Picspam: Sophie Is A Pervy Baines-Fancier

[sophieisgod]

It is true. I am a pervy Baines-fancier. That's right. The creepy public school alien guy from "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood". Partly because Harry Lloyd is so very awesome at the whole acting thing, partly because Jeremy Baines is hot in a creepy way. I don't really want to be looking at the psychology of this one...

Nevertheless, here is a picspam, which will serve the purpose of a) proving that Baines is sexy, dammit! and winning over the haters/those who are very very creeped out by the whole Baines-fancying concept and b) proving that Harry Lloyd is really a dirty, dirty flirt who takes special pleasure in inciting lusty fangirls...


Evidence that Harry Lloyd is a dirty, dirty flirt: standing with his hands in his pockets, in such a way that his arse is blatantly on display.




Glory in the 1913 haircut! Seriously. Embrace it. Make friends with it. Feed it cake. It's here for the duration.


Harry claps his hands in delight at the thought of all those poor, helpless fangirls out there just *waiting* to be corrupted by Baines!lust


HIS BLAZER IS RIDING UP AND YOU CAN SEE SOMETHING THAT IS POSSIBLY A PAIR OF BRACES/SUSPENDERS/SIMILAR




He thoughtfully opens the window to let in the fangirls


He salutes his considerably less sexy comrades as he goes about his dirty flirty business


Long distance!braces shot!


Profile!shot!


The man manages NECKPORN! In such high collars! If this is not evidence of being a dirty flirt then I do not know what is!




HEAVENS ABOVE


And here is where it gets slightly confusing. Because of the ACTING thing (about which we must never forget! He is not simply a piece of meat! *shakes head*), Baines stops being a sexy posh twat and goes a wee bit vulnerable like Will Scarlett. My reproductive organs are happy yet baffled.


This is Harry experiencing a simulation of what would happen were all the sexual energy directed towards him to be unleashed at once...


It is shocking.


Dude, that's a pout. A POUT. Oh, he is toying with us now! Also, look at the eyelashes!






NECKPORN!


Alright, say your goodbyes to human!Baines. After this, it's creepy!alien!Baines all the way...




His mouth opens really wide. What? I'm just saying.


Say hello to creepy!alien!Baines. He's a little... intense.


And he has creepy camera angles.


And he does weird sniffing. But, we let this slide because PHNAR.


Now, this is most interesting. Harry appears to be subverting the time-honoured convention of NECKPORN! by turning his head in the opposite direction. I think I like it.


Very close close-up!




Baines has a new gang now. If they weren't aliens, they'd be slightly crap. HEAD TILT!


EVIL SMILING IN THE SPACESHIP OF EVIL




SEXY STANCE OF EVIL






Those are actual CRAZY EYES o~O


Because Harry is a dirty, dirty flirt, he has much knowledge re: cheekbone-enhancing lighting design




Slight!head tilt!


Oh my.


Aww, here he just looks like a crazy boy with a bubble gun. But, y'know, a strangely sexy and compelling one.






Sorry, I'm running out things to say! Basically, he's creepy AND sexy. All the time. Okay?






Creepy!hot!smiling!




HEAD TILT!


From now on, 'scarecrow army' is SO on my list of qualities necessary in a man.






*dies a little bit*


Again with the REVERSE!NECKPORN! I still like it. Rather a lot.








BUBBLE GUNS ARE HOT, OH YES THEY ARE




So very, very creepy. It is delicious.






GREEN = EVIL


LOPSIDED SMIRK OF DELICIOUS EVIL!




HIS SEXY EVIL SURVIVES EXPLOSIONS!


Alas, he turns into a scarecrow. If he has hayfever, that is one unconfortable lifetime he's been sentenced to. Maybe that was it all along! maybe the sniffing was just hayfever and THE DOCTOR LOCKED HIM UP FOREVER FOR BEING TOO MUCH AWESOME. YES.


And just in case some of you are feeling unnerved, here's some lovely Will Scarlett.


Better?

Comments

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

I have just laughed A LOT.

I love it how even human!Baines is a sexy, dirty flirt who knows the power of a braces!flash. Alien!Baines is intense and obscenely sexual and the beast knows it.

Aside from the amazing, sexy 'Who' shots there are some really just plain beautiful ones in here too (see Baines' speech and post-speech). Harry!acting is Love xXx

[rotae.livejournal.com]

Okay, so OMG, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought he was totally hot, LMAO.

Two words for you, dearest:

TOM. RIDDLE.

Oh yes. That is all.

Peace,
Rotae

[missmomoko.livejournal.com]

Here from Harry Llyod fans. OH YUMMMMMM! Thanks for making my morning and so much neck porn. Fabulous!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

So, how's the essay?

