DRIVE-BY BRIT!SPAM

[sophieisgod]

God bless you, Times Online. God bless you.


She's in a cape! Man alive, I love her.


HEY LOOK IT'S THE LIKE MINDS BOYS. PLEASE BE CREEPY AND HOT TOGETHER AGAIN SOON!


How is Kaya so fierce? HOW?


MMMMGOODE IN A JACKET. GIGGLING.


And Hayley! I cannot hold the excessive heterosexuality of Brideshead 08 against her, as she is pretty lovely also. And some of the pictures aren't loading for me, but I HAVE NO WHISHAW. AN INCOMPLETE TRINITY IS UNACCEPTABLE, TIMES ONLINE.


And this is just rubbing it in! HOW MANY WHISHAW-COLLEAGUES CAN YOU INCLUDE WITHOUT INCLUDING HIS FEY AND WONDERFUL PERSON, HMM? But yay Rachel! She's all cute and doing a linguistics degree and shit!


ROMOLA ROMOLA ROMOLA! *adores*


Andrea Riseborough, man. She is many different kinds of epic win.
GROUP SHOTS, GROUPS SHOTS!



GODDAMN IT ALL, EDDIE REDMAYNE, MUST YOU SPRAWL SO TEMPTINGLY?

Comments

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Ooh, this appeared through our front door this a.m. in the ST magazine. So much talented pretty.

What no Lloyd, though?!

Saw the Atwell in person yesterday - even more pretty in real life, if that is possible. Lovely.

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

OH KAYA, YOU AND YOUR CRAZY WIND-MACHINE-BLOWN HAIR, AND INSANE NECKLACE OF HUGE. ♥!!! Plus, Matthew Goode! And Rachel (THE WENDY BIRD! Hello there, favorite movie of my middle school years)!

Also, I am veeeeery fond of Hayley Atwell and her awesome curves. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY MADE HER LOOK SO HOPELESSLY UNATTRACTIVE DURING THE FIRST PART OF BRIDESHEAD REVISITED. That haircut should be banned from the universe.

[darkangsty42.livejournal.com]

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

[sophie-lizzie.livejournal.com]

TOMSTU. ROMOLA. EDDIE. GEMMA. KAYA. PRETTY PEOPLE OVERLOAD OMG.

[thepodsquad.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I feel like I have to move to England simply because all of the actors in England are made of such epic winly win.

Like, come on, Kaya Scoldelario > Blake Lively. Sorry. IT'S JUST HOW I FEEL IN MY HEART.

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

That's full of so much amazing pretty, thank you for that!

[jaune.livejournal.com]

OGMGOMGOMGOGMGOMG
ALL MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE OMGGGG

[eumelkeks.livejournal.com]

LOL, they featured TomStu!

[alkhoon.livejournal.com]

WOW. *Speechless* Fantastic picspam. *saves all*

I want that cape.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*sudden rush of patriotism*

Was there Harry on the list?! Was he one of the pictures that didn't load, or did the horrible Times just neglect to include him?

Ooh, like on the street or in a play? I really like her; she's been lovely in pretty much everything I've seen her in (The Line of Beauty, represent!)

[kitscheartache.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPROVE OF THIS PICSPAM! AMAZING PALE BRITS! YAY! And I knew I recognized Rachel from somewhere, she's totally gorgeous on Perfume. :D

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

SHE IS INHUMANLY AWESOME, I FEEL. HOMG PETER PAN! I had such an inappropriate crush on that entire film. They were ~shockingly sexualised~ or whatever and it was awesome! OLIVIA WILLLIAMS AND JASON ISAACS! Deliriously lovely cinematography! Inappropriate chemistry between the young 'uns! AHAHAHA GOOD TIMES, 2003.

Blame the 1920s, man. Have you seen this (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27714576.html)? First of all, HOMG I WANT TO HANG ROUND WITH THEM AND ALSO PUPPIES. Second of all, Hayley is lovely! And the structured 1930s/40s stuff suited her *so* much better.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

OH PRETTY PEOPLE. Andrea, man. And Romola's insane boot!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE WORLD.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD MOVE TO ENGLAND ANYWAY. I'll take you to Betty's (http://www.bettys.co.uk/)!

BUT HELL YES. So fierce and yet so young. But, on the other hand, we have nobody as uncorrupted as the JoBros, so.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Hehe, no need to thank me; I just flailed and saved! :)

[darkangsty42.livejournal.com]

I ♥♥♥ Andrea in The Devil Whore. I cannot wait to see what else she puts out.

