she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes

I guess he was good-looking in R+J... I just hated that movie. Not because it was terribly bad - just because I hate Romeo and Juliet. And I adore Shakespeare. I guess it's just that it's the message of "go rashly get married to some whiny kid and then kill yourself over him." I fail to see the romance in that.

And the blood is all like "SPLATTER!" Hardcore, indeed.

And you know what? Mal and Inara never kiss! For real! Damn you Joss! *goes off and builds a shrine anyway*