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she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes ([personal profile] sophieisgod) wrote2007-08-13 04:50 pm

Je Suis Une Randomiste

Yet another of those tedious dribs 'n' drabs posts, in which Sophie attempts to chronicle her increasingly dull life experiences. Why is Southport so very boring? Why are there no jobs? Why isn't the weather nice enough for me to get any decent photographs of the pier? Grrr.


Okay, I saw Hairspray (against my better judgement) and I actually love it! Like, can't-stop-singing-the-songs, twisting-all-the-time, seen-it-twice-and-going-again, worried-because-I-found-Zac-Efron-vaguely-attractive love it! You can't not love a musical featuring a flasher in its opening number!

Anyway, veering wildly between gloriously kitsch and cheesy and actually rather moving, Hairspray is a bit awesome. Firstly, Elijah Kelley is HOT. Secondly, James Marsden is DELICIOUS (I had to tell my friend that he was Cyclops! I win, she does not). Thirdly, I've seen (and enjoyed, but that's a different story) High School Musical, and now I kinda fancy Zac Efron. This makes me feel a little bit ill. It's the hips, I tells ya! And the hair! And that bit in "I Can Hear The Bells" where he licks his hand! Also, he was Young!Simon in Firefly, which is odd. Anyway, uncomfortable feelings aside, it made me feel very happy. Also, John Travolta makes a strangely convicing woman. And Christopher Walken wins, as usual.



The Departed is all kinds of awesome. Firstly, very cute leads. When did Leo get hot again? It's been a while. I mean, he really did not look great in Gangs Of New York. But topless!prison!workouts I can get on board with, I really can. And Matt Damon! Usually I like him when he's being all taciturn and morose (I cannot WAIT for The Bourne Ultimatum), but in this he was all cheeky and charming and so on. That first scene with annoying!female!lead! in the lift was adorable.

Also, all the Irish! I had to buy the soundtraack because it was so very badass. And this line is so very, very true:
"If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life."

And yay! for violence (that bit with the arm and the cast! ouch!) and extreme swearing and unexpected and frequent deaths. Anyone seen Infernal Affairs? Does it compare favourably? And just general praise in the direction of Ray Winstone and Mark Wahlberg.



I finally got around to watching the Ray Winstone Henry VIII that I ordered, like, at EASTER. It was pretty good. Ray Winstone was a beast in the early parts, especially when on horseback. Oh my. Mark Strong was complete sex, as ever. I don't understand why someone would employ Sean Bean, God Of Sex, and then use him for a mere ten minutes but whatever. Helena Bonham-Carter as Anne Boleyn was good, different to how I'd anticipated her playing it. I now have something of a girl crush on Emily Blunt, after seeing her play Catherine Howard, so expect picspam, or icons, or something in the next few days - my historical ship of choice is currently Catherine Howard/Thomas Culpepper... All in all, pretty good, apart fom it was ITV, so production values weren't great. And ugh, to the nasty, soft-lit, floaty pink veils not-sex scene with Henry and Anne. Yack.


Meme, gacked from [livejournal.com profile] clouded_logic and [livejournal.com profile] tardisdoll
Post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples:"5 Things You'd Do If The World Explodeded" or "Top 5 things to drink"). Then, in the comments, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then you post this offer in your own journal.

I got History Boys tickets! Saturday 27th October, Matinee, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ROW B OF THE STALLS, BABY! I am slightly overcome. Ooh, and the audiobook came!

I'm reading lots and lots of Philip Larkin at the minute, and the more I read it, the more I like it.

Water
If I were called in
To construct a religion
I should make use of water.

Going to church
Would entail a fording
To dry, different clothes;

My litany would employ
Images of sousing,
A furious devout drench,

And I should raise in the east
A glass of water
Where any-angled light
Would congregate endlessly.

Oh, and happy Alfred Hitchcock's birthday! May your day be full of suspense.

[identity profile] spybarbie.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Zac Efron frightens me.

I'm flabbergasted that someone actually enjoyed The Departed. I'm still waiting to get those hours of my life back, Scorsese!

And, uh.. for the meme: Top 5 Favorite Heroes of Literature.

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
In my circle of friends, he's known as Watermelon Mouth, because when he talks, he resembles one of the singing watermelons from Sesame Stree...

Heh, I liked it. Mob violence FTW!

Heroes...
1. Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind
2. Mr Rochester, Jane Eyre
3. Colonel Brandon, Sense & Sensibility
4. Odysseus, The Odyssey, The Iliad
5. Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing

[identity profile] spybarbie.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
He has incredibly feminine features, and I guess that's just freaky to me. Plus, he's my age & he looks about 12.