Love Romola's boot! I also really like Hayley's dress and belt. (I can see myself pulling it off!) Mostly I am terribly enamoured with her because we have the same body type, and it is most excellent to see someone who looks normal and is an actress. And a bloody brilliant one at that.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

TRULY, IT IS A THING OF WONDER.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Hee, I've really only seen him in Like Minds (although I think I've got A Waste of Shame kicking about on the external harddrive somewhere; LOL Shakespearean hair!), so I basically know him from that, and from BFFing it up with RPATTZ in a scrufftacular manner :)

[thepodsquad.livejournal.com]

DO YOU KNOW HOW BADLY I WANT TO MOVE TO ENGLAND? I have for like...six years now. I'm serious. It's my dream. But I'm horrendously dependent on my family and I'm scared to death of the outside world.

Hehehehe, oh, JOBROS. And their purity. ...Do purity rings even EXIST in England?

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*places hand on heart* I love how I only get patriotic when pretty people are involced ♥

I KNOW, RIGHT? Oh Gemma and her ability to pull off wintry fabulousness.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE :) Mmph, they are all so very pale and lickable. And HOMG Perfume FTW! Ben Whishawwwww, man.

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

THIS. POST.

*flails lugubriously*

[roh-wyn.livejournal.com]

Great pictures! Too much pretty for one post!

Funnily enough, I couldn't get some of these to open on the Times website. Meh.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Well, anytime you come for a jolly holiday, THE SCONES ARE ON ME, BITCH.

AHAHAHA I highly doubt it. We are the country that brought you Skins! My county has the highest rate of teenage pregancy in Europe!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

IT'S ALL FOR YOU, DAMIAN BABY.

PHNAR YOUR ICON. FRECKLESSSS, OH MY DAYS. Eddie and Rebecca really need to work together publicly, I feel, NOT JUST IN THEIR SECRET CAMBRIDGE DRAMA CLUB. The world needs to know!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I think I need to see if I can track down The Long Walkk To Finchley, because as much as I detest Thatcher, Andrea + Sam West must surely = something good.

Hayleyyyy. She is uber-luscious, and I love that in all the promotion for Brideshead she was very pro-curves. LOVE LOVE LOVE.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Hee, glad you enjoyed it!

Oh, I'm glad it's not just misbehaving for me. SORT IT OUT, TIMES ONLINE; WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH PRETTY WE'RE MISSING?

[alkhoon.livejournal.com]

Oh, darling. I'd be the same if I were faced with such pretty people. OH SO PRETTY.

All of those actors/actresses are amazing and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Gemma! She's already immortalized as a Bond Woman! lol XD

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

LOL I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE FOR THAT &hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts

YES YES YES EXACTLY. Lawd, the freckles kill me. and um, for some extra freckle-loving, can we throw Toby in there? pretty please?

OH ALSO:



PLEASE LET HIM BE MINE? OR SOMETHING?

[thepodsquad.livejournal.com]

Haha, you have no idea how much I'll take you up on that. I LOVE MEETING MY ONLINE FRIENDS, BIATCH.

Yeah, it's not like I think England is a cesspool or anything. But you guys aren't exactly on board with the Puritanical Self-Righteous Bullshit like America is. Which, by the by, is a compliment. Much as I love the JoBros, I really, really, really have a lot of personal issues with purity rings. :P

[acciobatman.livejournal.com]

Blaergh, I have no idea who to pause and ogle! Tom Stu! His jacket! HIS JACKET!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YAY ME TOO! And I also love clotted cream, SO THERE IS NO ASPECT OF THIS PLAN I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH!

Heh, we have our moments. Definitely a lot of the factors that influence voting over there (abortion rights being the first thing that springs to mind) wouldn't really be an issue over here to that extent, if at all. WHERE DID ALL THE RELIGION GO, BRITAIN? Not that I'm complaining.

My favourite thing about purity rings are all the statistics that say "kids who wear purity rings are, like, infinity times more likely to get preganant/get an STD if they end up having sex because none of them use protection"! And that Jordin Sparks person after Russell Brand was mocking the JoBros (with love! I'm sure it was with love) at the VMAs or whatever, being all "not everybody wants to be a slut!" THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY; HAVING SEX DOES NOT MAKE YOU A SLUT, YOU ARSE.

[darkangsty42.livejournal.com]

Hayley and Kate Winslet are my body role models. Except I remember that they look like that and are actually healthy, and I consider three chocolate chip cookies a fair breakfast. Whoops.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

♥ right back atcha, missy.

I AM PRO-THROWING TOBY ANYWHERE, FOR SURE. A swimming pool, perhaps?

AHHHH THAT ONE WOULD NOT LOAD FOR ME BEFORE, OH GOD, HE IS SO WANTON. STOP FUCKING ME WITH YOUR EYES, EDDIE. EXCEPT NOT. GODDDD, I WANT TO SEE NOW OR LATER AGAIN. You know what you should icon/picspam lovingly? ALL THE BITS OF TESS WHERE HE IS NAKED. Hipbones!

[alkhoon.livejournal.com]

OH MY! THE NEW PICTURES!!! O_O!

I love you!

[thepodsquad.livejournal.com]

HELL YES. Also: you have no idea how much I fucking love scones. I could eat my weight in scones. They are so delicious. It's a crime that America isn't in love with them. Like biscuits (american biscuits, not the sweet treats) wtf are those? Lame.

