The Will!Spam: Part The Second

[sophieisgod]

Huge, continent-sized apologies and regrets for the belated nature of this picspam. I just wanted to keep him for myself, basically.


Once again, note my incredible obsessional organisational skillz. Caps are chosen with love and not, as you might think, a result of random dribbling into the keyboard. Snagging for sexy icons and suchlike is emphatically encouraged.

Will Scarlett: Angry Stance
The second half of the season saw something new for our boy: a pose which said 'I'm totally a badass outlaw with an attitude problem'. Well, sort of.


This looks like the merest hint of a pout to me


Angry Stance: Now with added bonus!axe!


Angry-with-a-tinge-of-sadness Stance, the lamb


NECK!PORN ALERT!


Will Scarlett: Background Artiste
Some of Harry's best work happens in the back of shot. The lesson here? FREEZE FRAME IS YOUR FRIEND.

Mildly amused background!Will


Angsty, slightly out-of-focus background!Will


Profile!background!Will!




Slightly inebriated background!Will


Angry Stance!background!Will


Showing-off-biceps background!Will


Will Scarlett: Gang Member
He's in Robin's crew. His role is to chop things and know hinge-based secrets and look very, very pretty.


Foliage accentuates the pretty. Little John, realising he will never ever be as pretty as Will, tears his hair.


Gangs can be intimidating... Sort of. Well, they try, bless them.


Will: *is pretty*
Sophie: *is dead*






The Outlaws = The Von Trapp Family Singers. MUSICAL EPISODE, PLZ!


This really isn't fair. This picture has the cloak, the neck AND the axe. Can you sue the BBC for damage caused by an exploding fangirl?


I love the gang.


Will Scarlett: Lurker Extraordinaire
He is so very stealth.


Cloak FTW!




STEALTHY LIKE A PANTHER!!!




And now, a little something I like to call TEAMLURK.


THE CLOAKS! THE CLOAKS! *expires*




Will Scarlett: He Has A Boyfriend
Will/Allan is love, people.

Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars)






Boyfriends are Really Fucking Attractive


WILL AND ALLAN'S BIG GAY ADVENTURE
Boyfriends sit together in the rain








*GRATUITOUS NECK!PORN ALERT*




Will has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!


Will no longer has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!


The OMG ALLAN WANTS TO MEET MY FAMILY face ♥


Bottoms up!


LET THE BIG GAY ADVENTURE COMMENCE!


Will Scarlett: We Shall Overcome
It's hard being such a pretty outlaw. Sometimes things consipre against you to try and make you appear less pretty. Chin up, Will! You're still a fox.

VERY DODGY LIGHTING




Badly-lit NECK!PORN!


Adorable boy...


BETTER LIGHTING WHICH ENHANCES THE SEXY










POO ON FACE




Will Scarlett: He ♥ His Axe
The axe. It is a utility tool. It is a weapon. It helps him deal with his emotions.

Emo!Axe








Why use your knuckles to knock on doors when you have an AXE?


CLOAK & AXE COMBO FTW!


Will Scarlett: Why Is Robin Being A Douche?
Its's hard being an outlaw when your brave leader won't let you go and rescue your girl.
















Will Scarlett: Well, This Is Awkward
So, you and your boyfriend like the same girl. BURN. However, you ultimately win because you've seen her boobies. *high fives Will* THWAP!










Will Scarlett: He Gets His Neck Out
In 1x09, something miraculous happens. Will Scarlett takes off his scarf. Oh my.

Back-of-NECK!PORN!






Emo!Neck!


I am rapidly running out of valid commentary now, so for these next few, just assume that I said I WANT TO LICK HIM.








Will Scarlett: Wrongfully Imprisoned
Will. In a cloak. In CHAINS. I'll be in my bunk.








MY MIND CANNOT PROCESS THIS PICTURE. Is it good?








Will Scarlett: More Emo Than You






Will sheds a single, perfect tear...






Will Scarlett: Smooth Operator
Remember the menancing slide down the stairs in Part One? This is what that has become:


He also occasionally hides in fireplaces


Will Scarlett: Secretly Wants To Be A 1940s Starlet




Will Scarlett: So Very, Very Pretty






Sneaky girltouching! Noice.








THIGHSTRAP!!!!!!












In conclusion: HE IS DELICIOUS.



Quick question: Allan!spam or Much!spam?

Comments

[lalumena.livejournal.com]

Allan!spam! Allan!spam, definitely. Because Joe Armstrong is so very pretty.

I love Will, but I just can't take the dirty mo...

[sunnydalegirl.livejournal.com]

OMG, I was thinking the same. I like looking at Will if it's only Will who's in the picture. If Little John, Robin and Much are there I still want to look at Will. But as soon as I catch a glimpse of Allan, dayum, it's the only thing that interests me.

