THE BAT SPAM

[sophieisgod]

Wow, a post unreleated to Harry Potter. Is it too soon? It feels too soon. Anyway, Batman Begins has rather a lot of Gary Oldman in, so that kind of counts, doesn't it?


So, the son of a Gotham billionare falls down a well...




And gets attacked by bats. Hee.


But it's okay, because in the future he looks like Christian Bale!


Unfortunately, he appears to be in some sort of Far Eastern prison...


He makes friends by totally kicking the shit out of six guys at once. And by 'makes friends', I mean 'gets himself locked in solitary confinement'.




But what's this? It's Liam Neeson! Liam Neeson sets Christian Bale a mysterious flower-based challenge.


After manfully completing his mysterious flower-based challenge, I'm pretty sure Christian Bale was expecting a better prize than a fellow with an odd beard.




Flashback! Young Boy with his parents (is his mum Stella from Sugar Rush?) looking all happy. That won't last...




Told you.


But, y'know, silver linings. Now he gets to have Gary Oldman put a coat around him and touch his face.


Okay, so now we're in the future, but not as far in the future as we were before. In this timeframe, Christian Bale has silly hair like Robert Sean Leonard in Much Ado About Nothing, mmkay?


This is Katie Holmes. She is invariably self-righteous and makes annoying faces. Thankfully, in The Dark Knight, she will be played by Maggie Gyllenhaal.


Annoying face!


Meanwhile, in the future, Christian Bale is totally a better ninja than Liam Neeson.




But then, he finds out The Bearded Man is evil! And blows up the House Of Ninja Learning!


So, he gets on a plane and formulates a Plan.


Because Michael Caine is awesome, he is allowed to make these faces. Katie Holmes, however, is definitely not.


She does not appear to have received this memo.


Even Cillian Murphy recognises how annoying she is, and he is clearly psychotic.


While he begins to implement his Plan, Christian Bale pines for Gary Oldman.




He also enlists the help of Morgan Freeman, because everything is better with Morgan Freeman on board.


"Spelunking." Hee.


Meanwhile, Gary Oldman is feeling blue, because his partner is Gross and Disgusting.




Unable to be parted from Gary Oldman for a moment longer, Christian Bale takes matters into his own hands...




He ensures that his chosen balaclava maximises the impact of his pout.


When this fails to ensare Gary Oldman, Christian Bale resorts to incresingly desperate measures...




He also punishes Gross Disgusting Partner Guy for not being worthy of Gary Oldman.




Oh, and in case you were wondering, Katie Holmes is still annoying and Cillian Murphy is still psychotic.




"I gotta get me one of those!" HERE IS YOUR CLUE, CHRISTIAN BALE!




Meanwhile, the plot has been happening, and it turns out Liam Neeson was the evil one all along! And he totally burns down Christian Bale's house!




Christian Bale finally realises that the way to win Gary Oldman's heart is to give him the keys to the Batmobile. And then Gary Oldman totally saves the day. Because he is AWESOME.






Christian Bale finaly earns the Gary Oldman Wave Of Approval.


Katie Holmes is annoying some more.


And finally, Christian Bale ends this journey the way he always dreamed he would: alone on a rooftop with Gary Oldman.






Cunningly, he has also managed to ensure that he'll get to spend even more time with Gary Oldman in the next film...




Ahh, gratuitous manly goodness...
In Which Christian Bale Looks Vaguely Angsty




Sword!Angst




Flopsy hair!Angst
















In Which Christian Bale Is Delicious In A Suit








"Does it come in black?"




In Which Christian Bale Is Wet












PRESS UPS!






A Little Something I Like To Call 'The Pyjama Sequence'






















Gary Oldman Leaning In A Doorway




Cillian Murphy: Lovable Psycho


I'll just take this moment to apologise for turning Batman Begins into One Man's Quest To Spend Time With Gary Oldman. I guess I'm not quite over Harry Potter yet...

Comments

[psychie.livejournal.com]

I am still convinced I am having Gary's children...

Katie Holmes was the bad thing about BB.

Oh god Cillian.

[bishwop.livejournal.com]

This is weird and freaky, because I have just been staring at Christian bale for approximately 2 hours realising that he looks exactly like how I picture Lupin, albeit slightly younger.

