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sophieisgod) wrote2007-11-26 10:23 pm
sophieisgod) wrote2007-11-26 10:23 pm
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The Will!Spam: Part The Second
Huge, continent-sized apologies and regrets for the belated nature of this picspam. I just wanted to keep him for myself, basically.
Once again, note my incredibleobsessional organisational skillz. Caps are chosen with love and not, as you might think, a result of random dribbling into the keyboard. Snagging for sexy icons and suchlike is emphatically encouraged.
Will Scarlett: Angry Stance
The second half of the season saw something new for our boy: a pose which said 'I'm totally a badass outlaw with an attitude problem'. Well, sort of.
This looks like the merest hint of a pout to me
Angry Stance: Now with added bonus!axe!
Angry-with-a-tinge-of-sadness Stance, the lamb
NECK!PORN ALERT!
Will Scarlett: Background Artiste
Some of Harry's best work happens in the back of shot. The lesson here? FREEZE FRAME IS YOUR FRIEND.
Mildly amused background!Will
Angsty, slightly out-of-focus background!Will
Profile!background!Will!
Slightly inebriated background!Will
Angry Stance!background!Will
Showing-off-biceps background!Will
Will Scarlett: Gang Member
He's in Robin's crew. His role is to chop things and know hinge-based secrets and look very, very pretty.
Foliage accentuates the pretty. Little John, realising he will never ever be as pretty as Will, tears his hair.
Gangs can be intimidating... Sort of. Well, they try, bless them.
Will: *is pretty*
Sophie: *is dead*
The Outlaws = The Von Trapp Family Singers. MUSICAL EPISODE, PLZ!
This really isn't fair. This picture has the cloak, the neck AND the axe. Can you sue the BBC for damage caused by an exploding fangirl?
I love the gang.
Will Scarlett: Lurker Extraordinaire
He is so very stealth.
Cloak FTW!
STEALTHY LIKE A PANTHER!!!
And now, a little something I like to call TEAMLURK.
THE CLOAKS! THE CLOAKS! *expires*
Will Scarlett: He Has A Boyfriend
Will/Allan is love, people.
Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars)
Boyfriends are Really Fucking Attractive
WILL AND ALLAN'S BIG GAY ADVENTURE
Boyfriends sit together in the rain
*GRATUITOUS NECK!PORN ALERT*
Will has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!
Will no longer has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!
The OMG ALLAN WANTS TO MEET MY FAMILY face ♥
Bottoms up!
LET THE BIG GAY ADVENTURE COMMENCE!
Will Scarlett: We Shall Overcome
It's hard being such a pretty outlaw. Sometimes things consipre against you to try and make you appear less pretty. Chin up, Will! You're still a fox.
VERY DODGY LIGHTING
Badly-lit NECK!PORN!
Adorable boy...
BETTER LIGHTING WHICH ENHANCES THE SEXY
POO ON FACE
Will Scarlett: He ♥ His Axe
The axe. It is a utility tool. It is a weapon. It helps him deal with his emotions.
Emo!Axe
Why use your knuckles to knock on doors when you have an AXE?
CLOAK & AXE COMBO FTW!
Will Scarlett: Why Is Robin Being A Douche?
Its's hard being an outlaw when your brave leader won't let you go and rescue your girl.
Will Scarlett: Well, This Is Awkward
So, you and your boyfriend like the same girl. BURN. However, you ultimately win because you've seen her boobies. *high fives Will* THWAP!
Will Scarlett: He Gets His Neck Out
In 1x09, something miraculous happens. Will Scarlett takes off his scarf. Oh my.
Back-of-NECK!PORN!
Emo!Neck!
I am rapidly running out of valid commentary now, so for these next few, just assume that I said I WANT TO LICK HIM.
Will Scarlett: Wrongfully Imprisoned
Will. In a cloak. In CHAINS. I'll be in my bunk.
MY MIND CANNOT PROCESS THIS PICTURE. Is it good?
Will Scarlett: More Emo Than You
Will sheds a single, perfect tear...
Will Scarlett: Smooth Operator
Remember the menancing slide down the stairs in Part One? This is what that has become:
He also occasionally hides in fireplaces
Will Scarlett: Secretly Wants To Be A 1940s Starlet
Will Scarlett: So Very, Very Pretty
Sneaky girltouching! Noice.
THIGHSTRAP!!!!!!
In conclusion: HE IS DELICIOUS.
Quick question: Allan!spam or Much!spam?
Once again, note my incredible
Will Scarlett: Angry Stance
The second half of the season saw something new for our boy: a pose which said 'I'm totally a badass outlaw with an attitude problem'. Well, sort of.
This looks like the merest hint of a pout to me
Angry Stance: Now with added bonus!axe!
Angry-with-a-tinge-of-sadness Stance, the lamb
NECK!PORN ALERT!
Will Scarlett: Background Artiste
Some of Harry's best work happens in the back of shot. The lesson here? FREEZE FRAME IS YOUR FRIEND.