[snugduff.livejournal.com]

oh god.
*iz dead*
*waves an allan!spam flag*
thighstrap! NNNGGGHHHH

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

As much as I prefer Will's S2 costume, I do so miss the THIGHSTRAP...

[zeromuchjenn.livejournal.com]

Absolutely breathtaking! Yay!

Although Allan is made of pretty, I would like to see a nice Much!spam. We don't get enough of that ;)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks!

Exactly! I do so love Much, and Sam Troughton is really rather gorgeous. Ohh, Much.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Allan!Spam FTW!

Ever notice that Will gets the really tight shirt? And I want Will and Allan back together. I want them being best friends and both awkwardly liking Djaq.

And notice Djaq seems to be looking THROUGH Robin in the picture of oggle Will.

[thatdbeswell.livejournal.com]

Notice Djaq seems to be looking THROUGH Robin in the picture of oggle Will

YES!

She totally wants him.

[riverofnara.livejournal.com]

I just died in a fangirling mess here. Sooooo much pretty, I'm just nearly lost for words. Neck!porn, thighstrap, chains...how wouldn't this make a fangirl happy? :D

Thank you very much for posting this. *mems* I can't wait to work on icons!

(I vote Allan!spam...continue the big gay adventure and all...)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

LOL, you're very welcome! And yes, icons! YOu know it makes sense :)

[literateur.livejournal.com]

Allan!spam or Much!spam? Tough choice...so I say GUY!SPAM!!! Ohyes.

Thank you muchly for posting this, I'm off to go contemplate the meaning of a life without the gorgeousness that is Harry Lloyd in it. :/

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

GUUUUUH GUY!SPAM!!! So very, very tempting. *runs off to watch that bit in "Brothers In Arms" where he takes his glove off with his teeth*

Don't do anything silly! Saturday's not so far away!!! XD

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

GUUUUUUHHHH.

hoaeufhaeoufh

i am deceased.

haha i love when will hides in the fireplace. i'm just like "wtf?" about it. and GUH HARRY YOU ARE SO PRETTTTTTTY.

and on doctor who we never saw it coming. /clings



and, also, allan! much is fun and all, but allan's pretty these days, all retrofitted in the black awesome clothes of eveeeeel.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*revives you, because there are still 5 episodes left!*

He's so deliciously awkward, ALL THE TIME. Except in "Angel of Death" with sexy arrow!dodging!neck! GUH.

Dude, Allan's always been pretty. The Guyliner just accentuates this. XD

[three-nails.livejournal.com]

Showing-off-biceps background!Will
YUM =]

Gangs can be intimidating... Sort of. Well, they try, bless them.
Oh, I <3 them all.

The Outlaws = The Von Trapp Family Singers. MUSICAL EPISODE, PLZ!
HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING ON THE COMPOSITION OF THE NEW MUSICAL NUMBERS?

STEALTHY LIKE A PANTHER!!!
BAAHAHAHAHAHA XD also, "Teamlurk" ftw =D!

BIG GAY ADVENTURE, heeeeeeeeee. Also HELLO THERE BEAUTIFUL.

Will Scarlett: He ♥ His Axe
The axe. It is a utility tool. It is a weapon. It helps him deal with his emotions.
GUUUUH. I can't even take this spam, it is TOO AMAZING!!

Why use your knuckles to knock on doors when you have an AXE?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA. Oh, Will <3.

So, you and your boyfriend like the same girl.
That sentence is just so amusing =D.

AWWWWWWWWWW the last two caps of the Awkward section =(.

In 1x09, something miraculous happens. Will Scarlett takes off his scarf. Oh my.
ALSO, he removed the big ugly sweater vest thing =D.

nfknkdflanknkaneinopeniwqo BEST SPAM EVER, MY LOVELY! I think my brain needs a lie down. And I vote for Allan next =).

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Showing-off-biceps background!Will
It's like he's mocking Jonas...

I'm toying with some melodic motifs, but I need help with the lyrics to "Big Gay Adventure"!

I ACTUALLY LOVE HIM, SARAH. This is all too overwhelming. ♥

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

*thud*

I AM FUCKING DEAD ON THE FLOOR, WOMAN, WHAT HAST THOU DONE TO ME??!??!!?!?!?


SO. MUCH. NECKPORN. My poor heart can't take it anymore D:

Your commentary bloody well OWNS me. OWNS. COMPLETE AND UTTER PWNAGE.

You KNOW I'm snagging all of them for iconnage. Bloody hell, how is a lady supposed to get any work done around here with Mr. Scarlett gazing up at her with those doe eyes?!?!?! Bloody fuck.

Quick question: Allan!spam or Much!spam?

