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sophieisgod) wrote2007-12-16 10:11 pm
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Jason Bradley: Cuter Than You
So, Vital Signs. That was fun. I have honestly only watched the Harry Lloyd bits of this, let's face it, really rather naff show. But I present these bits for you ogling please. Enjoy, fellow perverts.
Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.
This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.


PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.

Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.

Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?

Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*

And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots





More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.


Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:




Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.


"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"

"YEAH I DID!"


Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?


Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.

Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams


I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.

Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...

This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.


Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.

Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.

Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.

Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*

Jason is smitten.

Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:

Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.

But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.

*high 5s Jason* THWAP!




And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!

THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.


NECKPORN!

Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"


Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!

Boy's got a date!

SQUEEEEEEE!

How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.



Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.

DATE DATE DATE

This boy is just too beautiful.


Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!

Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*

Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*

HAND ON FACE!

*dies*

If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too

Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!

Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father

BED!HAIR! *ruffles*

Uniform!


Eavesdropping!Jason!

Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*

Jason's gaming face!
templa_otmena, is that dark enough for you?

*squee*

Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.

Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.


And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?


And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else
Spoilers abound, because you probably won't watch this for the plot.
This is Jason Bradley. He is played by Harry Lloyd and is therefore awesome and adorable and other things beginning with the letter 'A'.


PEN IN MOUTH! And also bed!hair! Phnar.

Jason has cystic fibrosis. Harry plays this very nicely; he coughs in heartwrenching places and it all looks very natural.

Jason takes his FUCKING PSYCHOTIC sister to the hospital. Seriously, this girl feeds her appendix to one of her teachers. It is messed up. Also, note the fluro glow from the paramedic's jacket on his face. TOTAL BAINES FORESHADOWING, Y/N?

Oh, and did I mention the school uniform? It's totally okay, he was like 22 when he made this *squishes the boy*

And now, a series of Gratiuitously Cute Bedside Shots





More uniform! He is so scruffy and delicious.


Jason's Anoying Mother, AKA Plot Lady, announces to the family that she desires to train as a doctor. Jason makes these faces:




Plot Lady needs help, and so obviously turns to Jason, who exudes brilliance and huggability.


"I just took my motorcycle test. I'm nervous. Did I pass?"

"YEAH I DID!"


Jason wants a motorbike. How can you refuse that face?


Look, it's Roy! I could not for the life of me tell you his storyline, but he's in it quite a lot. No scenes with Harry, though.

Jason is hurt because Plot Lady is sacrificing his bike!dreams for her own medicine!dreams


I can't even joke about this cap because it hurts too much. Basically, he just heard Plot Lady say "... sit around waiting for my son to die!" HARRY KILLS ME WITH THE PAIN EYES.

Look! It's Steven Waddington, AKA King Richard! Fandom collides once more...

This is Harry's "Why the fuck is Tamzin Outhwaite playing my mother?! Don't these people know I'm a direct descendant of Charles Dickens himself (a la the David Copperfield publicity)?!" face.


Will Scarlett needs to scrunch his face up more.

Best. Helmet Hair. Ever.

Ohhhh, this is the cutest sequence ever. JASON GETS HIS FLIRT ON.

Tish from Doctor Who! Baines and Martha's sister! *fandom implodes*

Jason is smitten.

Upon noticing Jason, Tish understandably makes this face:

Jason looks away, because he is a cutie.

But then he looks back, because he is also a stud.

*high 5s Jason* THWAP!




And now I need to go and eat some lemons, because those two are too sweet to be human. Meanwhile, Jason is taking photos!

THE EYES, THE EYES! They may just be the perfect colour.


NECKPORN!

Aha! Crafty boy! He has deliberately used up all his film so he has to go back to the shop! *chuckles fondly* Also, you haven't lived until you've heard Harry Lloyd say "... and some double-A batteries, please"


Oho! Those pesky kids and their flirting are creating a queue!

