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sophieisgod) wrote2007-12-16 10:11 pm
sophieisgod) wrote2007-12-16 10:11 pm
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Jason Bradley: Cuter Than You
So, Vital Signs. That was fun. I have honestly only watched the Harry Lloyd bits of this, let's face it, really rather naff show. But I present these bits for you ogling please. Enjoy, fellow perverts.
Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.
This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.
PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.
Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.
Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?
Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*
And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots
More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.
Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:
Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.
"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"
"YEAH I DID!"
Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?
Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.
Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams
I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.
Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...
This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.
Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.
Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.
Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.
Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*
Jason is smitten.
Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:
Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.
But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.
*high 5s Jason* THWAP!
And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!
THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.
NECKPORN!
Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"
Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!
Boy's got a date!
SQUEEEEEEE!
How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.
Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.
DATE DATE DATE
This boy is just too beautiful.
Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!
Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*
Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*
HAND ON FACE!
*dies*
If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too
Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!
Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father
BED!HAIR! *ruffles*
Uniform!
Eavesdropping!Jason!
Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*
Jason's gaming face!![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
templa_otmena, is that dark enough for you?
*squee*
Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.
Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.
And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?
And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else
Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.
This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.
PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.
Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.
Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?
Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*
And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots
More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.
Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:
Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.
"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"
"YEAH I DID!"
Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?
Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.
Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams
I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.
Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...
This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.
Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.
Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.
Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.
Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*
Jason is smitten.
Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:
Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.
But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.
*high 5s Jason* THWAP!
And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!
THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.
NECKPORN!
Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"
Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!
Boy's got a date!
SQUEEEEEEE!
How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.
Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.
DATE DATE DATE
This boy is just too beautiful.
Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!
Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*
Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*
HAND ON FACE!
*dies*
If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too
Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!
Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father
BED!HAIR! *ruffles*
Uniform!
Eavesdropping!Jason!
Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*
Jason's gaming face!
templa_otmena, is that dark enough for you?*squee*
Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.
Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.
And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?
And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else
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Yes he did. YES HE DID. This is a sacred duty and we must perform it
lustilysolemnly and with the utmostabandondignity. YES.Phnar. SHEEN OF SWEAT. One of my ultimate, all-time kinks. PHNAR. SHEEN OF SWEAT ON HIS NECK THAT WE ARE BIBLICALLY OBLIGATED (for we shall surely be in charge of writing the scared texts of HARRYLAND, given our mad list-making skillz) TO LICK OFF.
I'll be in my bunk in the turbo shuttle, reading the auto-pilot manual.
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Absolutely. I could not agree more. Teh Master Lloyd NEEDS us in this matter:D
OH GOD, SWEAT ON THE NECK. And there will also be sweat on his BACK, OH GOD, WHICH MEANS SHOULDER BLADES AND ZOMFG *IS DYING* Tongues are mandatory in this matter, I'm sure that Master Lloyd will agree *nods vociferously*
I'm going to pick out the appropriate linens for the king-size bed:D You know, the *ahem* stain resistant variety:)
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It is our DESTINY.
SHOULDER BLADES, SHOULDER BLADES!!! Oh fuck. If I wasn't already sitting down I would have to. OH MOTHER OF GOD WE WILL HAVE HARRYSWEAT ON OUR TONGUES AND IT WILL TASTE LIKE POETRY AND FORESTS AND OXFORD.
I agree 100% re: bedding. Also, we should explore the interesting rammifications (dirty!) of our spaced-based zero-gravity environment. If Harry is floating, his neck/back/shoulder blades etc WILL ALL BE EASILY ACCESSIBLE FROM ALL ANGLES.
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG :O YOU HAVE KILLED ME. OMFG. THAT IS FUCKING POETRY DARLING.
Mmmm, I was considering that also! Another thing I also thought of though: the lack of gravity won't always be our friend, and so we'll need to TIE him down sometimes, which will have even GREATER implications concerning our particular interests, y/y? ;)
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This is most true. I vote we use the turbo shuttle to quickly raid the RH costume department in Hungary and stockpile Will!scarves with which to secure his lithe and sweaty wrists. And ankles. And PHNAR.
Seriously, I'm hoping you have at least a basic knowledge of astrophysics, because I'm just here to offer sweat-related similes. And tie up a certain long-necked dandy. And lick things.
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