Jason Bradley: Still Cuter Than You

[sophieisgod]

Part Two of the Vital Signs spam! There will be spoilers for the end of the series, but it doesn't really matter.

WARNING: This contains no actual sexing.


We open with angsty!Jason, who is now completely avoiding his fandom-implosion-causing girlfriend so that he doesn't have to tell her he has CF.


I really love his little leather jacket thing *squishes*


NECKPORN! Kind of.


"Seriously, TAMZIN OUTHWAITE?! ARE YOU PEOPLE ON CRACK? LOOK HOW ELEGANT MY NECK IS! THAT'S A SIGN OF GOOD BREEDING!!!"






Sulky!bedhead!Jason! And his throat is all... exposed. HARRY IS SUCH A FUCKING TEASE.






Fuck you, PSYCHO SISTER.


Angsty!


LOOK AT THAT BOTTOM LIP! *wants to bite it*




Studious!Jason!


More angst! As PSYCHO SISTER does something useful rather than creepy and tells him to sort things out with Eve Tish.




I love how he has mild CRAZY EYES going on here




*wibble*


Alright, I may have got slightly carried away with these next few scenes. BUT they are adorable, and very important for character development and suchlike. Yes. *nods firmly* Jason goes to see Eve Tish and is generally deliciously sweet.






How could anyone resist the slight!head!tilt!?




Eve Tish can't...






THE NECK! THE NECK!


How is he this cute? Like, scientifically, I can't comprehend it.




I LOVE that when he actually tells her, he makes a bit of a silly face, like it's not really a big deal. OHHH, HARRY, YOU KILL ME WITH THE ACTING SKILLZ.


LOPSIDED SMILE THING WITH DIMPLE!!!!


Slightly pouty lips!


I love him. That is all.




Profile!




Ohhh, he's all nervous




*gulp*


There are no words. Not even dirty ones. He has melted my brain.






Is that the beginnings of a scrunchy!face? I think it might be...




The only time Harry Lloyd will ever have to say 'sympathy shag' in his entire life. Apart from all the times he's going to sleep with me.


*squee*


OH HE IS SO VERY LOVELY


KISSING!!!




LOOK AT THE EYELASHES!


And now we begin the preparations for The Sexing That We Do Not See.


ARSE!


Look! He's doing the flicky thing with the condoms that he does with his tags in Robin Hood! This makes it A Harry Thing rather than A Character Thing! *feels slightly stalkerish*




Look! It's Roy dressed as Boy George!


OHHHH, HE LIT CANDLES! And he looks like THAT!


*dies*




Understandably, Eve Tish makes this face:


Pre-sexing!






Post-sexing! This cap makes me LOL a little bit. And that's ALL WE SEE. Screw you, director.


"Who is Sophie, and why does she have my number?"


Jason: *is concerned*




LOOK AT HIM!




Ohhh, the eyes! THE EYES!


Awwww, he's taking Eve Tish to meet his grandma!


Plot Lady: *has plot*
Jason: *is baffled*


Look at him, being all revisiony and sincere!




Except not really, because she's hiding under his bed! Ohh, you crazy kids.


Oh, this is horrible. Jason goes to hospital.


And yet still manages a FOREARMS! shot. Harry truly is gifted.






*squee*


He has a pen behind his ear! *loves him*




Sleepy Bunny


And this is where the show gets rather... retarded. Jason and Eve Tish are engaged! Which is fair enough, young love and all that, but he's also jacking in school and going to work in a garage. When he has cystic fibrosis. And is supposed to be really really clever. And everybody apart from Plot Lady seems to think this is an awesome idea.




"What? You don't think this is an excellent idea?"






Jason: *is sad*




And then there is some bad lighting, but we all know that Harry can act past this






And things get even more retarded when Jason BURNS ALL HIS SCHOOLWORK.


Pensive!Jason!


Okay, one good thing comes out of The Plot Of Stupidity. We see Harry in overalls.






Look how adorable his hair is!


He's doing that really cute thing with his mouth again!


Time for a man-to-man chat with his daddy KING RICHARD! Is it the 29th yet? Is it?


Angst!




And now, a compeltely unsatisfying scene in which Jason expresses some doubts about DISCONTINUING HIS EDUCATION, and they are dispelled with a single kiss from Eve Tish. He still looks REALLY cute, though.




Confusion?


Nah. WTF, SHOW?! But I can't care, because look at that face!


Thanks for sticking around, my lovelies! Saving for icon-making purposes is allowed and actively encouraged :D

Comments

[bishwop.livejournal.com]

....WHUT? THERE WAS A PART ONE?? THAT I MISSED? *RUNS OFF*v

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Ohh, you are silly! *luffs you*

[tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com]

Holy neck!porn Batman!1!1

Sophie have you seen the episode of "Genie in the House" where Harry is a puppy dog turned into a human XD. Its the most CUTEST THINGER EVER!.

FYI: The post!sexing cap is totally saying "I just had fantastical sex"

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

HARRY IS OFFICALLY KING OF THE NECKPORN! Somebody should make him a crown.