I guess I'm not quite over Harry Potter yet...
Don't worry. Evidently, I'm not either.

Thanks for the picspam! Eye-candy, mmmmm =D

I really need to see Gary Oldman in a film that's not Harry Potter.

[agguss.livejournal.com]

I loved these. The movie was so much better than I expected, I really liked it. The amount of Bale, Oldman and Neeson was also... wonderful ^_^ I saw this in a private theater and it was so awesome hah.

I just regret Holmes is in it too :/

BALE-UUUTIFUL!!

[woofgal.livejournal.com]

Wonderful work!!

My eyes (and other parts) are in Bat Heaven!! ;-)

[mirandafox.livejournal.com]

over from bale_daily

HEH! Batman Begins was a love story and I never even noticed!

[mo-shmoe.livejournal.com]

Here from bale_daily. I love that you only capped Katie Holmes when she was making a stupid face. And holy crap, I never noticed that scene where Christian's sitting on the floor with a little glass of orange juice next to his bare feet. I find that intensely erotic.

I award this picspam (especially the pajama sequence) an A++.

[clouded-logic.livejournal.com]

Are you very subtly trying to tell us you have a new obsession?

The first time I watched that, I wasn't even sure if it was Gary Oldman. I thought it looked a lot like him, but I wasn't too sure. Don't be disappointed in me!

[ewris.livejournal.com]

Hi! here from bale_daily great picspam for a Sunday evening especially the pyjama Sequence, I love your captions too.

[whywastewords.livejournal.com]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID??!!

...

I watched this film only for the Bale!!!

I have no interest in the Batman franchise. It's only by accident that I liked the film inbetween my Bale-induced trances.

THEN I moved onto The Prestige, just for more extra Bale-y goodness... IN WHICH HE DOES A COCKNEY ACCENT AND IS SNARKY AND CHARMING AND CLEVER... all in the 19th century!!!

Oh Christian...

[angelcure.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I love your comments on the caps, and I 100% agree about Katie Holmes. Saving to memories ;)

[romantic-envy.livejournal.com]

I spent the better part of that movie wondering where the hell I had seen Oldman before. XD;; He was always one of those actors that I had seen in all kinds of things, but it never really clicked until recently.

Hehe, love the commentary though!

Oldman, Bale, Murphy, Neeson... what wasn't to love about BB? ^_^

[smashpumpkins21.livejournal.com]

ok i don't know you and you don't know me but i seriously just laughed my ass off at the running commentary on those screencaps. katie's faces = annoying. funny and true. funny annnd true.

[niprhidel.livejournal.com]

LOL - totally loved your captions - had me laughing all the way through.

And, of course for the awesome Bat-spam I couldn't get enough of. ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/jerk_iscrushin_/]

I am hip to your jive.
These caps where amazingly great.
:D

[nutty-elf.livejournal.com]

Because Michael Caine is awesome, he is allowed to make these faces. Katie Holmes, however, is definitely not.

Ahahahaa, that is SO true! And because Maggie's playing Rachel now, I'm sure the character will consist of more than just 1361874 annoying faces.

[siriala.livejournal.com]

What is it with Christian and rooftops ?! ;)

I love your caps, the beautiful and/or the funny ones, and your captions ! I was laughing a lot until I got to Christian so delicious in a suit. I think my heart skipped a few beats...

Also, Gary Oldman was quite sexy is that latest HP movie ;) (And sorry for the double comment, does it help if I say me speak very bad english ? :))

[edge-of-night.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I love this movie and I LOVE your spam! I'm ok with the Quest for Gary Oldman thing, too. And the lovable psycho!! XD By the way, Christian Bale REVELS in the angst. 'Tis why I love him sooooo... (look! even angst with the icon! sheesh!)

Christian Bale has silly hair like Robert Sean Leonard in Much Ado About Nothing, mmkay?
LOL! So true.

I can't wait for the next one. (Batman movie OR picspam, whichever!)

[therthsayshello.livejournal.com]

thank you for the pictures. my friends and i enjoyed them in class. god cillians so freaking hot.

[darkangsty42.livejournal.com]

Yay Bateman Batman! Siriusly, my favorite of all the superhero movies. So much pretteh.

Also, belated happy b-day. I've been away all week and neglecting LJ. But I'll catch up, I swear.