LOL, perfect timing. I just got the email notification for this comment and my sister (in the process of rewatching the series) ims me with "UNEXPECTED DEXTER FLETCHER IS UNEXPECTED." I feel like we should have t-shirts.

CARNAL INSTINCTS IS THE MOST APPROPRIATE PHRASE HERE, I THINK. Jesus, that man and his crotch!
IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE TOO. GET ON THAT, WRITERS!