Um, neither: ROBIN!SPAM PLS:D &hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts Much is too cute, i'm still not that fond of Allan, but Robin is teh gooooooooooooooooooooooooorgeous. And charming. And devilish.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*is definitely NOT trying to kill you*

I couldn't make it to HARRYLAND on my own! WHOOOOOO ICONS. ICONS OF THE NECK. ICONS OF THE THIGHSTRAP. ICONS ICONS ICONS.

Cheeky! I'll probably get round to one evntually, but he is not my true love! Although he does have a wicked smile. And amazing eyes. We shall see.

[mangobaby716.livejournal.com]

it should be against the law to be as pretty as he.

I vote Much!spam... Allan get's enough love and Much is also very purty

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YES IT SHOULD. Because then Harry would be in prison AND WOULD HAVE TO WEAR CHAINS FOREVER MORE.

[kyasuriin.livejournal.com]

yum! Many thanks for that - I shall sleep soundly tonight :D

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service :D

[eowynhp83.livejournal.com]

Such yummines! ***bows***
I'm voting for Robinspam next please. Allan gets lotsa love and much doesn't float my boat. Robin is just too naughty for words.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Truly, we are honoured to be in his presence *bows also*

(Also, yay for Tom Hollander!)

[vivere.livejournal.com]

I'm enamoured of him (all over again)! His eyes are so pretty -- and of course his neckguhguhguhguh.

-sighhhhhhh-

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

So very very pretty. He makes me want to never get out of bed. And I feel honoured that my children will have those eyes XD

OHHHH THE NECK. *is still waiting patiently for someone to upload Genie in the House*

[princesslucky.livejournal.com]

oh dear lord. I ♥ you, and i LOVE that you know which ep the miraculous Will neck!porn starts to appear in. XD

I was wondering where this was!!!!!!! But don't worry, i think it was worth the wait.

Ok, I was doing well enough, i was conscious at least for the team!Lurk bit, then came teh Boyfriends bit. I passed out for a good 10 minutes. *FLAILS AND STARES*

"POO ON FACE"....... I can honestly say i've never before this moment been jealous of poo. PLUS ZOMG BEST FACE EVER!!!!

His hair boggles my very brain. alikgjnialjfisa.

I really never truly appreciated Will's faces when i was watching s1. You're right, freeze frame is our friend, He has so many adorable jems that are so quick you can miss them!!!!!!!! Loved that you did a background!Will. I think the next Rh ep i'm just going to stare at will the whole time he's on screen. yeah. That's a good plan.

I'm actually already have been working on icons of several of the caps here! XD I'm taking some of yours of course, cause OMG. Made me SO happy you posted the Allan/will blowing kiss cap, because my rh cap source didn't cap that right!! idiots.

Allan!spam would be great!!!! Just cause i'm so aljfdsialjALLAN, but seriously you should do both. ;D

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing obsessively! Ad Will is certainly worth doing *filth*

I LOVE THE BOYFRIENDS. "Jealous Of Poo" is probably a rather sorry state of affairs, but this is the RH fandom! Anything goes here!

Will!watching is what gets me through some of the less-than-stellar eps, LOL. And it is a most pleasant distraction. *is distracted*

I'm definitely going to do both, it's just a question of priorities...

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

You said Allan!spam first, you minx. Allan!spam- bring it home for Team Leather.

Gah! This is everything that I dreamed it would be and more. Can I just point out that in Will & Allan's 'I like the same girl scene' they are wearing MATCHING SCARVES! Matching scarves, people- matching scarves. Mmmmm hmmmm... that's right.

So, so much beautiful, pretty. Unfortunately cannot stay in and read all day like userpic!Sunday a la Baines on account of Uni/work. This is poo. But I will be back inbetween to get tickets so that we can see The Neck in all of its (naked) glory.

Love you! xXx

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Wifey! bring it home for Team Leather
It's so indecent, I LOVE it!

Matching scarves is a clear indicator of woodland sex. This is a FACT.

*snuggles pooface!Will*

[precious-rosie.livejournal.com]

Allanspam please!!! I'm with lil_chauteuse here, Joe Armstrong is so very beautiful, it hurts... ♥ xx

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

LOL, how did I know you were going to say that?!

[halfapint.livejournal.com]

Back when you said assume you want to lick him?

I think Allan wanted to lick him, too. XD

Plus - both like the same girl? OT3 FTW!!! (There is no denying~)

Oh I think I'm going to die from all the pretty. Or the real vauge need to lick Harry's neck. O_o

BOTH! ALLAN!SPAM AND MUCH!SPAM! XD I don't care what order, DO BOTH! THEY ARE BOTH SO PRETTY and Sam pulls some of the BEST faces ever. Much does the "I am sad" and "Robin you're an idiot!" faces. Allan gets the "I am guilty and I'm SORRY GUYS" along with many moments of "wtf?" or "lol!". So they are both in need of serious spammage.

