The Will!Spam: Part The First

[sophieisgod]

And this is how obsession manifests in people who don't get enough sleep and watch too much Robin Hood.


I decided, for purely organisational purposes and defintely NOT because I am an obsessive fangirl, oh no, to group these delicious pictures in themes. Enjoy!

Will Scarlett: Action Man (with heavy emphasis on Axe!Love)
Will has an axe. He chops things with it. Sometimes he hits people with it. Sometimes he just uses it to look menacing. One thing is certain: Will loves his axe. Of course, he has many action!moments which are axeless, but they're very tricky to screencap.

He uses the axe to signal to his comrades


He fondles it when he is nervous


He uses it to accesorize and complement his general adorableness


He uses it to greatly enhance his boyband credentials






Of course, there are times when Will, resourceful as he is, uses *other* things. Sometimes, he uses a sword




Sometimes, he catches things with one hand while he is running quite fast


Sometimes, he slides down things in a menacing manner


But sometimes, all he really needs to scare his enemies is a big piece of wood and some patented Harry Lloyd Crazy Eyes


Will Scarlett: He Knows Crafty Secrets
Trained as a carpenter, our boy is good with wood. Sometimes, this gives him secret knowledge which he reveals in an incredibly deliciously adorable manner.

The 'only me and my dad know how to do it just like that' face:




Will: *is proud*
Sophie: *is dead*




The 'I know a secret about hinges' face:


The face of one who has totally just utilised his secret hinge-based knowledge:


The 'I've just made the most adorable gift EVER for your baby' face:




The 'I've just had a lock-related brainwave' face:


The 'I can totally make keys out of wood and save all our lives' face:




Will Scarlett: He Likes Girls
Well, one girl. And boy, is he a smoothie...

Will sees boobs. Will is shocked.




Will looks pretty while learning science from a girl






Will knows a secret about the boy-who-is-really-a-girl (because he saw her boobs)






Will is adorably glad that the girl is staying






Will Scarlett: He Is Stealth
Part of being a succesful outlaw is lurking. Will lurks very well.





Sometimes, he utilises a cloak to maximise his lurking mystique




But, he does his best lurking work with Allan. This is teamwork. Or teamlurk, if you will.




Will Scarlett: Sometimes He Feels Blue
Life in the forest can be tough on everyone, and Will is just a youngling. It is therefore entirely understandable that sometimes he looks sad/pensive/generally delicious.



Somehow, sadness makes his profile look even better






The nights are hard...


And the days are also hard...










This picture makes me go all wibbly like a jelly


Sometimes, not even the axe can cheer Will up. These are dark days.






Will Scarlett: He Hates The Sheriff
He also hates Guy of Gisborne, tax collectors and the general injustice of everything. Grrrr.















Will Scarlett: Gives Good Squee
Words cannot express how adorable this is.





Will Scarlett: Just Generally Lovely

He occasionally looks cute while touching a horse




Sometimes, he is Not Impressed


Sometimes, he Is Impressed


The 'I wasn't scared!' face:


Sometimes, he looks slightly baffled






Will occasionally offers less-than helpful input re: the possible death of his comrades


On other occasions, his input is very useful. See how he directs poor, confused Much towards Little John? WITH HIS AXE?


Will + a baby = a great big puddle of me






This one's for templa_otmena, the sicko. WILL SCARLETT'S CREEPY HORSE FACE


But, he also makes faces like this one, which make me want to squeeze him


In conclusion, he is generally edible and deserving of much love.




PART TWO COMING SOON!

Comments

[sazzat.livejournal.com]

Great caps!

It's ok to snurch some, right?

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And go for it, no problem :D

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU TRYING TO FINISH ME OFF?!

You are an obsession feeding minx and I should wag my finger at you, but instead I am hanging on part two like a total eejit.

The 'I've just had a lock-related brainwave' face

Now WITH bonus dirty-fingernails hand!porn.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

CURSES, YOU HAVE SEEN THROUGH MY EVIL PLAN TO KILL ALL HARRY FANGIRLS, THUS ELIMINATING ALL MY COMPETITION!

An obsession feeding minx, hmmm? I quite like that. I might get business cards made up :)

PHNAR at dirty hands!Harry.

[psychie.livejournal.com]

He is very handsome.

Don't forget to take notes on STE. ♠

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

That he is. And of course I won't! I might possibly have to tape it, though, because I'm going to the pictures. Shit. I am such a bad eunuch priest. If all else fails, I'll take notes on the Sunday omnibus!

STE FTW!

[anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com]

i fucking love you

PART TWO OF THE WILL!SPAM.

I'M SO EXCITED.

/FROLICS

ohhhh harry. i love you forever.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*basks in glory*

Part Two is in progress! I want to get it up by Saturday, but I've got a major essay due Monday, for which I have written not a word. *weighs priorities* It'll be up by Saturday!

And ever and ever and ever.

