Shag Beethoven because apparently deaf people are noisy in bed hurrrr, marry Mozart because that would just be awesome and he had the best wig, PUSH BACH OFF A CLIFF SO I NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT OR THINK ABOUT THE 48 PRELUDES AND FUGUES EVER AGAIN. Sucks to be you, Johann Sebastian, sucks. to. be. you.
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Shag Beethoven because apparently deaf people are noisy in bed hurrrr, marry Mozart because that would just be awesome and he had the best wig, PUSH BACH OFF A CLIFF SO I NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT OR THINK ABOUT THE 48 PRELUDES AND FUGUES EVER AGAIN. Sucks to be you, Johann Sebastian, sucks. to. be. you.
oh god this is almost worryingly cathartic.