I haven't seen the full ep, I've only seen the clip on the Nickelodeon website. Is it online somewhere?!

That cap just makes me cringe for all invovled. Bloody director!!!

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

"Seriously, TAMZIN OUTHWAITE?! ARE YOU PEOPLE ON CRACK? LOOK HOW ELEGANT MY NECK IS! THAT'S A SIGN OF GOOD BREEDING!!!"

Hee word.

heee this was lovely! I totally missed the part where he burnt he school work.

I thought it was stupid from the start when Tamsin O managed to get into med school so quickly! I mean HOW? (or maybe I skipped that part)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*is mesmerized by icon*

Yeah, especially since she only seemed to revise at bus stops... The whole time line on this show was cracked, though. Six eps apparently covered a whole year?!

[artemislives.livejournal.com]

*pouts* BUT ARTEMIS WANTS TEH HARRY-SEXING!!! D: Honeestly, silly directors- all that build up and nothing was shown?!?! I AM DEPRIVEEEEEEEED D:

Anyways, I want to have your children. Harry= FAR FAR FAR TOO CUTE FOR THIS WORLD (which is why we're taking him to HARRYLAND :D). Oh yes, there will be icons....*dramatic music*

to Harry: I was thinking, darling Harry, that there is a severe shortage of nice necks in the world, so...I have a lovely neck...you have a lovely neck...let's keep it in the family, shall we? cross-breeding is the only way to ensure survival, you know;)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

AND YOU SHALL HAVE THE HARRY-SEXING MY SWEET!!! *crosses fingers for finale-based BARN!ORGY!*

HARRYLAND HARRYLAND HARRYLAND

*slavers at prospect of icons*

OI! Nothing underhand, you! This is a co-operative enterprise.

[bishwop.livejournal.com]

We open with angsty!Jason, who is now completely avoiding his fandom-implosion-causing girlfriend so that he doesn't have to tell her he has CF.
Oh, man!

I hate Tamsin Outhwaite. She's just one of those...people.

How is he this cute? Like, scientifically, I can't comprehend it.
*gigglesnort*

I LOVE that when he actually tells her, he makes a bit of a silly face, like it's not really a big deal. OHHH, HARRY, YOU KILL ME WITH THE ACTING SKILLZ.
Oh, Harry!

The only time Harry Lloyd will ever have to say 'sympathy shag' in his entire life.
He says SYMPATHY SHAG? Oh gods is this on YouTube or something because I NEED TO SEE.

Oh, screw you directors for not showing the sexing. I was hoping your warning at the beginning of this post was a red herring or something.

Except not really, because she's hiding under his bed! Ohh, you crazy kids.
HAH.

Oh, this is horrible. Jason goes to hospital.
Oh no! TELL ME HE DOESN'T DIE!

And this is where the show gets rather... retarded. Jason and Eve Tish are engaged! Which is fair enough, young love and all that, but he's also jacking in school and going to work in a garage. When he has cystic fibrosis. And is supposed to be really really clever. And everybody apart from Plot Lady seems to think this is an awesome idea.
Stupid. Aren't there lots of toxic fumes in garages? Was that your point? Well it's stupid anyway.

And it ended...just like that? Well that was unsatifying.

But, as usual, you are Queen Of Picspams For Forever and Ever More. THANKS MUNCHKIN.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I HATE HER SO MUCH. It's instictive. She makes me want to throw things at her. Like knives and grenades. Yay for shared hatred!

HARRY IS SO UNDERUSED ON RH, IT KILLS ME! I cannot wait for barn!revelations!

Dude, he says 'shagging' many, many times! I haven't seen it anywhere online. I bought the DVD.

Yeah, the fumes, and the fact that he has to do heavy lifting and stuff. And then we're supossed to dismiss it because his dad (King Richard!) asks him if he's okay and he says yes. THIS SHOW HAS NO LOGIC.

Love you, Toto!

[ornie-mornie.livejournal.com]

Wtf, they engaged in second episode?! Or Harry has few scenes as series progresses?

Oh, I've just realised something: when his hair gets scruffy, he looks like Sid Vicious. Cuter and less violent version, though :)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I should have made it clearer. The first picspam was eps 1-3, this was 4-6 :) They got engaged in the last episode.

LOL, I knew he reminded me of someone! That's genius!

[agguss.livejournal.com]

"Who is Sophie, and why does she have my number?"
LOOOOL :D:D

And also lol at only post sex scenes. :/ not good at all :D
HE IS YUMMY. And I can't believe I've just said -thought/writen- that! I didn't find him attractiveeeeeee... it's the RH!madness having serious effects on me. But he looks sososo young! I can't believe I sort of fancy someone THIS young.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*is not a stalker AT ALL*

I know, I was so disappointed! And the dialogue was UNBELIEVABLY LAME. She was all "Did you like that?" and I wanted to brek my TV.

But you have seen the light now! This is the important thing! He was about 22 when he made this *pets the youngling*

[nim4.livejournal.com]

WARNING: This contains no actual sexing.
Pity -_-#

The neck... the neck... the ne... ah... oh... gah...
*THUD*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I know, right? STUPID DIRECTOR.

