AHAHAHA OH YOU. I watched the mini tonight! AND THEN I FELT SHALLOW BECAUSE MICHAEL VARTAN MADE ME NOT HATE LANCELET AS MUCH BECAUSE HE WAS DISTRACTING ME WITH HIS LOVELY EYELASHES. Fail, hypocritical!Soph, FAIL INDEED.

Marry: Anders! He is ~sensitive~ and also WOAH HIS BODY
Shag: Kara (SHE IS A TIGRESS)
Cliff: Leland. SORRY LEEMO

LET'S GO SHAKESPEAREAN. AND TRAGIC. Hamlet, Macbeth, Othello.