sophieisgod: (Will NECKPORN!)
she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes ([personal profile] sophieisgod) wrote2007-12-19 12:41 pm

Jason Bradley: Still Cuter Than You

Part Two of the Vital Signs spam! There will be spoilers for the end of the series, but it doesn't really matter.

WARNING: This contains no actual sexing.


We open with angsty!Jason, who is now completely avoiding his fandom-implosion-causing girlfriend so that he doesn't have to tell her he has CF.
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I really love his little leather jacket thing *squishes*
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NECKPORN! Kind of.
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"Seriously, TAMZIN OUTHWAITE?! ARE YOU PEOPLE ON CRACK? LOOK HOW ELEGANT MY NECK IS! THAT'S A SIGN OF GOOD BREEDING!!!"
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Sulky!bedhead!Jason! And his throat is all... exposed. HARRY IS SUCH A FUCKING TEASE.
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Fuck you, PSYCHO SISTER.
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Angsty!
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LOOK AT THAT BOTTOM LIP! *wants to bite it*
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Studious!Jason!
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More angst! As PSYCHO SISTER does something useful rather than creepy and tells him to sort things out with Eve Tish.
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I love how he has mild CRAZY EYES going on here
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*wibble*
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Alright, I may have got slightly carried away with these next few scenes. BUT they are adorable, and very important for character development and suchlike. Yes. *nods firmly* Jason goes to see Eve Tish and is generally deliciously sweet.
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How could anyone resist the slight!head!tilt!?
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Eve Tish can't...
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THE NECK! THE NECK!
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How is he this cute? Like, scientifically, I can't comprehend it.
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I LOVE that when he actually tells her, he makes a bit of a silly face, like it's not really a big deal. OHHH, HARRY, YOU KILL ME WITH THE ACTING SKILLZ.
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LOPSIDED SMILE THING WITH DIMPLE!!!!
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Slightly pouty lips!
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I love him. That is all.
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Profile!
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Ohhh, he's all nervous
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*gulp*
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There are no words. Not even dirty ones. He has melted my brain.
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Is that the beginnings of a scrunchy!face? I think it might be...
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The only time Harry Lloyd will ever have to say 'sympathy shag' in his entire life. Apart from all the times he's going to sleep with me.
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*squee*
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OH HE IS SO VERY LOVELY
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KISSING!!!
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LOOK AT THE EYELASHES!
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And now we begin the preparations for The Sexing That We Do Not See.
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ARSE!
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Look! He's doing the flicky thing with the condoms that he does with his tags in Robin Hood! This makes it A Harry Thing rather than A Character Thing! *feels slightly stalkerish*
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Look! It's Roy dressed as Boy George!
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OHHHH, HE LIT CANDLES! And he looks like THAT!
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*dies*
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Understandably, Eve Tish makes this face:
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Pre-sexing!
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Post-sexing! This cap makes me LOL a little bit. And that's ALL WE SEE. Screw you, director.
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"Who is Sophie, and why does she have my number?"
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Jason: *is concerned*
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LOOK AT HIM!
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Ohhh, the eyes! THE EYES!
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Awwww, he's taking Eve Tish to meet his grandma!
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Plot Lady: *has plot*
Jason: *is baffled*
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Look at him, being all revisiony and sincere!
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Except not really, because she's hiding under his bed! Ohh, you crazy kids.
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Oh, this is horrible. Jason goes to hospital.
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And yet still manages a FOREARMS! shot. Harry truly is gifted.
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*squee*
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He has a pen behind his ear! *loves him*
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Sleepy Bunny
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And this is where the show gets rather... retarded. Jason and Eve Tish are engaged! Which is fair enough, young love and all that, but he's also jacking in school and going to work in a garage. When he has cystic fibrosis. And is supposed to be really really clever. And everybody apart from Plot Lady seems to think this is an awesome idea.
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"What? You don't think this is an excellent idea?"
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Jason: *is sad*
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And then there is some bad lighting, but we all know that Harry can act past this
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And things get even more retarded when Jason BURNS ALL HIS SCHOOLWORK.
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Pensive!Jason!
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Okay, one good thing comes out of The Plot Of Stupidity. We see Harry in overalls.
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Look how adorable his hair is!
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He's doing that really cute thing with his mouth again!
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Time for a man-to-man chat with his daddy KING RICHARD! Is it the 29th yet? Is it?
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Angst!
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And now, a compeltely unsatisfying scene in which Jason expresses some doubts about DISCONTINUING HIS EDUCATION, and they are dispelled with a single kiss from Eve Tish. He still looks REALLY cute, though.
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Confusion?
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Nah. WTF, SHOW?! But I can't care, because look at that face!
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Thanks for sticking around, my lovelies! Saving for icon-making purposes is allowed and actively encouraged :D

[identity profile] tehuberfangirl.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Let us hope that Hood Academy encourages them all to keep pumping that iron/wielding that axe

Amen <3

I'm kinda hoping..that maybe Will gets hurt or something so he has to take his shirt off *shifty eyes*

isn't the cutest icon eva <3.

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. We must devote ourselves wholly to his well-being and keep his skin soft and supple.

Truce? (http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r48/sophiethestudent/Random%20Friends%20Stuff/jonas.jpg)

[identity profile] missmomoko.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaa no, he's just smiling sweetly. I haven't quite got the hang of tweening animation icons yet. Buthey, implied thrusting is always good. It's from the episode where Djaq/Will went to get honey and he's smiling at Gisbourne before they run away!

LOL, if Hollyoaks can have a light night edition...why can't we? *sobs*
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[identity profile] agguss.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
22!?!?! O_o He looks like 19 or so.