DUDE THAT PICTURE OF JOHN AND WILL AND ALLAN WAS SO PRETTY! *steals*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Allan always wants to lick him. He's only human, after all XD

BOW DOWN TO THE POWER OF THE OT3! I do so love my woodland floozies.

I will do them both, I promise!

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU! this was scrummy. I especially loved the Will/Allan section, ah so much love for this.

In answer to your question, I love Much but ALLLAAAAAAN spam pls pls pls!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Hee, you're welcome! The BOYFRIENDS deserve much screentime and love ♥

[tijsmans.livejournal.com]

I love your Will Scarlett picspams. Just thought I'd mention it. :)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[partofthequeue2.livejournal.com]

Allan!Spam for the win!!

It is true what you say about boyfriends and synchronised violence, it's all that tension that builds up during the day, it has to be let out somewhere ...

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

So very, very true :) Excuse me, I've come over all funny...

[miss-noodles.livejournal.com]

omg.
Will Scarlett: he has a boyfriend.

LOVE THESE.

As for the Much/Allan spam... gawd. Allan. No, Much. No, Allan. Allan. XP

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YEAH HE DOES!

I know, I know. It is tricky to choose :(

[yorkshirewench.livejournal.com]

Oh my word. I think I love you and want to have your babies. So much prettyandneckpornandemoaxeandprettyandboyfriendsandcloaksandchainsandpretty *dies*

Lines FTW:

Foliage accentuates the pretty. Little John, realising he will never ever be as pretty as Will, tears his hair.

Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars)

So, you and your boyfriend like the same girl. BURN. However, you ultimately win because you've seen her boobies. *high fives Will* THWAP!

Allan!spam or Much!spam? ALLAN!SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks! It is rather pornish pretty, isn't it?

Duly noted :)

[thestorymaker.livejournal.com]

**Cannot come up with words to describe the pure enjoyment and gliggling delightfulness of what she has just scrolled through and so stays silent in awe of your magnificent acheivement in capturing the prettiness of Will 'I love my axe, my boyfriend, my gang' Scarlett in all these pics**

Much!Spam gets my vote!!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Will 'I love my axe, my boyfriend, my gang' Scarlett
Yup, that's pretty much his order of priorities!

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Today, through no effort of my own, I have a day entirely to myself.

Hot damn! thought I, and sat my bottom in front of the TV to finish watching Vital Signs, just because H is in it.

It was deeply unsatisfying in its conclusion, (I suspect that they were hoping for a second series) so I came to find solace here in LJland, and what should I find?

PART TWO OF SOPHIE'S MASTERPLAN TO DESTROY EVERYONE'S SELF CONTROL!!

And supersquee Tuesday commenced.

I have seen many a fine example of manbeauty in my life. I seek it out, I revel in it. And yet, in these last 31 years, I swear I have not found anyone as pretty as this man.

He is... lish. It's like lush, but has that all important element of 'lick' in it too.

I laughed, I squeaked, I even stroked the screen at one point.

This is what you have brought me to, and I THANK you for it!

I can only think that when they were filming 1x09 that it was hot in hungary. (Well, hotter than it normally is when the cast are striding around in all their heat-creating gorgeousness.) And thank the sun gods for that. Not only did it introduce us to the new religion that is neck!porn, but it also gave us that super-snug long sleeved t-shirt that empasises more than it covers!! (Though in the 1940s starlet pics, there is some evidence of a T-shirt that maybe his mum told him to keep on...)

This looks like the merest hint of a pout to me - but it's overwhelmed by the John!pout that is happening to the right. Who'da thought?!

I have only two things left to say, you will be relieved to read.

1: Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars) - agree so much that I've strained a muscle.

2: That 'pretend prisoner' scene was what sealed it for me. Yes, the picture IS good.

3: (never could count) I could bear some Much!spam, I really could. Though if everyone else chooses Al, I'm not going to pout.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

WOAH, UBER-COMMENT! :D

Did you actually watch ALL of Vital Signs? I 'm very impressed; we watched the first episode and then fast-forwarded to the bits with Harry in. What happened to Roy? I agree, I was totally WTF about the ending. So... He's burnt all his school books and is keeping a job which is really, really bad for his health? All right then.

LOOOL, when did you stroke the screen? I can definitely advise against licking it, though. Static shocks can be really nasty.

You're right! That is a tshirt. IT'S TOO LATE, MRS LLOYD! WE'VE VIOLATED HIM ALREADY!!!!

[sazzat.livejournal.com]

*dies* So much pretty!

*worships*

XD

This has made me very happy. I snurched a bunch...I hope that's ok?

And you are sooo right about all things Will/Allan :D

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

Snurching is definitely okay!