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

HARRYLAND, HERE WE COME

oh my goodness, you and your commentary are going to be the DEATH OF ME, WOMAN!!! ZOMFG. I was laughing like a maniac throughout all of that.

I have no words. I'm rendered speechless.

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU &hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&heartsv

HARRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

p.s. see that baby that he's carrying? Yep, that would be ours;) (mine and Harry's, that is)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*packs suitcase*

LOL, I'm glad you enjoyed it! ♥

Question: Is it sad that I'm sad that the S2 boxset won't be out for like a year? I WANT HARRY IN MY BEDROOM!

Oh, so it's like that, is it? I'm here, slaving away at the picspam, while you're off gallivanting with our *shared property* and making babies? NOT COOL.

[snugduff.livejournal.com]

fdghgfffghhhg...

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Harry seems to have that effect on many...

[princesslucky.livejournal.com]

Omggg. I feel lightheaded... but in a good way. I am LOVING your picspams liek woah, the comments are hilarious and spot on. something about this cap just gets me. He looks... deliciously French if that makes sense. XD His s1 hair is L-O-V-E.

I think Will likes being capped by you because you caught THE BEST Will!faces everrrrrr. btw, I nabbed some of these!! Hope thats ok, if i use them i will surely credit. However if I just stare at them on my computer I will not credit. SO looking forward to pt 2!!!!!!!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks! I'm glad you're enjoying the pretties :D

I think Will does like being capped by me. I tell him so frequently, the message is bound to sink in sooner or later... *is not a stalker, oh no* And hee, he does look vaguely French. Oh dear, now i'm imagining Harry speaking French and I shall have to go and have a lie down.

Nab away!

[vivere.livejournal.com]

I wish I could be in HARRYLAND(!!!!) every day.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

You'll have to speak to artemislives, she's in charge of the shuttle.

[miss-noodles.livejournal.com]

I
I honestly
I just
AKLDJSAKLDJALKJASKLDA.
"The face of one who has totally just utilised his secret hinge-based knowledge"
This had me LOLing so hard you don't even know.

.. I WANT HINGE-BASED KNOWLEDGE.
Is it okay if I icon some of these? I'll drop you a comment if/when I post them, if it's okay. :)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

:D

Everyone wants hinge-based knowledge, but only a select few ever attain it. That is why it is so very precious.

Sure, go ahead! I'd like to see them :)

[demonickiwi.livejournal.com]

"But, he does his best lurking work with Allan. This is teamwork. Or teamlurk, if you will."

*snerks*

You are fabulous!

[yokiem.livejournal.com]

That was really lovely and funny! Can't wait for part 2!

[lankyguy.livejournal.com]

Glorious! Thank you.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! :D

[three-nails.livejournal.com]

He uses it to greatly enhance his boyband credentials
BAHAHAHA =D

JEEZ he is beautiful.

Will knows a secret about the boy-who-is-really-a-girl (because he saw her boobs)
Allan completely distracts me in this scene =D. Also, I think you'll find he is ALSO in love with aforementioned BOY ;P.

Will Scarlett: He Hates The Sheriff
He also hates Guy of Gisborne, tax collectors and the general injustice of everything. Grrrr.
LOL so true =D.

Sometimes, he is Not Impressed
Sometimes, he Is Impressed
LOL best pics ever XD.

On other occasions, his input is very useful. See how he directs poor, confused Much towards Little John? WITH HIS AXE?
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD!

WILL SCARLETT'S CREEPY HORSE FACE
I HATE THAT FACE. I PREFER TO PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Can't wait for part 2, hun =D.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I love him, Sarah! I think I should seek help because this is all getting very distracting.

OT3 FOR LIFE, YO! The next part will be more slashy, I swear. How could it not be? IT HAS THE BIG GAY ADVENTURE!!!! And I do love shouldn't-have-swallowed-that weird-root!Allan. He does such amusing groaning.

I am also not a fan of CREEPY HORSE FACE. My housemate, however, kind of likes it. She is currently refusing all medical attention, so there's nothing I can do!

[rosa23lyn.livejournal.com]

He also hates Guy of Gisborne, tax collectors and the general injustice of everything. Grrrr.
lololol!

*basks in the adorableness*
I loved this! Can't wait for part 2!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

Heavens above, that's Will-with-a-baby! *stares*

[cometotheedge.livejournal.com]

Hey, for the second week in a row one of your picspams has made my Thursday morning less rubbish! I declare you Queen of Making Thursdays Suck Less :D

'boyband credentials' - oh thank god, I thought it was just me who noticed Will starts randomly voguing there.

This is the thing about Will not talking much: he doesn't have Quotes so much as Looks:

Help! Unexpected Breasts!

*regarding Robert of York's door* You've had some cowboys in here mate.

Not to mention about three thousand variations on Allan, for fuck's sake.

*bounces* Part Two! Part Two! I'd ask for it on Thursday but I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Do I get a coronation and/or a crown?

about three thousand variations on Allan, for fuck's sake
Awww, I luff my boys!