[identity profile] artemislives.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
LOOOOL O NO U DIDN'T. That means you were searching the interwebz for Zefron pictures, for shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame:P

Fine fine, truce:P

[identity profile] nim4.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
WARNING: This contains no actual sexing.
Pity -_-#

The neck... the neck... the ne... ah... oh... gah...
*THUD*

[identity profile] vickibot.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually love you. Nobody I know saw this! *Is now going to throw a cap in their face* lol. =)

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU KNOW THAT I DID. *does ninja move*

.... Shut up.

TRUCE! *does soothing dance of peace*

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right? STUPID DIRECTOR.

I will never cease to be amazed by THE NECK. It does things to me. Illegal things.

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

VINDICATED! Although it's probably for the best that they didn't see the non-Harry bits XD 'Twas baaaad...

[identity profile] vickibot.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! Yes it wasn't marvellous, but he did an excellent job with it. =)

/Hope you don't mind I added you. =)

[identity profile] curlybeach.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That little smile with the biting of lips and dimples and slightly raised eyebrows makes me come over all wibbly. Seriously. My brain actually goes offline for a second.

The show looks a little terrible, I must say, but I think Harry!neckporn in this abundance can brighten even the most dire of shows ^______^

Bravo, Sophie, bravo!

[identity profile] gregoria44.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I never did decide whether that girlfriend was eeevil or not. But then, (*has rare fit of generosity*) she did give him a cup to spit into, so I suppose she can't be all bad. (Huh?)

I'm sure that the sadly lamented, though vocally challenged, Royston White is truly grateful to pop up in these picspams. I noticed that, for no reason whatsoever, he used his cod-northern accent in this pile of poop too:

It added NOTHING, Mr. Beck. NOTHING.

I needed a good Harry fix today. I nearly popped when I saw that this had landed. I'm usually so distracted by his eyes and neck that I often forget how utterly swoonsome his mouth is. And oh, so adaptable...

Ha! I may or may not have lingered over the slow-mo during the forearm shot of delight from the hospital. It lessened the pain of the part where you were supposed to think he had died - but NO! He just got engaged. Doh!

[identity profile] lalumena.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
He's preeeetty. I knew losing the mo would be an improvement. Someone needs to talk to the people at Robin Hood.

[identity profile] comraich.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I live for your picspams! I didn't see this but it does sound like the plot royally sucked. He is very cute though. But Tamzin Outhwaite!? Meh. Why does she get to be in cool stuff with decent actors? Why did Mark Strong have to ditch his wife for her in Walk Away and I Stumble...it should have been me dammit!!!

[identity profile] cometotheedge.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, my lovely wobbly randy old internet connection was so overcome with Teh Beauty of Teh Lloyd it took about half an hour to download all that.

And it was worth every nanosecond.

*sigh*...you're right, how is he so cute. How??? He makes me melt. Melt like chocolate.

Re: shirtless!Will - given RH's admirable commitment to fanservice I can't believe they haven't at least thought about this, so can only assume that Harry is playing hard to get. It's no use darling, YOUR NIPPLES ARE RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS.

[identity profile] snugduff.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god. I want him to light my candle.

turning nearly all of these into icons...

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, I'm sorry. Except not, BECAUSE THE BOY NEEDS TO BE SEEN.

Seriously, they must have moles in the comms. HOW ELSE CAN IT BE EXPLAINED?! Maybe if we relentlessly spam EVERYWHERE with our demands for toplessness, Show will have NO CHOICE but to comply.

Or, we could go for the SUBMLIMINAL MESSAGING route. Just slip in the word NIPPLES every so often and see what happens.

Harry is a tease, though. We know this. HE IS TOYING WITH US!

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. Where are the boys like these, hmmmm? Answer: THEY DON'T EXIST BECAUSE THIS IS A REALLY BADLY WRITTEN SHOW.

DO IT. Please. DO IT DO IT DO IT.

[identity profile] cometotheedge.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, come on RH PowersThatBe, if we can have Guy'n'Allan's Big Gay Leather Bondagefest for the whole of series 2, one teensy little Shirtless Will scene is surely not too much to ask?

In fact, I may have to insist that the shirtlessness and the kissings happen at the same time. Preferably with that Pre-Sexing face as seen above, ie 'I GET TREATZ NAO? TREATZ FOR CUTENESS?? TREATZ WITH BEWBS???'

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :D

Oh, it was terrible! Just... *shudders* complete poo. LOL, I'd forgotten about Walk Away And I Stumble! She really pissed me off in that as well, grrr. Although the main thing I remember from that (apart from the Strong!hotness) is the Kate Bush song that they used in all the trailers. Gorgeous.

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
*defends the mo*

I like it! It makes him look whimsical! or something.... He's cute! And he needs it to stop him looking 14!

:p

[identity profile] lalumena.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Any other kind of facial hair I'm okay with! Just not the dirty mo...still, I have a wee crush on Jonas Armstrong and his Zefron hair so who am I to talk?

Is it really terribly badly written? Pity. This boy needs more attention, not less.

P.S. I did not see the neck attraction before but suddenly it's very...distracting. I did not realise it was possible to have a fanciable neck.

[identity profile] princesslucky.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh dear LOOOORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

*BRAIN TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH* CAN. NOT. TAKE. IT. JUST. WHAT


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ok. i've never iconned anything i haven't seen but this just ridiculous. *TAKES* *goes to part 1 again* and *TAKES*.

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
YES YES YES YES MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING!!!

*rubs hands with glee*

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