The Will!Spam: Part The Second

[sophieisgod]

Huge, continent-sized apologies and regrets for the belated nature of this picspam. I just wanted to keep him for myself, basically.


Once again, note my incredible obsessional organisational skillz. Caps are chosen with love and not, as you might think, a result of random dribbling into the keyboard. Snagging for sexy icons and suchlike is emphatically encouraged.

Will Scarlett: Angry Stance
The second half of the season saw something new for our boy: a pose which said 'I'm totally a badass outlaw with an attitude problem'. Well, sort of.


This looks like the merest hint of a pout to me


Angry Stance: Now with added bonus!axe!


Angry-with-a-tinge-of-sadness Stance, the lamb


NECK!PORN ALERT!


Will Scarlett: Background Artiste
Some of Harry's best work happens in the back of shot. The lesson here? FREEZE FRAME IS YOUR FRIEND.

Mildly amused background!Will


Angsty, slightly out-of-focus background!Will


Profile!background!Will!




Slightly inebriated background!Will


Angry Stance!background!Will


Showing-off-biceps background!Will


Will Scarlett: Gang Member
He's in Robin's crew. His role is to chop things and know hinge-based secrets and look very, very pretty.


Foliage accentuates the pretty. Little John, realising he will never ever be as pretty as Will, tears his hair.


Gangs can be intimidating... Sort of. Well, they try, bless them.


Will: *is pretty*
Sophie: *is dead*






The Outlaws = The Von Trapp Family Singers. MUSICAL EPISODE, PLZ!


This really isn't fair. This picture has the cloak, the neck AND the axe. Can you sue the BBC for damage caused by an exploding fangirl?


I love the gang.


Will Scarlett: Lurker Extraordinaire
He is so very stealth.


Cloak FTW!




STEALTHY LIKE A PANTHER!!!




And now, a little something I like to call TEAMLURK.


THE CLOAKS! THE CLOAKS! *expires*




Will Scarlett: He Has A Boyfriend
Will/Allan is love, people.

Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars)






Boyfriends are Really Fucking Attractive


WILL AND ALLAN'S BIG GAY ADVENTURE
Boyfriends sit together in the rain








*GRATUITOUS NECK!PORN ALERT*




Will has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!


Will no longer has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!


The OMG ALLAN WANTS TO MEET MY FAMILY face ♥


Bottoms up!


LET THE BIG GAY ADVENTURE COMMENCE!


Will Scarlett: We Shall Overcome
It's hard being such a pretty outlaw. Sometimes things consipre against you to try and make you appear less pretty. Chin up, Will! You're still a fox.

VERY DODGY LIGHTING




Badly-lit NECK!PORN!


Adorable boy...


BETTER LIGHTING WHICH ENHANCES THE SEXY










POO ON FACE




Will Scarlett: He ♥ His Axe
The axe. It is a utility tool. It is a weapon. It helps him deal with his emotions.

Emo!Axe








Why use your knuckles to knock on doors when you have an AXE?


CLOAK & AXE COMBO FTW!


Will Scarlett: Why Is Robin Being A Douche?
Its's hard being an outlaw when your brave leader won't let you go and rescue your girl.
















Will Scarlett: Well, This Is Awkward
So, you and your boyfriend like the same girl. BURN. However, you ultimately win because you've seen her boobies. *high fives Will* THWAP!










Will Scarlett: He Gets His Neck Out
In 1x09, something miraculous happens. Will Scarlett takes off his scarf. Oh my.

Back-of-NECK!PORN!






Emo!Neck!


I am rapidly running out of valid commentary now, so for these next few, just assume that I said I WANT TO LICK HIM.








Will Scarlett: Wrongfully Imprisoned
Will. In a cloak. In CHAINS. I'll be in my bunk.








MY MIND CANNOT PROCESS THIS PICTURE. Is it good?








Will Scarlett: More Emo Than You






Will sheds a single, perfect tear...






Will Scarlett: Smooth Operator
Remember the menancing slide down the stairs in Part One? This is what that has become:


He also occasionally hides in fireplaces


Will Scarlett: Secretly Wants To Be A 1940s Starlet




Will Scarlett: So Very, Very Pretty






Sneaky girltouching! Noice.








THIGHSTRAP!!!!!!












In conclusion: HE IS DELICIOUS.



Quick question: Allan!spam or Much!spam?

Comments

[whywastewords.livejournal.com]

ALLAN SPAM ALLAN SPAM ALLAN SPAM!!!!!!!

All through this I kept betraying the Will and staring at Allan if he was in the picture. I'd forgotten about the funny cow's lick at the front of his hair, since he's got his emo boy do this year. And he and Will had so much bonding last year and now there's been none. Woe. Ever notice that Allan always stands with his hand on his hips? All commanding and commandy and... I REALLY want a shirtless Allan scene this series.

Oh. Yeah. This is a WILL spam. Well. I confess, I hardly noticed Will most of the time in series 1. Harry Lloyd himself only really got on my radar when I saw him out of the Will role in Doctor Who and realised how shockingly fearsome an actor he is. YOU my friend, have made me notice Will. Actually - you've made me fangirl him. Everything you've noticed and squeed about in series 2, I've went... 'hmmm, hey SHE'S RIGHT!!'

And so now I love the Will. He's tall and gangly, but gracefully so. His neck is REALLY long and muscley, and is better when obsevered in profile when he's craning it. His eyes are dark and sultry and all come hither. Even when he's having grown up man pain, he still looks like a little boy, and I love it.

I even think, if Harry had been maybe five or six years older, he'd have made as great a Robin Hood as Jonas does.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

WHOOO, CONVERSION! Fangirling Will FTW! I love that he gangles. Basically everything that you said, I love.

I do know what you mean about Allan, though. He is MOST distracting, the minx. SHIRTLESS ALLAN HAS TO HAPPEN.