The Will!Spam: Part The Second

[sophieisgod]

Huge, continent-sized apologies and regrets for the belated nature of this picspam. I just wanted to keep him for myself, basically.


Once again, note my incredible obsessional organisational skillz. Caps are chosen with love and not, as you might think, a result of random dribbling into the keyboard. Snagging for sexy icons and suchlike is emphatically encouraged.

Will Scarlett: Angry Stance
The second half of the season saw something new for our boy: a pose which said 'I'm totally a badass outlaw with an attitude problem'. Well, sort of.


This looks like the merest hint of a pout to me


Angry Stance: Now with added bonus!axe!


Angry-with-a-tinge-of-sadness Stance, the lamb


NECK!PORN ALERT!


Will Scarlett: Background Artiste
Some of Harry's best work happens in the back of shot. The lesson here? FREEZE FRAME IS YOUR FRIEND.

Mildly amused background!Will


Angsty, slightly out-of-focus background!Will


Profile!background!Will!




Slightly inebriated background!Will


Angry Stance!background!Will


Showing-off-biceps background!Will


Will Scarlett: Gang Member
He's in Robin's crew. His role is to chop things and know hinge-based secrets and look very, very pretty.


Foliage accentuates the pretty. Little John, realising he will never ever be as pretty as Will, tears his hair.


Gangs can be intimidating... Sort of. Well, they try, bless them.


Will: *is pretty*
Sophie: *is dead*






The Outlaws = The Von Trapp Family Singers. MUSICAL EPISODE, PLZ!


This really isn't fair. This picture has the cloak, the neck AND the axe. Can you sue the BBC for damage caused by an exploding fangirl?


I love the gang.


Will Scarlett: Lurker Extraordinaire
He is so very stealth.


Cloak FTW!




STEALTHY LIKE A PANTHER!!!




And now, a little something I like to call TEAMLURK.


THE CLOAKS! THE CLOAKS! *expires*




Will Scarlett: He Has A Boyfriend
Will/Allan is love, people.

Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars)






Boyfriends are Really Fucking Attractive


WILL AND ALLAN'S BIG GAY ADVENTURE
Boyfriends sit together in the rain








*GRATUITOUS NECK!PORN ALERT*




Will has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!


Will no longer has doubts about the BIG GAY ADVENTURE!


The OMG ALLAN WANTS TO MEET MY FAMILY face ♥


Bottoms up!


LET THE BIG GAY ADVENTURE COMMENCE!


Will Scarlett: We Shall Overcome
It's hard being such a pretty outlaw. Sometimes things consipre against you to try and make you appear less pretty. Chin up, Will! You're still a fox.

VERY DODGY LIGHTING




Badly-lit NECK!PORN!


Adorable boy...


BETTER LIGHTING WHICH ENHANCES THE SEXY










POO ON FACE




Will Scarlett: He ♥ His Axe
The axe. It is a utility tool. It is a weapon. It helps him deal with his emotions.

Emo!Axe








Why use your knuckles to knock on doors when you have an AXE?


CLOAK & AXE COMBO FTW!


Will Scarlett: Why Is Robin Being A Douche?
Its's hard being an outlaw when your brave leader won't let you go and rescue your girl.
















Will Scarlett: Well, This Is Awkward
So, you and your boyfriend like the same girl. BURN. However, you ultimately win because you've seen her boobies. *high fives Will* THWAP!










Will Scarlett: He Gets His Neck Out
In 1x09, something miraculous happens. Will Scarlett takes off his scarf. Oh my.

Back-of-NECK!PORN!






Emo!Neck!


I am rapidly running out of valid commentary now, so for these next few, just assume that I said I WANT TO LICK HIM.








Will Scarlett: Wrongfully Imprisoned
Will. In a cloak. In CHAINS. I'll be in my bunk.








MY MIND CANNOT PROCESS THIS PICTURE. Is it good?








Will Scarlett: More Emo Than You






Will sheds a single, perfect tear...






Will Scarlett: Smooth Operator
Remember the menancing slide down the stairs in Part One? This is what that has become:


He also occasionally hides in fireplaces


Will Scarlett: Secretly Wants To Be A 1940s Starlet




Will Scarlett: So Very, Very Pretty






Sneaky girltouching! Noice.








THIGHSTRAP!!!!!!












In conclusion: HE IS DELICIOUS.



Quick question: Allan!spam or Much!spam?

Comments

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Today, through no effort of my own, I have a day entirely to myself.

Hot damn! thought I, and sat my bottom in front of the TV to finish watching Vital Signs, just because H is in it.

It was deeply unsatisfying in its conclusion, (I suspect that they were hoping for a second series) so I came to find solace here in LJland, and what should I find?

PART TWO OF SOPHIE'S MASTERPLAN TO DESTROY EVERYONE'S SELF CONTROL!!

And supersquee Tuesday commenced.

I have seen many a fine example of manbeauty in my life. I seek it out, I revel in it. And yet, in these last 31 years, I swear I have not found anyone as pretty as this man.

He is... lish. It's like lush, but has that all important element of 'lick' in it too.

I laughed, I squeaked, I even stroked the screen at one point.

This is what you have brought me to, and I THANK you for it!