Part Two should be up on Saturday, hopefully :D

[yourmanuscript.livejournal.com]

SAHJBDYUDHBCYUKSHJNCJNS! ILY. AND HARRY.

That is all.

[gingersuzal.livejournal.com]

This makes me VERY VERY happy =D He is too adorable NOT to love! =]

It's only 8.15am but I have pizza and Will so I'm happy =]

[thestorymaker.livejournal.com]

Oh me Goshness

I had to pause scrolling down halfway through because I was laughing so much I couldn't see through tears

Then my sis started banging on the wall because I was giggling to loudly

I also said 'Bow chicka wow wow' a few times

I agree..Horse face..a little creepy

Teamlurk! Coolness!!

Lou xx

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Hee, glad you enjoyed it! :D

I also said 'Bow chicka wow wow' a few times
This made me laugh so hard I'm glad there were no liquids being consumed at the time. Porno!Will FTW!

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

I knew it! Today when I exercised my morning ritual of rolling over in bed and snatching up my laptop from the floor I KNEW that this would be waiting for us. All thanks to the recent sacrifices made by you, sophieisgod. You are noble.

The few thoughts that I have been able to muster on account of mind turning to goo-
x He FONDLES his axe when nervous!
x Enhancing boyband credentials!
x Caps of Will. Caps of Fake!baby and Will. Caps of Fake!baby and Will and Allan.
x Will's first boob face.
x His proud I-know/have-a-secret-and-I-am-going-to-tell-you-because-you-are-my-woodland-family-and-I-love-you-all-but-I-also-want-to-see-your-approval face.
x Teamlurk- 'Sometimes, he utilises a cloak to maximise his lurking mystique.'
x The dark days and being the idealistic centre of The Gang i.e. He hates the Sheriff and Guy, that lad.
x He has a way with all good beasts.
x He POINTS with that axe, he does.
x YOU are amazing and
x His scary!horse face, emphasised by Bryan Adams.

Love you, Wifey. Please let us all know when the first visit to HARRYLAND is planned xXx

Now... which userpic to gift you with...

Fiiiiiyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Wooooooahhh! It is true, I am incredibly noble. Bound for academic failure, but noble notheless.

FAKE!BABY FOR THE WIN! *bounces wildly*

I-know/have-a-secret-and-I-am-going-to-tell-you-because-you-are-my-woodland-family-and-I-love-you-all-but-I-also-want-to-see-your-approval
I actually love him. Will needs more hugs!

HARRYLAND is happening once we have destroyed the world in our attempts to scarifice to the TV gods in order to make Harry get his hipbones out. Any day now, basically.

Also, I think I shall have to do Allan!spam soon, because he is so very delicious. Shit.

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

PS- Will's post-first!boob face scene has Allan all over it. Methinks this is the writers going for BAFTA with contextual homosexual undertones xXx

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

I SO want there to be a BAFTA in that category.

Can you imagine the acceptance speech kissings?

BECAUSE I CAN

*makes scary obsessive face*

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

Brilliant as always! :D
It's times like these when I feel like I watched series 1 with my eyes shut. I lol'd at the cap of Will pointing to Little John with his axe. Time for a rewatch methinks

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Thanks! LOL, it's amazing what you pick up when you use the frame-by-frame button *definitely has too much time on her hands*

[velvet-midnight.livejournal.com]

NGHHHHHHhhhhh

He is absolutely beautiful. I love every single part of him. xD

generally edible and deserving of much love ---damn straight

Okay, is it just me, or in the 2nd "hood" pic....does he look like a Jedi?

Oooh, there's a 2nd part coming!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

NGHHHHHHhhhhh
That pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?

Jedi!Will... I like it.

[thedreamygirl.livejournal.com]

This is what your picspams do to me. *points to icon*

Also because I've been wanting to make icons but have no time to search for caps while pretending to do my essay I'm snagging most of these.


Annnnd Shia tonight! I shall see you at YSC, yes?

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YES YOU HAVE TO TAKE LOTS AND MAKE ICONS OF THEM RIGHT NOW! SCREW ESSAYS! THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING INSTEAD OF MY ESSAY! LET'S ALL GO DOWN ON THE GOOD SHIP FAILURE TOGETHER!!!!!

I don't know if I'll make it for the setup part, but I'll definitely see you there. SHIA! Woop woop!

[little-giddy.livejournal.com]

You make me happy with your wit and screen caps.

Also, I haven't seen s1!Will in ages in cap form, so I now think we should start a "Feed the Boy" campaign, since he's looking mighty skinny in s2 :S

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Bless you for you kind words! Poor Skinny Will. We don't want to feed him up too much, though... I like him lean.

[maddie-jane.livejournal.com]

well what can i say ? well not much with all this squeeing tbh but hell fan-bloody-tastic stuff there.

can't wait to see more :)