Cylon Soulmates Bring Me Joy!

[sophieisgod]

+ OH GOOD GOD THE NEW EPIC PRE-PREVIOUSLY SEGMENT IS FUCKING FANTASTIC. ONE WAS SACRIFICED. ASDGAKEFGAGAEUGAEG. Ellen & Saul, CYLON SOULMATES 4EVA, YO.

+ HELL YEAH REBIRTH! Ohh, final!Ellen is so epically awesome that the centurions are in awe of her.

+ ANDERRRRRS. Still alive and in surgery with no hair and hallucinating! AWESOME. OH SHIT THERE'S A BULLET IN HIS BRAIN. And Kara's right there with him, and ohhh you two, I really do love you a lot. Sometimes I feel bad that Kara/Lee is somehow my least favourite of all my Kara ships, but then ANDERS LOVES HER SO VERY MUCH and meep. They make me meep with their awesome sex and guilt.

+ ELLEN! Ellen loves the water! She made Cavill in the shape of her father and then fucked him! OH THIS SHOW. OH MY MIND IS SO CONFUSED. If this is eighteen months ago, did Cavill always know she was the final? Did he know who the others were? Has she just been hidden with Cavill all this time? ELLEN IS KIND OF MAGNIFICENT, THIS IS SO ACES.

+ "I need a chief and all I have is a Galen." ♥ OH BOYS. But I don't like this! GALACTICA BETTER NOT BREAK, DAMMIT. But now I can call him 'Chief' again! MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK, WHAT WHAT.

+ Ohhh, Kara/Anders! And she's all tender and desperate and he's all kind of weirdly born-again with the clarity and whatnot, and there are apparently ~layers~ and YAY FOR A DYLAN FOUR REUNION, is what I say. Love Kara's vague WTF look aussi. OH KIDS.

+ ELLEN LOOKS SMOKING HOT IN THAT ALL-BLACK ENSEMBLE. And she coded them sleepy to make them more human! Ellen! ♥ And BOOMER! I've missed my poor misguided little robot! Heh, I am loving Ellen-as-the-Cylon-mommy so much, her exchanges with Cavill are GOLD. But ohh, Boomer! "He's teaching me to be a better machine." BOOMER NEEDS HUGS. HUGS FROM CHIEF. God, I cannot reiterate enough how much I am loving Ellen. APPLE SYMBOLISM, WHAT WHAT.

+ HOMG CYLON BACKSTORY! SAUL & ELLEN, CYLON SOULMATES. Hee, everybody is completely WTF at Tory/Chief, it is amusing.

+ Ohh, Laura & Lee! SHE WANTS TO MAKE HIM PRESIDENT APOLLO SO HE CAN REBUILD THE CRAPPY SYSTEM. This is making me teary. "Well, I'll try to be smarter. And wronger." OH YOU TWO ♥ Leeeeland, I love your righteousness in spite of your hair.

+ EXCUSE ME WHILE I FREAK OUT OVER CHIEF BEING BACK IN HIS OVERALLS *does so*

+ EIGHT HUMANOID MODELS WTF????? (Sam! Don't die please!)

+ Wait, Ellen and Cavill are talking about Number Seven. Does this mean Ellen is NOT one of the numbered models (I suppose if she created them she wouldn't be)? Cavill's rant is so insane and awesome. And talking to Boomer about LOVE, OMG. "Who would I want to love?" AND CUT TO CHIEF. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

+ I am really enjoying how the blame for everything is all tangled up with the humans and the Finals and the Cylons. GNARLY IS BETTER, PEOPLE. And minor lulz at Sam's sudden scientific brain knowledge. But not really, because Kara decides to fix/break him again, and after she knows how much it hurts to want to remember, and BOTH THEIR FACES ARE KILLING ME, OH KARA. And that is a beautiful deathglare at the wanky surgeon.

+ "If you don't tell me how to rebuild resurrection, I'm going to cut open your head and look for it there." CAVILL THAT IS JUST NASTY.

+ OMG CAVILL KILLED THE FINAL FIVE. WTF. He really is a problem child. Interesting that if Cavill is One and all athiesty and rebellious, then Leoben was next. OH SHOW. But SEVEN WAS THE DANIEL. DANIEL DIED. WHAT DOES THIS MEEEEEAN?

+ Ugh, pregnant!Six. I STILL REALLY DO NOT LIKE THIS WHOLE ARC. But it is weirdly adorable to hear Tigh's raspy old man voice getting all cute about baby stuff. BUT THE WHOLE THING IS OOKY, ESPECIALLY BEACUSE YOUR CYLON SOULMATE IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, YOU IDIOT.

+ Heh, I love how when Ellen lists off all the ways Cavill has frakked with them, she doesn't mention Tory. NOBODY CARES ABOUT TORY.

+ I AM INTRUIGED BY THIS DANIEL CHARACTER. Although I hope we meet him at some point, because otherwise it just seems like something of an insert to cover the fact that they screwed up the numbering (HOLLA, EIGHT!)

+ Aww, Galactica is dying. And Adama is really weird about what Cylonity he will accept or not. AND CHIEF IS BACK IN HIS OVERALLS.

+ "I thought maybe I was the Seven. I need to be something." OH KARA ♥

+ DUDE ARE THEY ACTUALLY GOING TO CUT ELLEN'S HEAD OPEN? That is horrible, horrible. BUT HELL YESSSSSS ELLEN AND BOOMER ESCAPING FTW! NOW GO AND FIND YOUR CYLON SOULMATES.