I can only think that when they were filming 1x09 that it was hot in hungary. (Well, hotter than it normally is when the cast are striding around in all their heat-creating gorgeousness.) And thank the sun gods for that. Not only did it introduce us to the new religion that is neck!porn, but it also gave us that super-snug long sleeved t-shirt that empasises more than it covers!! (Though in the 1940s starlet pics, there is some evidence of a T-shirt that maybe his mum told him to keep on...)

This looks like the merest hint of a pout to me - but it's overwhelmed by the John!pout that is happening to the right. Who'da thought?!

I have only two things left to say, you will be relieved to read.

1: Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars) - agree so much that I've strained a muscle.

2: That 'pretend prisoner' scene was what sealed it for me. Yes, the picture IS good.

3: (never could count) I could bear some Much!spam, I really could. Though if everyone else chooses Al, I'm not going to pout.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

WOAH, UBER-COMMENT! :D

Did you actually watch ALL of Vital Signs? I 'm very impressed; we watched the first episode and then fast-forwarded to the bits with Harry in. What happened to Roy? I agree, I was totally WTF about the ending. So... He's burnt all his school books and is keeping a job which is really, really bad for his health? All right then.

LOOOL, when did you stroke the screen? I can definitely advise against licking it, though. Static shocks can be really nasty.

You're right! That is a tshirt. IT'S TOO LATE, MRS LLOYD! WE'VE VIOLATED HIM ALREADY!!!!

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Sorry about the HUGE comment, your spam has that effect on me!

I did watch all of VS, but not in one go - that would be way too much Tamsin Outwaite for any girl. Although I would like to have been a fly on the wall when she was offered it: "Well, Ms. Outhwaite, Steven Waddington's playing your husband and this hot young fella is playing your son. Interested?"

"Oh, well, if I must..."

What happened to Roy? He got massively stabbinated by the Sheriff's men. Oh! I see, no... He passed his exam, failed to get his wife back, failed to notice that the posh drunk would make for quite a good night, failed to have a gay affair with Vinny (which might have moved things along a bit) but kept up that accent.

Unlike in RH. Though it did make for my favourite EVER comedy tv moment when he shrieks at Will, "Well YOU go after him then!" and completely loses the faux northern. Makes me laugh every time I think of it. Apparently William Beck thinks that he wouldn't have been allowed to lay it on with a trowel anymore if he'd been 'kept on'. Frankly, I'd have insisted, just for japes.

Um, and the stroking took place on photo 10 of the "Will Scarlett: So Very, Very Pretty" section. Reverse neck!porn, it wasn't my fault.

Though looking back for that, I realise there is something very fishy going on with relative heights in this show. In the same section, there is a photo of Will and Bob standing face to face. Now; both Jonas and Harry claim to be 6ft tall, so someone was wearing heels when they last got measured. I for one am not willing to bet on Hazza...

Oh. This appears to be a ridiculously long reply too. Soz!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

No, they make me happy! :D

Mmm, Steven Waddington. He was the best thing in The Tudors and then they killed him off! Fools. Ohh, The Roy Accent. I miss it so. Sometimes I wake up in the night, dreaming of it, tears streaming down my face as I realise it is gone forever.

Also, POSH DRUNK LADY must be punished for her proximity to the gang. SHE TOUCHED MUCH!

(http://photobucket.com)

Jonas is clearly delusional. Silly boy.

Also also, why aren't we friends? You have ANTON DU BEKE listed in your interests!

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Doesn't everyone have Anton listed in their interests? No? What's wrong with them?

And of course Steven is in part responsible for awakening my interest in all things m/m for his part in Derek Jarman's Edward II. Though the poker thing is a fabrication made up by bored peasants - bit like Will's tags.

In Posh Drunk Lady's defence, she is only admiring his pearl necklace... Do you have a screenshot for every eventuality? That would be bordering on amazing.

If you would like to be lj pals I am more than happy to friend anyone with 'cake' as an entry tag...

(Though I ought to warn that I keep most of my RH squeeage in the comms, and my journal can be a turgid slice of dull real life stuff. Though there is a fair smattering of Harry love and the occasional slash fic.)

[cometotheedge.livejournal.com]

can I just interject and say that production of As You Like It was totally as MADE OF WIN as that pic makes it look? GenderAmbiguity!Sam = LOVE.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

GUUHHHHHH. This is a very very very major part of my self-loathing for not loving the show straight off. I can't believe I missed GenderAmbiguity!Sam!

HE NEEDS TO DO MORE THEATRE, PLEASE.

[cometotheedge.livejournal.com]

It pre-dated my love of the show too, but I had tickets due to my love of another Sam, Mr West, who was directing (and sat in the audience for the second half! *squee*)

He speaks the verse beautifully.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

GUH, SAM WEST. I saw him in Betrayalat the Donmar, and there are no words. Also, he has magnificent forearms.

That's the RSC for you, baby! I love whenever Much has to march anywhere on RH, he just screams CLASSICALLY TRAINED!!!

[cometotheedge.livejournal.com]

YAY FOR SAM WEST LOVE!!!

He's the only actor I've ever queued at the stage door for (this may change if and when I get tickets for The Sea, obv), after his Hamlet in 2001. I wibbled. He was very gentlemanly about it. And knew how to spell my name without asking, which is deeply impressive in a man <3