LOL, I'm sorry. Except not, BECAUSE THE BOY NEEDS TO BE SEEN.

Seriously, they must have moles in the comms. HOW ELSE CAN IT BE EXPLAINED?! Maybe if we relentlessly spam EVERYWHERE with our demands for toplessness, Show will have NO CHOICE but to comply.

Or, we could go for the SUBMLIMINAL MESSAGING route. Just slip in the word NIPPLES every so often and see what happens.

Harry is a tease, though. We know this. HE IS TOYING WITH US!