I will never cease to be amazed by THE NECK. It does things to me. Illegal things.

[vickibot.livejournal.com]

Actually love you. Nobody I know saw this! *Is now going to throw a cap in their face* lol. =)

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

:D

VINDICATED! Although it's probably for the best that they didn't see the non-Harry bits XD 'Twas baaaad...

[curlybeach.livejournal.com]

That little smile with the biting of lips and dimples and slightly raised eyebrows makes me come over all wibbly. Seriously. My brain actually goes offline for a second.

The show looks a little terrible, I must say, but I think Harry!neckporn in this abundance can brighten even the most dire of shows ^______^

Bravo, Sophie, bravo!

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Oh, I never did decide whether that girlfriend was eeevil or not. But then, (*has rare fit of generosity*) she did give him a cup to spit into, so I suppose she can't be all bad. (Huh?)

I'm sure that the sadly lamented, though vocally challenged, Royston White is truly grateful to pop up in these picspams. I noticed that, for no reason whatsoever, he used his cod-northern accent in this pile of poop too:

It added NOTHING, Mr. Beck. NOTHING.

I needed a good Harry fix today. I nearly popped when I saw that this had landed. I'm usually so distracted by his eyes and neck that I often forget how utterly swoonsome his mouth is. And oh, so adaptable...

Ha! I may or may not have lingered over the slow-mo during the forearm shot of delight from the hospital. It lessened the pain of the part where you were supposed to think he had died - but NO! He just got engaged. Doh!

[lalumena.livejournal.com]

He's preeeetty. I knew losing the mo would be an improvement. Someone needs to talk to the people at Robin Hood.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*defends the mo*

I like it! It makes him look whimsical! or something.... He's cute! And he needs it to stop him looking 14!

:p

[comraich.livejournal.com]

I live for your picspams! I didn't see this but it does sound like the plot royally sucked. He is very cute though. But Tamzin Outhwaite!? Meh. Why does she get to be in cool stuff with decent actors? Why did Mark Strong have to ditch his wife for her in Walk Away and I Stumble...it should have been me dammit!!!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

Oh, it was terrible! Just... *shudders* complete poo. LOL, I'd forgotten about Walk Away And I Stumble! She really pissed me off in that as well, grrr. Although the main thing I remember from that (apart from the Strong!hotness) is the Kate Bush song that they used in all the trailers. Gorgeous.

[cometotheedge.livejournal.com]

Heh, my lovely wobbly randy old internet connection was so overcome with Teh Beauty of Teh Lloyd it took about half an hour to download all that.

And it was worth every nanosecond.

*sigh*...you're right, how is he so cute. How??? He makes me melt. Melt like chocolate.

Re: shirtless!Will - given RH's admirable commitment to fanservice I can't believe they haven't at least thought about this, so can only assume that Harry is playing hard to get. It's no use darling, YOUR NIPPLES ARE RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'm sorry. Except not, BECAUSE THE BOY NEEDS TO BE SEEN.

Seriously, they must have moles in the comms. HOW ELSE CAN IT BE EXPLAINED?! Maybe if we relentlessly spam EVERYWHERE with our demands for toplessness, Show will have NO CHOICE but to comply.

Or, we could go for the SUBMLIMINAL MESSAGING route. Just slip in the word NIPPLES every so often and see what happens.

Harry is a tease, though. We know this. HE IS TOYING WITH US!

[snugduff.livejournal.com]

oh god. I want him to light my candle.

turning nearly all of these into icons...

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YES. Where are the boys like these, hmmmm? Answer: THEY DON'T EXIST BECAUSE THIS IS A REALLY BADLY WRITTEN SHOW.

DO IT. Please. DO IT DO IT DO IT.

[princesslucky.livejournal.com]

oh dear LOOOORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

*BRAIN TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH* CAN. NOT. TAKE. IT. JUST. WHAT


............


ok. i've never iconned anything i haven't seen but this just ridiculous. *TAKES* *goes to part 1 again* and *TAKES*.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES YES MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING!!!

*rubs hands with glee*

[maddie-jane.livejournal.com]

OK Harry in overalls. Not that really is worth a few squees.

He can fiddle with my clutch anytime... /cough...

sorry that was ever so rude...:P

[theshrub-eline.livejournal.com]

your can easily see a candle in him,... he enlights us!!

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

i also have a mild case of crazy eyes.

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

Today is a dark, dark day for fandom.

No Show :( ...

PS- Jason died early because his father killed him with fumes and heavy lifting. Shoul dhave been a spin-off without Plot Lady... maybe then we would have found out about Roy xXx

[telltale.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU SO MUCH for these!!!!!!!!!!! I saved a bunch from both parts, *guh* He is TOO BeautifuL!! SO going to make icons! haha. Will credit, of course. <333 You, my friend, are amazing!

[gregoria44.livejournal.com]

Was just looking back over this in order to find something specific to convince others of Harry's godlike beauty, when I noticed...

...In those post-admission scenes outside the supermarket, he's given that girl his coat to wear!!

*dies of teh cuteness*