HI. THE PURITANS WERE ALL, "ADIOS, ENGLAND." AND CAME HERE. AND WE NEVER REALLY ESCAPED IT.

Dude, do not even get me started on Jordin Sparks and her slut comment. Screw you, Jordin Sparks. You may be cute and have a nice voice, but I don't really care.

Actually, I sort of respect that about the JoBros. Maybe it's Disney making them keep it on the DL, or maybe it's management or maybe it's some other extenuating factor. But they tend to be very not-at-all-in-your-face about their purity rings. And perhaps it's because of the backlash, but they don't really like to talk about it in interviews a lot (although, this could also be because the topic tends to bring up Nick saying that when Joe and he are in their bed they discuss marriage and things like that...but I digress). Which, you know, I find easier to adore them for their weirdly pure ways if they aren't going to go around calling other people sluts.

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

&hearts liar!!! :P

Bed would be optimal, really. a;dfha;dlfhads';g'gj

I AM STILL EXCEEDINGLY (LOVINGLY) JEALOUS OF YOU FOR THAT. A'KLFHA'LKFH THE HIPBONES! and the little birthmark on it, oh gzuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. I ought to do a nekkid picspam soon. Of all our favourites! XD

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Scroll continuously up and down and just absorb. Everything.

[lalumena.livejournal.com]

SEE THIS IS WHY I NEED TO GET TO ENGLAND STAT OH EDDIE REALLY PRETTY AND ROMOLA BEING PRETTY ALSO (THO WHERE HAS SHE BEEN RECENTLY) AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO I DON'T KNOW SO WELL BUT ARE WINSOMELY SHOT AND I'M SURE GRAND TOO

AND GEMMA ARTERTON IN A POWER!CAPE HEEE

(note to self: pretty pictures make you lose coherency.)

[lalumena.livejournal.com]

It's misbehaving for me too! (Or was, anyway. Not On, Times Online. Not On.)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

WELL YES ALTHOUGH YOU SHOULD STAY IN NZ FOR 2010 OTHERWISE YOU SHALL MISS ME, AND THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE?

Romolaaaaa. I am waiting for this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1319694/) like my life depends upon it. THAT CAST AND STEPHEN POLIAKOFF, I CANNOT HANDLE IT.

Hee, power!cape! ♥

[lalumena.livejournal.com]

WELL YES THIS IS TRUE. (SUCH NOBLE SACRIFICING, I HOPE YOU REALISE.) ;)

Holy moley YES. I think I had heard of this movie but wow oh wow. The script must be all kinds of amazing to get so many names signed on. Bliiiimey. :D

It's like...the Camelot equivalent to shoulder pads?

[falseeeyelashes.livejournal.com]

HI I AM REALLY OBSESSED WITH THIS POST

!!!!!

EDDDIE. MATTHEW GOODE. EFFFFFFFY. Goddamn, I cannot handle this post!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

JOIN THE CLUB. Everyone is so pale!

Eddie and his little cuffs! MmmGoode WITH SCRUFF! SCRUFF! And I can't get my head around Kaya being simultaneously sixteen and that awesome. UNFAIR, UNIVERSE.

[auroralives.livejournal.com]

ALSDKJFLSKDJFLAKJSFD. HOT DAMN. MATTHEW! EDDIE! ROMOLA! ANDREA!

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid that the horrible Times weren't thorough enough in their 'new talent' sweep and passed H by!!

We saw her in the play (second row so it was amazingly intimate) and then outside as well. Sadly, those greasy men who don't see the plays but hang around with glossy photos for signing nabbed her before we got chance to ask her to sign our programmes, and then she nipped off, for which I cannot blame her!!

But really, she is beautiful. And yes The Line of Beauty was a real moment for her.

[lonelyfajita.livejournal.com]

I HAVE SO LITTLE TIME, AND WANT TO SAY SO MUCH MORE BUT I SUPPOSE I WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR:

YES YES YES.

sd;kjf;lakj dlfhdskhfksd. Except why no Ben Wishwashy? :(

[curlybeach.livejournal.com]

NNNGGGHHHHHHHH, SO VERY PRETTY OMG. ANDREA RISEBOROUGH IS MY NEW FAVOURITE GIRL!CRUSH (which is why I can't warm to New!Annie from Being Human ... yet.)

Kaya looks amazing (UNFAIR), and Romola! AND IS THET RICHARD COYLE I SPOT?! ♥♥ And Hayley Atwell is getting to sex up all over Harry Lloyd (Oh, and Times Online? NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE LACK OF LA LLOYD IN THIS LIST), and there is a girl called Eliza Bennett!

Oh yeah, HUGH DANCY HUGH DANCY HUGH DANCY OMG. I watched 'Ella Enchanted' over Chrimble - lame, but mega Dancy!swoon.