sophieisgod: (Argonath)
she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes ([personal profile] sophieisgod) wrote2007-02-19 02:41 pm

It's Another Meme... Don't Stab Me.

I know I said I wouldn't do this, but my life really is this uneventful.


(2 Points) My first name:
(1 Point) My last name:
(5 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(3 Points) Who was my first celeb-crush:
(2 Points) Where do I live:
(3 Points) What am I afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke:
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(3 Points) How many siblings do I have:
(2 Points) Do I have children:
(2 Points) Do I get along with my parents:
(4 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(2 Points) How many piercings do I have:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(4 Points) What's my favorite TV show:
(3 Points) What's my favorite animal:
(2 Points) What's my favorite color:
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 Points) What kind of shoes do I wear:
(4 Points) Do I have any pets:
(2 Points) Who am I dating right now:
(5 Points) What am I studying in school:
(5 Points) What is the color of my room:
(4 Points) What are my political views:
(3 Points) What's my religion:
(5 Points on creativity) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:


The person who loves me mostest gets liquor.

In other news, Whitman makes me cream. Especially when the lecturer looks like House. One day, I shall have to post Emma's picspam-of-sorts for comparison. It's erotic. I pity/ mock the Victorian Lit folks slaving away at Middlemarch... American Lit pre-1910 is where it's at, y'all! Got my essay back, and it didn't suck! Plus, Natalie was really nice about my contributions in seminars. Apparently I'm very insightful with a great eye for detail, and am often able to send the discussion in a new and interesting direction with my brief, yet thought-provoking, interjections. Go me. It's not quite as good as that time when Kitten said I had 'piercing intelligence', but it's all gravy. Whatever the fuck 'it's all gravy' means. It's good, right?
Also, I'm still undecided whether or Kerri's interjections actually heighten my enjoyment of a film, or whether I should just follow my gut instinct and stab her in the head with an icepick.


Choice exchanges when watching Gladiator:
Kerri: "Ooh, did I miss the bit with the lions?"
Me: *grits teeth* "Tigers. And yeah."

*Joaquin Phoenix is attempting to get it on with his sister*
Kerri: "Are they mother and son?" *guffaws*
Me: *resists urge to maim*
Flashback to the hideous LotR marathon incident, where she remarked of Eomer/ Eowyn "Are they in love?". And then giggled.

*Final image appears onscreen*
Kerri: "I don't think I HAVE seen this, you know!"
Me & Kathryn: *thinking* "You're a fucktard."

And I can be mean about her on here, because she almost definitely doesn't have LiveJournal. I know this, because she has no opinions, and therefore needs no outlet to express them. Besides, she'd never find me. It's not like my name's in my user name.


I suppose I should mention My Day With The 'Rents, which was atually pretty good. Juanita was supposed to come up with them, but she got as far as Tesco's before throwing up and was duly deposited at home. She claims dodgy BBQ, I'm guessing Smirnoff Ice. Anyhow, I totally wowed them with the glory of Ask, got my mother slightly tipsy on Pinot Grigio Blush (I like Pinot, because Sideways says it's lush... I'm easily led), had the bearded equivalent of a fangirl debate with my dad about my course and reading list (He's with me on Early Renaissance Vs Late Renaissance: Fuck you, Ben Jonson!) and got bought a rather snazzy new coat. And they brought me a pouffe. So all is well.

Side note: Kirk, of Gilmore Girls fame, might actully be one of my favourite supporting characters ever.

Also, I should probably screen comments, because you're all dirty cheaters.

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
(will be screened)
(will be screened)
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting