Robin Hood Finale Post Of DOOOOOOOM

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Incoherence within, folks. And spoilers. Big ones.

Pig for a present! I heart Much
Whooo, Nettlestone!
Will looks anxious. It is cute.
George is comedy - "sorry!" over his shoulder as he's running away.
Ohhh, Much. Why is it always you?
Scouse Guard! Boss
SORRY!
Mmmm, credits of cracky deliciousness
"Nettlestone is getting nothing this winter!"
Robin doesn't even have half a plan! Oh noes!
Is that black powder? Exploding pig's head FTW! Djaq is so badass.
Robin's eyes are looking nice, though.
"You're bluffing!" I heart Scouse Guard!
Ohhh, Will is not reassured by Robin's crap story.
GUY/MARIAN! Marian is so not subtle, ever.
I love Guy's little look when he's like "...ookay then"
OHH, ARMITAGE. I like slightly!mellower!Guy a lot.
"Are we going to kill them?" "YEAAAAAAAAAH!" MERCENARIES FTW!
God, but Allan has a sexy walk
"That's not good enough, Allan!" Shut up, Marian.
WHIPPING BOY !!!
Fart jokes? Really?
Ohh, Allan. Please don't be completly amoral. Come on. Redemption, please.
Oh, yeah, Guy remembers the black powder *remembers the diving fondly*
Hood's body on a spike?! Was that a mistake or a crazy script choice?
AXE!
Ohhh, Will's got a feather in his mouth!
Much has a plan! Not a great plan, but still... Will/Djaq Look Of Win!
Has Marian ever kiled anyone?! She's being rather offhand about all this.
LOL, she's getting shrill. Ouch. Punching Allan is NOT COOL.
Silly Marian...
Robin is not good at trash talk...
Does Jonas look blonder? I think he looks blonder. I think he's been taking style tips from El Zefron.
LOL, Marian looks like a naughty schoolgirl.
Allan, you are a blabbermouth!
GUY, NO! Snitch! Ohh, but he's using words not fists, and he's trying to convince the Sheriff! Is this... progress?
LOW BLOW, SHERIFF. Although he totally has a point.
Why is she going with them? How is that a punishment?!
"Absolute power..." GUY, STOP IT. What happened to all your lovely character development?! And Allan! Offering him power and stability is, like, everything he wanted with Robin. Oh dear.
LOL at mercenary with drum.
Where are these people from?! They've got bagpipes!
Everyone's snarking at Much! They're all snarking at each other!
Whooo, barn party! Wait, was that "BADGER BEARD?!"
"They say the weather's wonderful" "GIZZY!"
Oh no, now Marian will never love him! And he doesn't seem to care! WTF?! THERE HAD BETTER BE ANGST AT THE END OF THIS. [ohh, the irony of this...]
Ohhh, Much's eyes as they're eating. He's glib but he looks so apologetic and needy and SAM TROUGHTON KILLS ME.
Mmmm, pork and mustard.
I love nervous!Will.
GOOD DAY TO DIE
Aww, gang!
TRUTH! SECRETS! IN THE BARN! I FUCKING KNEW IT!
"Just talk, you like talking"
"Well, I know I do, but.. Not like this!"
"Sleep tight, and don't let the horseflies bite" - Oh, Dominic Minghella. I wish I was you.
OH GOD, THIS IS IT. "I admire you... All of you. GAH.
"I have to be honest. And if I am being honest I have to say that I do not love all of you in the same way. There is one I do love more than the others. The way a bird would fly 20000 miles..." AND THEN I STOP TRANSCRIBING BECAUSE THE MUCH/EVE MUSIC KICKS IN! "A Love THat Cannot Be!" Which worried me slightly, but is still ADORABLE!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWW "I'm sorry, I should have said earlier." GOD HARRY IS KILING ME WITH HIS FACE. silly voice! I love the way you fight, like a man, ferocious." HE IS SO SEXY WHEN HE SAYS THAT, LIKE HE'S ALL LEANING FORWARD AND INTENSE. OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT SCENE. ANJALI AND HARRY PWNING EVERYTHING. And Much being all "I knew it! Bored now!"