+ OH SAM

+ "Do whatever you have to do to save our girl." OH BOYS. Also, Adama's drinking/pills thing is somewhat worrying, y/n?

+ YAY CHIEF GETTING HIS BUILD ON

+ OH GOD, NOT MORE CYLONIC BABY NONSENSE. You two are skeeving me out so hardcore, PLEASE STOP IT. Although, 'Liam'? Huh.

+ OH HELL YES BOOMER AND ELLEN ARE COMING TO GALACTICA. AND HOMG CHIEF IS ON THE DECK I ACTUALLY CANNOT STOP GRINNING AND HEY HOTDOG YOU AMUSE ME AND BOOMER/CHIEF BOOMER/CHIEF HE RECOGNISED HER AND GOT ALL SEXY IN HER FACE.
"NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. THIS IS BOOMER."
I AM AWASH WITH LOVE. BOOMER/CHIEF, BABY. But oops she shot Adama that one time. SEXYTIMES IN THE BRIG, YES PLEASE.
AND ELLEN AND SAUL, CYLON SOULMATES MAKING OUT AND CAUSING STARBUCK TO PULL DISGUSTED FACES. OHHHH I LOVE EVERYTHING TODAY.

+ Ohhh, the Tighs are making me meep with the way they're looking at each other. And Hogan's doing it with only one eye! FIERCE.

+ HEE, CULT BALTAR, you always make me smile with your shrieking. And Gaius' hair is looking spectacular! It's so tall! And snarky!acolyte is making me happy. EVERYTHING IS GOOD TODAY!

+ Heh, Cylons have weird marital disuptes. YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY OUR ROBOTIC DAUGHTEER? WELL I WAS THINKING OF YOU THE WHOLE TIME! THAT'S KIND OF OOKY!

+ Um, can I just say? I WOULD ENJOY STROKING THE CHIEF'S FACE LIKE ELLEN JUST DID.

+ CYLON INFIGHTING IS THE BEST INFIGHTING EVERRRRRR. "You must have been laughing your shiny shiny head off." ELLEN, LIGHT OF MY LIFE! And Chief being all bemused and "fuck this shit" ALLLL THE TIME, I LOVE HIM SO EFFING MUCH.

+ LOLING FOREVER AT GAIUS PULLING A SCARLETT O'HARA AND WANTING TO JUST ~FEED THE CHILDREN~. Never change, Gaius Baltar, do you hear me?

+ "You go see Boomer in the brig yet?" HEY KARA SHIPS MY SHIP! Also, the reference to Cylon Soulmate Makeouts reminding of her parents - DO WE THINK KARADADDY MIGHT POSSIBLY = DANIEL? PERHAPS? He was ~artistic~ and shit, wasn't he?

+ Dude, that Ellen & Caprica scene was SO UNCOMFORTABLE. Sheesh.

+ I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THE RETURN OF THE GAIUS/HEAD!SIX TAG TEAM OF AWESOME MANIPULATION AND CRACK. SO VERY IN LOVE.

+ Man, I don't want the Cylons to peel off again. MESSED-UP UNITY IS THE FUTURE, KIDS. And Crusty Old Tigh and his non-declarations of love are getting me all misty-eyed, WHAT.

+ OH GAIUS. WHAT. Cult Baltar are proper creaming over their guns, it is the sickest kind of funny.

+ OH HEY CHIEF WATCHING BOOMER SLEEP. I am going to be so gutted if he leaves with the other Cylons and she is stuck on Galactica in the brig.

+ OH HEY ANDERS HAS BRAINWAVES AGAIN!

+ Aaaaand now I'm crying over the Old Man Tag Team of Awesome hugging it out. HE WAS GOING TO NAME HIS SON AFTER ADAAAAAMA, OH MY DAYS.

Right, guess which scene I'll be replaying roughly a billion times this week? ♥

Comments

[darkangsty42.livejournal.com]

LOLING FOREVER AT GAIUS PULLING A SCARLETT O'HARA AND WANTING TO JUST ~FEED THE CHILDREN~.

I may have choked. AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DEATH AS I AM ALONE TONIGHT. IT FALLS INTO LIZ LEMON'S FEARS OF LIVING ALONE.

But seriously, I am SO glad head!Six is back.

I personally think Daniel's either Kara's father, or possibly Kara herself, as they were discussing the screwed up amniotic fluid, so maybe she switched genders?

So, by extension, and re: Sarah's thoughts on lack of ship conclusion with Leoben - maybe when he saw her body on Earth, he figured out it was Daniel and decided to jump 50 feet away from the crazy robotic space incest that's been going on? IDK. Just thoughts.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY HAD HIM SAY "AS GOD IS MY WITNESS" I ACTUALLY CANNOT. Jane Espenson wins everything forever.

HEAD!SIX! I have missed her so, especially since Caprica is creepy when she's all maternal. God, S1 head!Six with the making Gaius masturbate in public and DRIVING HIM ACTUALLY ROUND THE BEND AND TO VARIOUS RELIGIOUS EPIPHANIES.

Oooh, the Daniel = Kara theory is interesting. I like that the crazy epic 'Kara sees things!' episode is 17 - same as "Maelstrom", right?

[darkangsty42.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm really holding out for the possibility that Kara is Daniel. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE IN 6 DAYS.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

AWESOME. Ooh, what was the dying leader theory?

[darkangsty42.livejournal.com]

Galactica herself.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

HOMG I LOVE IT.

WHAT.

INSANITY.