuddeadyepkilled* I knew the boy had pretty eyes, but some of those pics....

Hmm. I have no idea. I love both Allan and Much. Possibly Allan since I have unlimited love for your Boyfriends sitcom :D

[whywastewords.livejournal.com]

ALLAN SPAM ALLAN SPAM ALLAN SPAM!!!!!!!

All through this I kept betraying the Will and staring at Allan if he was in the picture. I'd forgotten about the funny cow's lick at the front of his hair, since he's got his emo boy do this year. And he and Will had so much bonding last year and now there's been none. Woe. Ever notice that Allan always stands with his hand on his hips? All commanding and commandy and... I REALLY want a shirtless Allan scene this series.

Oh. Yeah. This is a WILL spam. Well. I confess, I hardly noticed Will most of the time in series 1. Harry Lloyd himself only really got on my radar when I saw him out of the Will role in Doctor Who and realised how shockingly fearsome an actor he is. YOU my friend, have made me notice Will. Actually - you've made me fangirl him. Everything you've noticed and squeed about in series 2, I've went... 'hmmm, hey SHE'S RIGHT!!'

And so now I love the Will. He's tall and gangly, but gracefully so. His neck is REALLY long and muscley, and is better when obsevered in profile when he's craning it. His eyes are dark and sultry and all come hither. Even when he's having grown up man pain, he still looks like a little boy, and I love it.

I even think, if Harry had been maybe five or six years older, he'd have made as great a Robin Hood as Jonas does.

[precious-rosie.livejournal.com]

*blushes* I know! I'm so predictable! ;-D xx

[jynky.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm a bit of a lurker, but this picspam owned me so very much that I had to comment. It was super hotness.

As for the Much or Allan thing - well, I love Allan. I love Much. Why not do both? Then Guy. Then you can start again with series 2 and all the little fangirls in the world will be happy.

[cometotheedge.livejournal.com]

can I just interject and say that production of As You Like It was totally as MADE OF WIN as that pic makes it look? GenderAmbiguity!Sam = LOVE.

[cometotheedge.livejournal.com]

Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars).

Ooookay. I read that, tried to think of Will and The Gene Genie at the same time and promptly ruptured something from TOO. MUCH. AWESOME.

I honestly can't say anything about that picspam. There's such a superfluity of Scarlett goodness I'm reduced to pointing at the screen and going *fweep*

Ooh, except one thing - quality Will-in-background moment in Parenthood while Roy and Robin are having their conversation about the baby. After making his 'just in case you hadn't noticed kids, the Sheriff is not nice' interjection he goes and checks on one of the horses...which promptly starts nuzzling The Neck.

Harry Lloyd - so beautiful even seasoned professional stunt horses break character and start macking on him.

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

Your pic spams are MAD LOVE!!!! Please do an Allan!spam!!! I love him as well. It's times like these when I wish that Robin Hood boxset actually belonged to ME and not my friend at work. *stomps floor and throws tantrum*

FREEZE FRAME IS YOUR FRIEND.
Indeed it is, oh yes.

Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars)
LOLZ!!!!!!! Yes, so true.

Your commentary is fantabulous and worth the price of admission. A Much!spam would be kinda awesome, too. But we don't want to kill ye ded!

[lalumena.livejournal.com]

Itchy trigger finger?

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

As in, I basically just wanted to cap Allan rather a lot XD

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

GUUHHHHHH. This is a very very very major part of my self-loathing for not loving the show straight off. I can't believe I missed GenderAmbiguity!Sam!

HE NEEDS TO DO MORE THEATRE, PLEASE.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

Snurching is definitely okay!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks! I think the levels of pretty must just hypnotise me into writing something coherent, because these boys turn my brain to mush.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

THERE SHOULD BE A BOYFRIENDS SITCOM! Maybe some sort of webisodes? THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

[lalumena.livejournal.com]

Haha, I can definitely understand that...

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

WHOOO, CONVERSION! Fangirling Will FTW! I love that he gangles. Basically everything that you said, I love.

I do know what you mean about Allan, though. He is MOST distracting, the minx. SHIRTLESS ALLAN HAS TO HAPPEN.

[nausicaa17.livejournal.com]

That was BRILLIANT. Always love your picspams!

And as for the next one... it's too hard to choose, so GUYGUYGUY all the way! \o/