I feel sort of dirty after that. I think I shall have to do a wholesome Will!spam to cleanse myself.

obscenely sexual
I love you, Wifey. I also love Harry. Let's move to Utah and then the three of us can be a couple!

[psychie.livejournal.com]

Harry Lloyd is cool.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

DUDE. I was thinking that last night. NO LIE.

How was your Hogsmeade? The comic thing was GENIUS :D

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! I'm glad the NECKPORN! could bright your day. And seriously, who does NECKPORN! better than Harry?

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Correction: Harry Lloyd is HOT.

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

OT3! But if he really must bring Joe Armstrong then so be it.

Essay going great, thanks :D xXx

[rotae.livejournal.com]

LOL. When the show aired here, I rang up my mum and we had this big conversation about how he should play Tom Riddle, and also about Christian Coulson and we ended up getting totally confused as to who we were talking about, LMAO. Mum was like, "What else have I seen him in?" and I said, "Little Britain and some other stuff, too", and I thought she was talking about Christian, but she was actually talking about Harry LMAO CONFUSING PEOPLE!! LOL

I did the audio challenge and the group one and that was it ^^; I just finished Uni, so I needed a flop. Plus, I had to actually, like set two prompts up, so I fail. XDDD But yeah, I think we did pretty well on the comic :D

Peace,
Rotae

[yourmanuscript.livejournal.com]

HGABAUKYDGHWSDUYWGHEFSU! Way to make my day! The first pic made me LOL majorly. He is so asking the fangirls to come and get him. He can be green and still be freaking guh!worthy.

From now on, 'scarecrow army' is SO on my list of qualities necessary in a man. YES, YES, YES!

I love how you supplied a Will Scarlett that fits in with the NECKPORN(!) theme. XD

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe our future lies in a LOVE SQUARE. Balance is key, after all. Maybe there should be a rota?

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

They can do to us what they will, methinks xXx

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR WORDS... 'Will'.... Stop stealing ideas from that classy classy video!

I'm bored. Can we do a puzzle?

[halfapint.livejournal.com]

XD I admit it - I HATE Dr Who. It freaks me the crap out. BUT I watched Family of Blood (couldn't find the first one *sad*) JUST to watch creepy!Harry and his reverse!neck!porn.

HOW CAN A MAN LOOK SO ADORABLE AND CREEPY AT THE SAME TIME?!?! Seriously. *vaugely confused*

I can't call him hot he's not, he's like a sweet puppy! Hot is... hot is dripping wet chesticles. Leave Harry with dripping wet chesticles and THEN I shall acknowledge him as hot ^_^, but adorably creepily cute? Yes, that I can go with. ^_^;;

Oh picspams, I do love you. *tempted to go delve out pictures of the RH cast and prove a) Joe has the nicest arse EVER, b) they're all so pretty how can someone not have a crush on all of them? and c) NECKPORN follows them everywhere*

You're tempting me to finally write the fic that's been in my head since I watched that ep, which lead to the weirdest dream ever. *ponders this*

Also? In the first picture - he's not only deliberately showing off his arse, he's CHECKING that he's showing off his arse. GUH.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

Hee, I'm glad you enjoyed it! He is a bit of a minx...

Ahh, with this man the NECKPORN! is simply inescapable :D

[problematique.livejournal.com]

BAINES FOR 11TH DOCTOR OR GTFO
Baines has to come back on Doctor Who. It just needs to happen. I love Baines. I love Will make crazy ass Baines faces even more ; 0;

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I should tell you this, but secretly I've bought a massive jigsaw puzzle, which I've been doing. A big proper grown-up one- and it's fiendish!

PS- what colour do you think his eyes are? xXx

[templa-otmena.livejournal.com]

I love your userpic :D And yey for Baines as the 11th Doctor, although they'll need to find a way to bring back Charles Dickens just for Harry xXx

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE DOES IT, BUT I THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH THE EYES. AND ALSO THE NECK.

I am very very okay with anything that involves Harry having dripping wet chesticles. How can this be arranged?

I DEMAND THIS PROOF OF WHICH YOU SPEAK! Especially the bit about Joe's arse...

[vivere.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

THIS WAS EXCELLENT; I ♥ YOU!

*adds to memories*

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

HELL YES PLEASE. Maybe some sort of letter-writing campaign is required? XD

[vivere.livejournal.com]

LOLLLLLLLLL.

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

YES. A LOT. Because he is descended from Charles Dickens himself!

[rose-greenthumb.livejournal.com]

No no no no no no no!

This is all so wrong.