Mildly amused background!Will
Angsty, slightly out-of-focus background!Will
Profile!background!Will!
Slightly inebriated background!Will
Angry Stance!background!Will
Showing-off-biceps background!Will
Will Scarlett: Gang Member
He's in Robin's crew. His role is to chop things and know hinge-based secrets and look very, very pretty.
Foliage accentuates the pretty. Little John, realising he will never ever be as pretty as Will, tears his hair.
Gangs can be intimidating... Sort of. Well, they try, bless them.
Will: *is pretty*
Sophie: *is dead*
The Outlaws = The Von Trapp Family Singers. MUSICAL EPISODE, PLZ!
This really isn't fair. This picture has the cloak, the neck AND the axe. Can you sue the BBC for damage caused by an exploding fangirl?
I love the gang.
Will Scarlett: Lurker Extraordinaire
He is so very stealth.
Cloak FTW!
STEALTHY LIKE A PANTHER!!!
And now, a little something I like to call TEAMLURK.
THE CLOAKS! THE CLOAKS! *expires*
Will Scarlett: He Has A Boyfriend
Will/Allan is love, people.
Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars)
Boyfriends are Really Fucking Attractive
WILL AND ALLAN'S BIG GAY ADVENTURE
Boyfriends sit together in the rain
*GRATUITOUS NECK!PORN ALERT*
Will has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!
Will no longer has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!
The OMG ALLAN WANTS TO MEET MY FAMILY face ♥
Bottoms up!
LET THE BIG GAY ADVENTURE COMMENCE!
Will Scarlett: We Shall Overcome
It's hard being such a pretty outlaw. Sometimes things consipre against you to try and make you appear less pretty. Chin up, Will! You're still a fox.
VERY DODGY LIGHTING
Badly-lit NECK!PORN!
Adorable boy...
BETTER LIGHTING WHICH ENHANCES THE SEXY
POO ON FACE
Will Scarlett: He ♥ His Axe
The axe. It is a utility tool. It is a weapon. It helps him deal with his emotions.
Emo!Axe
Why use your knuckles to knock on doors when you have an AXE?
CLOAK & AXE COMBO FTW!
Will Scarlett: Why Is Robin Being A Douche?
Its's hard being an outlaw when your brave leader won't let you go and rescue your girl.
Will Scarlett: Well, This Is Awkward
So, you and your boyfriend like the same girl. BURN. However, you ultimately win because you've seen her boobies. *high fives Will* THWAP!
Will Scarlett: He Gets His Neck Out
In 1x09, something miraculous happens. Will Scarlett takes off his scarf. Oh my.
Back-of-NECK!PORN!
Emo!Neck!
I am rapidly running out of valid commentary now, so for these next few, just assume that I said I WANT TO LICK HIM.
Will Scarlett: Wrongfully Imprisoned
Will. In a cloak. In CHAINS. I'll be in my bunk.
MY MIND CANNOT PROCESS THIS PICTURE. Is it good?
Will Scarlett: More Emo Than You
Will sheds a single, perfect tear...
Will Scarlett: Smooth Operator
Remember the menancing slide down the stairs in Part One? This is what that has become:
He also occasionally hides in fireplaces
Will Scarlett: Secretly Wants To Be A 1940s Starlet
Will Scarlett: So Very, Very Pretty
Sneaky girltouching! Noice.
THIGHSTRAP!!!!!!
In conclusion: HE IS DELICIOUS.
Quick question: Allan!spam or Much!spam?
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Mmm, Steven Waddington. He was the best thing in The Tudors and then they killed him off! Fools. Ohh, The Roy Accent. I miss it so. Sometimes I wake up in the night, dreaming of it, tears streaming down my face as I realise it is gone forever.
Also, POSH DRUNK LADY must be punished for her proximity to the gang. SHE TOUCHED MUCH!
Jonas is clearly delusional. Silly boy.
Also also, why aren't we friends? You have ANTON DU BEKE listed in your interests!
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And of course Steven is in part responsible for awakening my interest in all things m/m for his part in Derek Jarman's Edward II. Though the poker thing is a fabrication made up by bored peasants - bit like Will's tags.
In Posh Drunk Lady's defence, she is only admiring his pearl necklace... Do you have a screenshot for every eventuality? That would be bordering on amazing.
If you would like to be lj pals I am more than happy to friend anyone with 'cake' as an entry tag...
(Though I ought to warn that I keep most of my RH squeeage in the comms, and my journal can be a turgid slice of dull real life stuff. Though there is a fair smattering of Harry love and the occasional slash fic.)
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HE NEEDS TO DO MORE THEATRE, PLEASE.
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He speaks the verse beautifully.
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That's the RSC for you, baby! I love whenever Much has to march anywhere on RH, he just screams CLASSICALLY TRAINED!!!
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He's the only actor I've ever queued at the stage door for (this may change if and when I get tickets for The Sea, obv), after his Hamlet in 2001. I wibbled. He was very gentlemanly about it. And knew how to spell my name without asking, which is deeply impressive in a man <3