In my circle of friends, he's known as Watermelon Mouth, because when he talks, he resembles one of the singing watermelons from Sesame Stree...

Heh, I liked it. Mob violence FTW!

Heroes...
1. Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind
2. Mr Rochester, Jane Eyre
3. Colonel Brandon, Sense & Sensibility
4. Odysseus, The Odyssey, The Iliad
5. Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing