"Good morning Baltimooooooore! There's the flasher that lives next door!" :)
It was hot. I am warped. But just imagine a Phelps twin doing it. Also, I have been dwelling on Oliver's crooked smile more than is healthy. Leading us nicely to...
5 things I would do to try and get thrown into prison 1. Hold up a stables, demanding they get Oliver there sharpish, before I start setting fire to bales of hay 2. Handcuff myself to a twin and swallowing the key 3. Ambush, Robin Hood style 4. Inadvertently get caught by the Internet Police 5. As a last resort... Kidnapping
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Date: 2007-08-13 09:13 pm (UTC)It was hot. I am warped. But just imagine a Phelps twin doing it. Also, I have been dwelling on Oliver's crooked smile more than is healthy. Leading us nicely to...
5 things I would do to try and get thrown into prison
1. Hold up a stables, demanding they get Oliver there sharpish, before I start setting fire to bales of hay
2. Handcuff myself to a twin and swallowing the key
3. Ambush, Robin Hood style
4. Inadvertently get caught by the Internet Police
5. As a last resort... Kidnapping