"little little john"
OH JOHN ANGST
"I need to die! I want to die! Let me die!" WOAH. This is way intense.
Please let Allan be having doubts!
OHH, MUCH. Falling apart. He has to worry about everything. "You take me for granted."
TREAT MUCH RIGHT! brothers in arms! ""here is that now? It's gone, that's where! You made me a free man, we're meant to be equals." FUCKING RIGHT. Ohh, marry me please Sam Troughton.
FUCK YOU, ROBIN. FUCK YOU.
YAY, ALLAN.
I love Marian's nonchalant face
"Marian... The woman I love." YEAH, ROBIN, WE KNOW THAT
Apology to Much, yay! Aww, war!trauma Robin. Jonas is really fucking selling this, it's gorgeoyus and subtle and woah. *shakes Jonas by the hand*
This makes NO KILLING so much less lame.
Tears! HUGS! Andy Price is a legend!
"Here's to freedom"
"We are Robin Hood" SHOW IS BEAUTIFUL
LOL at Guy's sleeping position. He looks like he needs a teddy. OKAY THIS CREEPY DREAM THING IS WARPED. MASSSAGE?! "I'm your boy..." "Your boy Allan, he doesn't love you anymore"
See, Guy, this is what happens when you're evil!
KISSING! WILL AND DJAQ KISSING! And awww, Will kept his eyes all closed!
ALLAN FTMFW!
Those mercenaries will never not be funny.
"I'm with you. Trust me." Ohh, Allan.
NEAR PORTSMOUTH, ohh, arrow location announcers, I do love you so.
THE SHERIFF SICKENS ME. And Guy, apparently.
Scouse Guard doesn't miss a trick!
FIGHT!
LOL at Djaq being ferocious now that she knows it gets Will going...
Did Will say "she's with me?" or have I just made that up?
"The Sheriff and Gisborne have got Marian!"
"WHAT?!" LOOOOOL
"I'm coming my love. I'm coming" *snickers*
LOL, they're in The Holy Land ALREADY?! Not even a 'two months later' or whatever? I guess boats are pretty speedy...
"Save Marian. Save the king. Save England."
How? OH GUY YOU ARE SO DENSE.
"If you save the king, I will willingly give you my hand." visible swallowing! Richard is selling this, and it hurts me.
Sand in boots!
I love Allan finding out all the gang's pranks. He's so full of glee!
WHAT IS WITH THE FREAKY SOUND EFFECTS?
LOL, patdown! Frisking! I want to be that guard!
Will likes birds! Djaq likes birds! Scene with two of them, YAY. Hands behind back, Will, that's so cute and gentlemanly and awwwww. "Yeah, I do, actually." THEY ARE TOO CUTE.
Carter. DON'T CARE. I hope at some point he cries on the wrong side of his face.
OH STEVEN WADDINGTON, YOU SO HOT. And Ginger. Grrr.
OKAY, HOW DOES THIS GUY KNOW ABOUT ROBIN? Don't they think he's dead?! Or is it all a crazy bluff.
It's like offering Allan a title "This is your chance. Your last chance to be a good man."
Ohh, the Sheriff's so onto him. That's quite badass.. OH GUY. STOP BEING A SNITCH!
OH GUY, "I will take her by force." THIS HAD BETTER BE A BLUFF, FUCKER. [it wasn't a bluff. Shit.]
Eep! Handholding!
"The pale one" *loves Will*
"Our motto. Latin" "What does it mean?" *shakes head, shrugs, is adorable*
"I thought you would represent me there"
"In a small way I think I have" LOL, ROBIN. "I think my point still stands"
Shut up, Carter.
OH NO THAT GUARD DID NOT JUST HIT MUCH.
*distracted* Allan's got his jammies on again! COLLARBONE!
Mmm, Sam Troughton's top is slightly open.
LOL, his sweat patches are very distracting.
Stop giving them longing looks, Carter. You are not allowed to join the gang!