It was a good film, I guess, it's just not my taste. Great cast, though. And fantastic that Marty (FINALLY) won an Oscar.

Your top 3 are the same as mine (except 2 & 3 are flipped). Out of curiousity, what makes you rank Rochester over Brandon?

[identity profile] scissorgypsy.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
'Infernal Affairs' is great, but I haven't seen 'The Departed' so I can't give you a comparison.

Hey, ten minutes of Sean Bean is not to be sniffed at :P (and I agree, Emily Blunt is hot stuff - have you seen 'My Summer Of Love'? Because OMG)

Top Five Girl Crushes please :D

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, good, I'll give it a go then! Although I wonder if it spoils knowing that EVERYONE dies...

True, true. I'm just greedy :D And I started watching MSOL this afternoon and got interrupted, so that's on the to-do list. I love her in Gidon's Daughter, though.

Top 5 Girl Crushes (at this moment, as I am fickle)
1. Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Goddess.
2. Julianne Moore
3. Ludivine Sagnier (Swimming Pool... wow)
4. Natalie Portman
5. Emily Blunt :D

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-14 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, and I bought Infernal Affairs today! And I finished MSOL. Gorgeous film.

[identity profile] kyasuriin.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)

5 times Scripps & Posner kissed :)

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!

1. Hastily on the piano; it made loud noises
2. Up against the war memorial
3. Behind a crumbly wall at the Abbey; Posner was upset about Dakin and Irwin
4. The night they stayed in Oxford for their interviews; they were sharing a room...
5. After Hector's funeral

[identity profile] kyasuriin.livejournal.com 2007-08-14 12:10 am (UTC)(link)

hee!! This made me grin so big earlier when I saw it. Yay! thank you :)

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-14 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome! That was so much more fun than it should have been. I don't even ship those two, and now I kinda want to write the piano thing. Dagnabbit!

[identity profile] darkangsty42.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. One more mention of Zac Effron not in relation to Firefly and I will explode. Everyone here is effing obsessed. There was a girl who sat near me at lunch all this past year with a Zac Effron folder, and every time I walked by her, I wanted to ask her if she'd see Firefly, which I'm betting she hadn't.

The Departed! Nghh. ♥ that movie. After seeing it, I finally got the Leo craze. But then again, back in the day, he was emulating a member of a boy band, which is hard to find attractive. Also, wasn't Martin Sheen Bartlet in that all over again? Except for the being shot and pushed off a building, of course.

Since we talked about Firefly... top 5 shipping moments (series or film) or top 5 favorite character moments (series or film).

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome back to the fold, Leo! Although, I must admit, I thought he was reet foxy as Romeo, with the armour and all that. More so than in Titanic. But maybe that's just because Shakespeare > James Cameron. And yes, Martin Sheen was very President Police Person. FUCK, when he got thrown off the roof! Hardcore.

Top 5 Firefly Shipping Moments
Oh no, I haven't watched in ages, they've all fallen out of my brain! Ah, well.
1. Kaylee/Simon: "You mean to say, as in, sex?" "I mean to say." And also, ENGINE ROOM SEX!
2. Mal/Inara: All the kissing/tension/falling down and hurting of heads like Wash in "Our Mrs Reynolds"
3. Jayne/Kaylee: Only a little moment, but I love him watching her get fixed after the shooting in the pilot.
4. Wash/Zoe: Snuggling at the bonfire thing in "our Mrs Reynolds"
5. Kaylee/Simon: "I said, I think you're pretty" and so on, drunk and then the morning after, in "Jaynestown"

Damn, I can't remember any good Mal/Inara moments! Curses!

[identity profile] darkangsty42.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess he was good-looking in R+J... I just hated that movie. Not because it was terribly bad - just because I hate Romeo and Juliet. And I adore Shakespeare. I guess it's just that it's the message of "go rashly get married to some whiny kid and then kill yourself over him." I fail to see the romance in that.

And the blood is all like "SPLATTER!" Hardcore, indeed.

