Oh my word. I think I love you and want to have your babies. So much prettyandneckpornandemoaxeandprettyandboyfriendsandcloaksandchainsandpretty *dies*

Lines FTW:

Foliage accentuates the pretty. Little John, realising he will never ever be as pretty as Will, tears his hair.

Nothing says "we're shagging and in love" quite like synchonised violence (see: Sam&Gene, Life On Mars)

So, you and your boyfriend like the same girl. BURN. However, you ultimately win because you've seen her boobies. *high fives Will* THWAP!

Allan!spam or Much!spam? ALLAN!SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!