"Your heart must be the coldest plce on earth" Ooh, Marian. Cutting.
OKAY, HOW DOES SHERIFF KNOW THEY'RE HERE? Messengers?
Mmmm, sweaty!Will.
"I'm sorry, my love" sounds like he's still getting used to saying it, and it is adorable.
"I would never leave you, Will Scarlett" - his little smile is killing me. And him twisting round is all NECKPORN!Y!
"You know I love you all" OH MUCH
"God is smiling on us!" "Or Allah!" THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST LIFE EVER.
"There is no God" LOOOOOL. So awesome.
Also, I wish Allan's top was riding up just a leetle bit more.
Revolt VS coup. Schweet.
GAH, ALLAN'S GOT HIS TAGS ON.
"I'd love to stay, but I don't tan well. Do excuse us, we have a king to kill."
"I'm not being funny..." ALLAN, YOU ARE TOO AWESOME. Plzdontdie.
"Say the words then, handsome." Awww, wedding! Awwww, Marian's directly opposite Much.
Much is crying! Wait, are they married or not?!
HE'S NOT CRYING, HE'S LAUGHING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HIS FACE!!!!
"I thought I didn't like you.... I do now!" WORDY MCWORD.
Aww, W/D arms round each other!
BONCHURCH FTW!!!!!
LOL, Guy just punched the sand.
FUCK, I THOUGH MUCH JUST GOT SHOT. *heart attack*
KING RICHARD IS SO BADASS WITH THE SWORD THROWING.
THE SHERIFF SHOT THE FUCKING KING!!!!!
Ouch, poor Carter. Althugh, killing pretend gang members vicariously DOES NOT COUNT for emotional impact, show.
GUY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Ohh, he's so misguided. Ohh, show, you are so evil.
"I would rather die than be with you, Guy of Gisborne. I am going to marry Robin Hood. I love Robin Hood."
FUCKING HELL!!!!
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
"Can we at least get this out of me, it hurts" OH LUCY, YOU ARE KILLING ME. "We haven't got much time, my darling"
"The last time we were dying, we were getting married"
They're getting married with England's ring!
FUCKING HELL SHOW, HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? YOU'RE SO FUCKING EPIC!!!!
"That's better" Ohh, Lucy. Ohhhh, Marian.
Okay, that's a little too English Patient for my liking... WHICH WAS DIRECTED BY DOMINIC MINGHELLA'S BROTHER!!!
Flashbacks!
They actually, properly killed Marian. Bloody hell. (Will&Djaq!)
Will is staying! And he looks so cute in blue! Is this the last series then?
"Look after her" "Thank you"
Harry looks so good with a slight tan...
TAGS! TAGS TAGS TAGS!
"The Koran" Ohhh Much.
"You are King Richard." "We are Robin Hood" OH SHOW, THE SYMMETRY!!!
FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!
And IT IS coming back!!!! But no Will :( Or Marian. This is CRAZY.

Okay, THE GUY ARC. Fucking hell. Show is an evil mastermind, to build us up all season with the redemption and the flirting, and then this?! It's so clever! Did Guy ever have a chance? FUUUUUCK. And it was so brutal and passionate (not sexy, just full of passion) and FUCKING RAW and what the fuck is he going to be like next season? THERE'S NO COMING BACK FROM THIS, SHOW. I can't even process this. The pain! The betrayal! The stabbing! BLOODY HELL

EDIT: Okay, this is fucking Shakespeare, people. This is fucking TRAGEDY. This is Guy not being able to overcome his fatal flaw (i.e. his eeeevilness). And the violence, and the jealousy. SHIT.

And Will/Djaq! I loved both of their performances in The Big I Love You Scene, especially the way Djaw seemed to be realising the truth of the words as she said the. Like, she was surprising herself with it. ♥ ♥ ♥