LOL I KNOW. If I were to molest them I would flip decades of sexual harrassment on its head and say THEY LED ME ON AND BASICALLY SAID YES NON-VERBALLY BY EXPOSING THEIR PELVISES TO ME. I would still go to prison, though.

Dude, did you see the 100m final? He didn't even try all the way, and he STILL broke the world record!

Yeah, I saw Valerie Vili getting all teary on the podium, and I got quite teary myself :)