Boy's got a date!

SQUEEEEEEE!

How can one person make soemthing as mundane as sponging off your parents look pretty? 'Tis a most rare gift.



Psycho!Sister freaks out poor, virginal Jason.

DATE DATE DATE

This boy is just too beautiful.


Nervous first!kiss! face! It's like Will's First Boob all over again!

Oh noes! Coughing fit. *squishes boy*

Brace yourselves. This is what A Harry Lloyd Kissing Scene looks like *crosses fingers for Robin Hood S2 finale*

HAND ON FACE!

*dies*

If the FUCKING PSYCHO were my sister, I'd make this face too

Tee hee. It's a royal backrub!

Jason succeeds in magnificently freaking out his father

BED!HAIR! *ruffles*

Uniform!


Eavesdropping!Jason!

Guh, I want to lick that neck right off him *is perhaps creepy*

Jason's gaming face!
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*squee*

Psycho!Sister freaks out our boy once more.

Awwww, awkward I'm-hiding-my-condition-from-my-girlfriend scene. Bless.


And now he runs away to avoid possible sexing. WHYYYYYY?


And that concludes Part One! Stay tuned for the next installment of Vital Signs: In Which Harry Lloyd Is Greater Than Everyone Else
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First because I will just plain forget if I don't mention him while he's fresh in my head- Roy.
Harry Lloyd has continually been bringing cast members together since conception. 'Robin Hood' is fate and here is another example of it- emphasised by the awesome casting of Steve Waddington. I don't/can't want/need to talk about Roy's storyline because (like drunken!colleague) wtf? Some child and medicore angst. Poor dead Roy.
Now Harry.
I can barely squeeze a userpic onto my memory at the moment but that shot is getting saved. Our boy did EVERYTHING that he could with this crazy, nonsensical role. He is a youngling and he is (already) going to be amazing.
Tish and Jason. Love your commentary. Life is surely incomplete without Harry's "double A batteries, please" *shy!face* moment.
And we saw them very up close... incase you had forgotten what with all the fluff of 'Vital Signs' (no BAFTA).
I'm being sick, I know but- way to make Allan jealous?
As for the gaming!face I love how many times the boy says 'shagging' in that scene. Always dark enough for me :D
Got to get to bed now- the kitchen is still extrememly messy instead of just messy so I'm goign to get up early. You are a legend and lovely just for you but extremely so for continually spoiling us with all of this.
Love you xXx
PS- Djaq + Allan - Will = No more 'Woah Woah oh oh'
Also am so glad that I cannot remember the theme tune to this show. Phew!
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Poor, dead, replaced-by-DoctorMatt/LeGrande Roy. Sigh. Was the child his? I neither know nor care. And it still stings that drunken!colleague got to molest Sam Troughton and sexually confuse him!
USERPIC! My photoshop trial has expired! *beats heart, tears hair etc* Ohh, he's so much better than this stupid, garage-related-death-inducing show. *withholds BAFTA* HE IS DESTINED FOR GLORY, AND I INTEND TO RIDE HIS COAT TAILS ALL THE FUCKING WAY.
You and he are
shagginggaming soulmates.Allan!jealousy! This needs to happen. And they need to acknowledge BOYFRIENDS in the commentary. And Harry needs an episode where he is tortured (physically, not just emotionally).
THIS HEART WILL ALWAYS BE ON FIRE. Woah Woah oh oh indeed. And give it up, it's Will/Djaq, baby.
I LOVE YOU, WIFEY. But not so much that I will suffer my knowledge of the theme tune alone. Be on your guard.
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Am there with you, my sweet. Beyond BAFTA :D
The show is fan fiction already. Why not, god? WHHHHYYY?!?!?
Sophie... no-one can here you scream. Not from York. No-one can hear you hum ITV theme tunes.
... You're a foooool, Sophie Jagger. And you will lose...
...
Love you! xXx