LOL, my Spanish is atrocious! I did it at GCSE (A*, baby!), and I wanted to do it as my foreign language requirement at uni, but they didn't have any intermediate classes, so I had to start Italian from scratch. I am very bad at Italian :(

Seriously, I have phases where I can only remember, like, one Spanish word. Right now it's BOCADILLO. Please tell me that means 'sandwich', or I will lose faith in the world! Also, mantequilla is 'butter'?

Muchas gracias, amiga! I know, you can tell me useful Spanish ways to say 'horny!' ♥