And you know what? Mal and Inara never kiss! For real! Damn you Joss! *goes off and builds a shrine anyway*
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[identity profile] agguss.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah, so much to comment about xD

I've been hearing really good things about Hair Spray. I'm not much of a musicals lover, and especially focused in the 60s/70s/whatever, but I think I'll give it a try. Your comments on Zac Efron made me laugh x)

I liked The Departed, although not like in a OMG!!1AMAZINGMOVIE1! kind of way. It was good. The violence in it was amazing though, in a good way. Especially at the end in the scene with the elevator. The music/Irish references were also good :))

I watched Henry VIII. It was a long time ago, and although I can't remember specific details about it I remember I liked it. And indeed, he was smexy as a young Henry *nods* I also liked Ray Winstone in King Arthur and was happily surprised to find him in The Departed ^^

Oh, and happy Alfred Hitchcock's birthday! May your day be full of suspense
lol :DD

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I went a bit over the top in this post XD

I honestly loved it, it's a proper feel-good film. I do have a bit of a musicals fetish, so I may be biased, but give it a go :)

Eep! The violence! Very cool. Especially at the end, that was just insane. I have an urge to rewatch and just count how many people get shot in the head/thrown off a roof etc.

Ray Winstone, in general, is smexy. I wasn't fussed on King Arthur, but I did love the supporting characters, especially The Two Rays, Winstone and Stevenson. Yummy.
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[identity profile] agguss.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, King Arthur was alright. I liked it more than I thought I would though. But as you said the two Rays were OMGFANTASTIC. Ray Stevenson was sooooo sexy. I had a big crush over him for a while. Another one that was amazing was Stellan SkarsgÄrd in all his vinking-ness xD

Wow, now that I think about it there was a lot of hotness going on in that movie. Ioan Gruffudd was looking good too & Mads Mikkelsen was interesting ^^ I might watch it again heh.

Meme: five best movies to watch in a rainy afternoon!

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I forgot about Ioan! Silly me. And Ray Stevenson in Rome is incredible. Manly in a tunic, what more can you ask?

5 best movies to watch on a rainy afternoon
Stuff that makes me feel all warm and snuggly...
1. Stand By Me
2. Little Women
3. Singin' In The Rain :)
4. Beauty & The Beast
5. Much Ado About Nothing
Also, the LotR trilogy, but I think that would be pushing it for one afternoon...
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[identity profile] agguss.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
4. Beauty & The Beast
Awww. Lovely movie. I'm listening to the score right now ^^

5. Much Ado About Nothing
so much &hearts

Also, the LotR trilogy, but I think that would be pushing it for one afternoon...
this made me lol :DDD That alone would be the whole afternoon xD
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[identity profile] clouded-logic.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I was hooked after the first song, despite having been so pessimistic about it. It was just so HAPPY! :D

Ewww, the licking the hand bit was gross.

John Travolta should be a woman permanently. I like him better that way. :D

And: 5 things you would do to try and get thrown into prison.

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good morning Baltimooooooore! There's the flasher that lives next door!" :)

It was hot. I am warped. But just imagine a Phelps twin doing it. Also, I have been dwelling on Oliver's crooked smile more than is healthy. Leading us nicely to...

5 things I would do to try and get thrown into prison
1. Hold up a stables, demanding they get Oliver there sharpish, before I start setting fire to bales of hay
2. Handcuff myself to a twin and swallowing the key
3. Ambush, Robin Hood style
4. Inadvertently get caught by the Internet Police
5. As a last resort... Kidnapping
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[identity profile] clouded-logic.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
A Phelps twin doing it would be hot. I feel I am being a tad biased.

Oh oh oh does that mean I can have James? Considering you are threatening to set fire to bales of hay for his twin :D

1. I LOVE THIS. Ohhhh I just thought of an extra thing for the Phelps!Maths equation: OLIVER'S SUNGLASSES THAT HE WEARS ON THAT HORSE PICTURE. They make him look HOT.

2. That would be Oliver? *nods encouragingly*

5. I'll help! :D

[identity profile] sophieisgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you were having fictional!Fred! Ohhh, don't make me choose. Because while Oliver has the deliciously crooked smile, James has The Look, and I cannot easily discount The Look when choosing my marriage partner.

Phelps!Maths will make our fortunes, I am sure. The tshirt sales alone will be ample dowry.
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[identity profile] clouded-logic.livejournal.com 2007-08-14 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
But fictional!Fred also dies, so I need some sort of back-up. And remember, Fred = James = mine, so... *g*

Best invention of the millennium XD I so want to go and meet them now! If we gave them a couple of Phelps!Maths t-shirts, it still wouldn't be the weirdest thing they'd ever had. I mean, the bra with potatoes thing, I don't think anything could beat that. o.O

Happy Hitch day of birth to youuuuuuu!

[identity profile] psychie.livejournal.com 2007-08-14 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I wrote the same thing in my post about Zac Efron. LULZ.

Oh hurrah! I am happy you are seeing History Boys :D

The Departed was good I thought, maybe a bit overrated. I appreciated it more seeing as I know Boston and all their locationsssss. *boasts*